Questions Only

[germanystudent]

didn't david blane do a trick with an egg and an orange? or was it a lemon?

[guakam0li1089]

isnt chris angel better than balne?

[Joe Schornak]

How did this chain of conversation deviate so far from the original subject?

[Flare_Eyes]

Why do rain drops while snow falls??

[xxsumz]

The question is what is the question?

[germanystudent]

but why does snow drift when its on the ground?

[flyingcrayons]

Flying crayons?

[xxsumz]

How does a crayon fly if they have no wings?

[Wayne Doenges]

If they had wings would you want them to be flying?

[flyingcrayons]

Why not?

[Wayne Doenges]

Wouldn't that change the color of the sky?

[Joe Schornak]

Isn't the sky fine how it is?

[bobwrit]

What defines fine?

[guakam0li1089]

doesnt fine define fine?

[Wayne Doenges]

If fine defines fine, than wouldn't define define define?

[guakam0li1089]

wouldn't it?

[Joe Schornak]

Might it?

[16MentalTempest]

Would you mind defining 'define'?

[Wayne Doenges]

Doesn't define already define itself?

[germanystudent]

so you want the definition from someone who already defined define in his previous post of defining define?

[Wayne Doenges]

Isn't that about it?

[Kimmeh]

What isn't that about?

[germanystudent]

isn't that lacking info about cheese?

[Kimmeh]

Why are you thinking about cheese?

[Jay H 237]

Isn't everyone thinking about cheese?

[Wayne Doenges]

Isn't everyone thinking about Lunacy now?

[taylort]

What else is there to think about besides Lunacy, anyway?

[cobrawanabe1699]

What else is there to think about besides Lunacy, anyway?

Why isn't anyone else thinking about girls?

[germanystudent]

why would anyone be thinking of solely girls?

[Wayne Doenges]

Can't girls play Lunacy also?

[Kersten]

Why couldn't they?

[carolynn4848]

Why wouldn't who do what?

[1337Nerd]

Why would they do that?

[bobwrit]

Why not?

[Wayne Doenges]

Shouldn't you people be building a robot instead asking strange questions?

[carolynn4848]

Why don't more people think like that?

[Joe Schornak]

How does a 253-page thread that contains nothing but questions even exist?

[dodar]

Why hasnt anyone ruined this thread by posting something other than a question? :ahh:

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you think we would let anyone ruin this thread?

[mynameisbob]

Are you honestly implying that I would do that?:D

[carolynn4848]

Why wouldn't we?

[germanystudent]

spricht du deutsch?

[Wayne Doenges]

Would it help me build my robot faster if I did?
(Ya, ich sprechan)

[Kersten]

if you build your robot too fast wouldnt you make mistakes?

[Protronie]

If you built your robot faster wouldn't you have more time to fix any mistakes?

-p :cool:

[Wayne Doenges]

What are the "Mistakes" you speak of? :D

[Firevamp99]

Are you implying that you're better than everyone else?

[Wayne Doenges]

Are you implying I'm not? ;)

[Patriots Fan99]

was your reply really clever enough to warrent a smilie?:D

[Joe Schornak]

could you have thought of a more smilie-deserving reply than that?

[Patriots Fan99]

what exactly is smilie deserving?

[ReapersRule]

What are we talking about?

[Joe Schornak]

Why are you in doubt over the topic of this conversation?

[Wayne Doenges]

Is the coversation about Lunacy?

[Kersten]

Have you finished your robot yet?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why do you want to know?

[DMitriPetrenko]

Hey everybody on the forums. Our team is having a bit of trouble figuring out a name for our bot and I wondering if anyone had some good ideas. Our last name was MAC which stood for Middlesex Ansun Cordis. Now we've lost Ansun and we are trying to make a name with Middlesex and Cordis. If anyone has any ideas, please submit to me. thanks guys.

[tim_reiher]

Did you realize that "Middlesex and Cordis" is also an acronym for MAC?

[ReapersRule]

How about... Mandatory Craziness?

[carolynn4848]

Why is the craziness mandatory?

[DMitriPetrenko]

Nahh. Not really, seeing as the Gracious Professionalism Award is in fact an award. In my opinion, just be glad you got the award haha.

[Wayne Doenges]

What are you talking about?
Please read the rules for this game.

[2560DawgDM]

this is questions right? (that is my question lol)

[dodar]

why do people always ask the stupid questions?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why is it stupid to ask questions?

[carolynn4848]

Why would you ask such a thing?

[BX HANNAH]

Why wouldn't you ask these questions? :D

[Wayne Doenges]

What was the question?

[carolynn4848]

How wasn't it a question?

[ezpkns]

How did you win Gracious Professionalism

[carolynn4848]

Don't you know how?

[Zipding]

How did YOU get the Gracious Professionalism Award?

[carolynn4848]

What are you saying?

[popo308]

Yes, what are you saying?

[carolynn4848]

Was he trying to hint at something?

[Zipding]

What were the steps you took to win the Gracious Professionalism award? Was it that subtle?

[ezpkns]

Does it matter?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why wouldn't it matter?

[carolynn4848]

Are we still talking about Gracious Professionalism?

[Zipding]

Would you prefer another topic?

[ReapersRule]

Isn't Gracious Professionalism amazing?

[carolynn4848]

Why are you on the computer talking about Gracious Professionalism?

[ReapersRule]

Why not?

[Xoid]

Are you implying you dont like gracious proffesionalism?

[carolynn4848]

Is who implying what?

[Taylor]

Why can't you guys carry on a linear discussion?

[Wayne Doenges]

Wouldn't a circular discussion be more fun?

[Talcott]

Has anyone actually read this whole post?

:yikes: :confused: :confused: :confused: :yikes:

[Kimmeh]

Have you actually read this whole post?

[EricH]

Why?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why what?

[ReapersRule]

Who misses their robot now that it's been shipped? *cries and raises her hand*

[carolynn4848]

Do you know that I rolled my eyes at you?

(Aim, we get to see him in two weeks and two days)

[ReapersRule]

Since when is D-Fence a he? Who says D-Fence isn't a she?

[2560DawgDM]

is it really so hard to say goodbye to our robots?

[Wayne Doenges]

Are you saying it's not?

[Kersten]

are you implying that you dont really care about your robot and that it is very easy to just say goodbye and ship your robot into the big scary world?

[Finleym]

We were supposed to ship our robots?!

[Kimmeh]

Are you implying that you didn't ship your robot?

[Wayne Doenges]

If you didn't ship your bot, than where is it?

[Kimmeh]

Where would you put your robot that you didn't ship?

[Wayne Doenges]

Wouldn't you hide it?

[Kersten]

Did you lose it?

[Wayne Doenges]

If I lost it, would you help me find it?

[Kersten]

yes but what if we dont find it?

[ReapersRule]

Would it make people cry?

[Kersten]

why would they cry?

[Wayne Doenges]

Doesn't everbody cry over a lost robot?

[Kersten]

Is the robot really lost?

[Wayne Doenges]

Have you seen it lately?

[Kersten]

Have you?

[Wayne Doenges]

Didn't I ask you first? :D

[UnknownMember]

How long are you gonna keep up this back-and-forth conversation? :)

[Wayne Doenges]

How long should we keep up this back-and-forth conversation?

[Taylor]

Aren't you guys getting tired of this?

[EricH]

What is this "tired" of which you speak? Did it come in the KOP?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why should we be tired?

[Kimmeh]

Better question, why should you be awake?

[Wayne Doenges]

If I was awake, would I be making this much sense? :D

[Kersten]

are you implying that you are not awake?

[carolynn4848]

Why would I be awake?

[ReapersRule]

Don't you have to be awake to be online?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why would I be online?

[Usernamehere]

and if i were on line why would i be talking to a bunch of crazies??

[Wayne Doenges]

Are you calling me insane?

[ScottOliveira]

Are you trying to deny it?

[FTC G-FORCE]

im not dening any thing

[Chris is me]

How do we punish those who don't post only in the form of a question (as seen above)?

[Wayne Doenges]

Was that a rhetorical question?

[ReapersRule]

Is this a rhetorical question?

[drumfreak]

Why don't you ask somebody else?

[EricH]

Why don't we use force* to punish those who don't answer in the form of a question?

*And while we're at it, why don't we define "force" to be "sit you in a trailer and let the trailer-fillers take care of you"?

[ScottOliveira]

Couldn't we just use 'the force' to punish them?

*How would we fit them in a trailer?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why use the force when we could just hit them with poof balls?

[drumfreak]

Where would we get the trailer, anyways?

[Wayne Doenges]

Don't you have one?

[sgreco]

Are you assuming he doesn't?

[drumfreak]

Can we use a van instead of a trailer?

[AlexD744]

Does this thread really have 3889 posts?:ahh:

[Lostmage333]

Do your eyes deceive you?

[ScottOliveira]

How could he tell?

[Wayne Doenges]

How could he tell his eyes are deceiving him?

[LWakefield]

Wouldn't a man know if his eyes are deceiving him?

[AlexD744]

If he was being deceived how would he know?

[dodar]

Is he deceiving us by being deceitful by saying his eyes are deceiving him?

[drumfreak]

How long did it take you to think of that convoluted sentence?

[germanystudent]

what 9000?!?!?!:ahh:

[DiehardCybercard]

what makes you think it stops at 9000 ?

[FTC G-FORCE]

there is no number biger then 9000

[sgreco]

Why no question mark?

[Wayne Doenges]

Can't it still be a question even without the question mark?

[delsaner]

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[drumfreak]

Haven't I heard that question before?

[RAMbotX]

If you heard that question before why would ask that?

[sgreco]

Isn't it her right to ask whatever she wants?

[Wayne Doenges]

But what does she want?

[sgreco]

Does anybody know?

[ZInventor]

Are you assuming that I'm a Pshrink?

[lady lighting]

Do you assume i know?

[Mr. Pockets]

Why would we?

[Ruswolf]

What the hell is going on??

[Mr. Pockets]

Who knows?

[sgreco]

Are you suggesting that nobody knows what is going on?

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you know what's going on?

[delsaner]

Can't we all just assume no one knows what is going on?

[Phreadumb]

Do you not know what people say about assuming?

[Wayne Doenges]

Are you referring to the making an a** out of u and me?

[delsaner]

Is this question being aimed towards me? Am I supposed to know what they say about assuming?

[drumfreak]

Are you saying that I know what they say about assuming? Isn't that hypocrytical?

[sgreco]

Who's being hypocritical?

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you know a critical Hippo?

[lady lighting]

Are u refuring to my pet hippo???

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you have a pet Hippo?

[sgreco]

Are pet Hippos illegal?

[BruceS]

how much is a pet hippo? should i buy one?

[NorviewsVeteran]

Are we allowed to ask two questions?

[lady lighting]

I dont know do u know???

[Wayne Doenges]

If you can ask two questions, what would they be?

[BruceS]

What should they be? should they be long or should they be short questions?

[Wayne Doenges]

Would a short question be enough to get your point across?

[sgreco]

How short is a short question?

[delsaner]

How short do you want it to be?

[NalaTI]

Doesn't that depend on what you want at the time?

[Wayne Doenges]

What is time?

[BruceS]

Should time a major part of part of this game?

[Wayne Doenges]

What game?

[BruceS]

How should I know what game we are playing i thought you knew what we were doing?

[NalaTI]

Are you sure what you just asked was a question? Couldn't you have ended that with an exclamation point? (Or are these questions that are changing the flow against the rules of this forum topic? - By the way, where are the rules? - Can you ask more than one question at a time?)

[Wayne Doenges]

Who was that? :confused:

[BruceS]

Should it be some one?

[delsaner]

What else could they be?

[BruceS]

What do you think it could be?

[drumfreak]

Why don't you ask the person what they are?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why should I?

[drumfreak]

Don't you want to know who or what they are?

[ExarKun666]

aren't they smart enough to figure that out for themselves?

[lady lighting]

Idk are they?

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you think we are?

[ExarKun666]

If we are not, then is it true that we are all doomed?

[drumfreak]

Doomed by what?

[Wayne Doenges]

Who's doomed?

[BruceS]

Should we run and hide?

[Wayne Doenges]

Aren't you hiding now?

[drumfreak]

Where is he hiding?

[youngWilliam14]

where are you hiding?

[drumfreak]

Who said I was hiding?

[youngWilliam14]

who isn't hiding?

[Zipding]

Why are we hiding?

[ZInventor]

wait, what are we hiding from?

[NalaTI]

Why isn't this thread hidden?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why do you want this thread hidden?

[youngWilliam14]

why isn't the interwebs hidden?

[Daniel_LaFleur]

Whats an interweb?

[Wayne Doenges]

You don't know what an interweb is?

[Zipding]

Who doesn't know the interweb???

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you know what an interweb is?

[sgreco]

Why are you asking me?

[Zipding]

Does anyone really know?

[youngWilliam14]

you haven't seen it all over the webernet?

[Zipding]

Webernet? What's that?

[Wayne Doenges]

Why are you asking me?

[jmanela]

why would we ask you?

[delsaner]

Can we be nice, and answer Zipding's question?

[EricH]

Can we be nice, and answer Zipding's question?
Didn't we do that already?

[drumfreak]

Do what already?

[Wayne Doenges]

What's with all the questions?

[Ryan Simpson]

What questions?

[Wayne Doenges]

Are you questioning my question?

[drumfreak]

Isn't that an odd question?

[EricH]

Are you using questions to argue again?

[Chris is me]

When will all of these statements-as-questions stop?

[delsaner]

Arent we supposed to use questions to say thoughts?

[Ryan Simpson]

Who are you to determine what a question should be used for?

[EricH]

Why did this thread die?

[delsaner]

Why did you resurrect this thread if we all wanted it to die in the first place?

[MissInformation]

If this thread was brought back from death, does that make it a zombie thread?

[Wayne Doenges]

Do you like zombies? :ahh:

[Ryan Simpson]

Who doesn't like zombies??

[drumfreak]

Somebody doesn't like zombies? *gasp*:ahh:

[delsaner]

Is it possible for someone not to like zombies???
>___>

[Ryan Simpson]

Why wouldn't it be possible?

[ExarKun666]

Because aren't possibilities a figment of our minds?

[Zipding]

What possibilities are there?

[Finleym]

Is it possible to know for sure?

[Church]

Is it productive to spend time wondering?

[Samheartsrobots]

How isn't it productive to spend time wondering?

[delsaner]

Isn't it obvious?

[NorviewsVeteran]

Is that the best question you could come up with?

[Jay H 237]

Would you prefer I come up with a different one?

[BrendanB]

Could you come up with a better question?