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Greg Perkins
09-12-2002, 09:40 PM
i dont even know why i am posting this thread... o yea i am bored!!!

lets start a word game:
i will start with a sentence, and evrybody adds a sentence to make a whacko story!!!, ok here goes:


The fire burned on, cold and damp, colder and damper than i have ever felt before...



now u finish:


Badjokeguy
Jeff Rodriguez
09-12-2002, 10:16 PM
..., before i had felt the cold dampness of a very cold damp place, even colder and damper than...
Stephanie
09-12-2002, 10:51 PM
...the wet sand from the beach caked on your skin, after sunset, after a day of...
Brandon Martus
09-13-2002, 12:33 AM
... eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches.
Greg Ross
09-13-2002, 01:04 AM
(Mmmm peanut butter and SWEET pickle!:) )
Jeff Rodriguez
09-13-2002, 11:45 AM
...Overall it was going well. I had just finished...
FIRSTnut_000
09-13-2002, 03:36 PM
...tinkering with the control system of my robot when...
bjammin64
09-13-2002, 07:47 PM
.....and then a dozen flesh-eating weasels came out of nowhere and...
Clark Gilbert
09-13-2002, 08:19 PM
...got ran over by the hummer driving rodent extinguisher.
Jeff Rodriguez
09-13-2002, 10:28 PM
Phew, that was close. I was kinda shaken from the experience so i called....
Suike
09-13-2002, 10:41 PM
... the Ghostbusters! But then I thought to myself and said, "...
Brandon Martus
09-13-2002, 11:06 PM
"... how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?"
Clark Gilbert
09-13-2002, 11:34 PM
...then it dawns on me that it doesnt matter, since we are in the middle of a hot desert looking for the rare zimbedi cactus....
FIRSTnut_000
09-14-2002, 04:02 PM
...which eats robots. But we brought our robot with us because...
Stephanie
09-14-2002, 06:09 PM
...we were hoping to use it as bait. however...
Suike
09-14-2002, 06:25 PM
if we don't react in time and capture the cactus, our robot will be toast and then we'll have to...
FIRSTnut_000
09-14-2002, 06:26 PM
...build another one, which would take a lot of time and...
Stephanie
09-14-2002, 06:28 PM
we'd run the risk of missing an off season compeitition (hah, like we have any money to compete anyway...). so we had to create...
Jeff Rodriguez
09-14-2002, 09:52 PM
a robot substitute to attract the cacti
Ryan Dognaux
09-14-2002, 10:42 PM
which was made entirely from duck tape....
Greg Perkins
09-14-2002, 10:54 PM
but all of a sudden there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road , and he said...



Badjokeguy
Jeff Rodriguez
09-14-2002, 10:55 PM
play the greatest song in the world
Brandon Martus
09-14-2002, 11:40 PM
So we started singing... 'This is not-- the greatest song in the world. This is just a tribute.' This angered him, and he...
Jeff Rodriguez
09-15-2002, 12:25 AM
ate our souls
Suike
09-15-2002, 12:41 PM
So now we are forced wandering this desert forever and
FIRSTnut_000
09-15-2002, 04:30 PM
...hitting ourselves in the head saying "D'oh!" every time.
Jeff Waegelin
09-15-2002, 08:26 PM
Then we realize, "haven't we used this idea before?", and keep on hitting...
Tyler Olds
09-15-2002, 09:19 PM
......hitting ourselves, but then as all hope ran out, we ran straight into ............
FIRSTnut_000
09-15-2002, 09:22 PM
...an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. We decided to have the...
Jon K.
09-15-2002, 10:38 PM
...buffet table for breakfast instead of the food on it...
Jeff Rodriguez
09-15-2002, 10:40 PM
..and we got major indigestion, so we had to find a witch doctor, but the nearest one is in...
jon
09-15-2002, 11:26 PM
...the bathroom right now so I went outside and induced vomiting and I got some on my shoes and they were all wet and smelly so I went to the Monster Sale & Save strip mall down the road but there were no stores there that sold shoes so I beat up some kid and stole his shoes but I forgot to look at his feet first and the shoes were 6 sizes too small for my feet so I threw them in the fountain and went down the street to Jack's Jolly Shoe Store where I took some shoes out of the box and replaced them with my current wet and smelly shoes and left Jack's and I went back to where I was to meet whoever I was with but I forgot where that was and who that was because of the drugs...
Tyler Olds
09-15-2002, 11:32 PM
....drugs were not really drugs at all, but it was that weird salsa that I ate back at the buffet that consisted of.......
Greg Perkins
09-16-2002, 09:34 AM
... A rotten tomato, and two slices of badly burnt toast, and complimented with a slight hint fof sulfur...



Badjokeguy
Jeff Rodriguez
09-16-2002, 10:39 AM
...But @#$!$@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$ was that salsa good. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time, but..
Joe Matt
09-16-2002, 11:20 AM
,but then the Blue Man Group walked in and everone ate Twinkies Light.
Greg Perkins
09-16-2002, 12:47 PM
...but after, they regurgatated milli vanilli, thus causing the universe to implode killing all the little tiny mice...


Badjokeguy
jon
09-16-2002, 02:55 PM
named Mickey, and Walt Disney World went bankrupt and everyone cried execpt for of course the people who don't like Disney. Oh yeah, and the FIRST nationals was cancelled because nobody else wanted all them stupid kids running around so all the nuts commited suicide. Poor nuts :(
Trashed20
09-16-2002, 03:04 PM
.. But then, Planters collected all of the nuts and made a billion or two dollars and reopened WDW with MR. Peanut as the main attraction. Nationals was back on but then....
FIRSTnut_000
09-16-2002, 05:25 PM
...the FIRST nut reemerged! He declared himself god of all nuts and...
Jon K.
09-16-2002, 07:19 PM
then was decapitated by the revolting nuts that wanted his tyrany to end so...
Joe Matt
09-16-2002, 07:37 PM
...so Jeff Probst could lead them all in a tribal councel to....
Trashed20
09-16-2002, 07:45 PM
..be eaten by 50 foot tall tap dancing squirrels who also...
Harrison
09-16-2002, 08:28 PM
...also enjoy eating bean burrito's by the camp fire late at night...
Jon K.
09-16-2002, 10:11 PM
... while the other squirrels are trying to roast marshmellows. Then due to the burritos methane is released into the air and the burrito squirels now have roasted friends instead of marshmellows. So...
Joe Matt
09-16-2002, 10:33 PM
...so then JosephM almost gets bused in Mr. Golo's English 10 classe for laughing out loud about this thread, but then...
Jeff Rodriguez
09-16-2002, 11:04 PM
Mr golo looks at the thread and makes his own section up
Elgin Clock
09-17-2002, 01:14 AM
:o ....So Mr Golo re-reads the whole story to better familarize himself with all the characters, and then he started babbling....
Matt Attallah
09-17-2002, 10:29 AM
...than stops babbling, looks at Joseph and just shakes his head and says...
Elgin Clock
09-17-2002, 12:03 PM
.......Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work I go. Doot Doot do do doot dot do do, Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho......
Tyler Olds
09-17-2002, 09:56 PM
.... all of a sudden.......
Joe Matt
09-17-2002, 10:35 PM
...the kid known as Team93FIRST jumps out of the wall and into...
Dan 550
09-17-2002, 11:13 PM
...the open plateau, and all was good again, for on the horizion was a giant bag of peanut butter M&Ms dancing with a pickle on top of a 400 foot wide plate of delicious riblets...
Elgin Clock
09-18-2002, 12:06 PM
..and there were Krispy Kreme doughnuts there too, but they were just backup dancers. Then the real star of the show came into the spotlight and that was the world famous.....
FIRSTnut_000
09-18-2002, 03:43 PM
...Chocalate Donut! He started singing...
Greg Perkins
09-18-2002, 03:54 PM
... A dounut??, A chocolate dounut, they do push ups while you eat it!!!!...



badjokeguy
Elgin Clock
06-27-2003, 05:58 PM
So... I think this thread might be dead, but just in case it's not then...