Questions Only

[Trashed20]

do you always edit your posts?
Why is my spoon too big?

[gsensel]

Who isn'tregistered to vote?

[Clark Gilbert]

Why can't people reply in the right order?
(so in threaded/hybrid view it's not all messed up)

[Arefin Bari]

isnt that because ppl get confuse about which question to ask???

[shyra1353]

What if people get confused by your question ??

[Elgin Clock]

I'm confused; What was the original question?

[Arefin Bari]

why do you want to know the original question?

[gsensel]

Does anyone know the original question?

[Arefin Bari]

does anybody have to know it??

[Beth Sweet]

Why go back to the original question when we've come so far since then?

[KyleGilbert45]

Have you been keeping track of just how far we've come?

[Arefin Bari]

is it that far??

[gsensel]

How far do you think it has been?

[D.J. Fluck]

How can someone average 11.5 posts a day for the month?

[KyleGilbert45]

Why would you want to post that much?

[Blacknight]

Who would post that much?

[Arefin Bari]

what is the problem with posting that much?

[BandChick]

Did he say there was a problem with posting that much?

[Beth Sweet]

Hey, hey, can't we all just get along?

[gsensel]

Do we all want to get along?

[MissInformation]

How about getting a long little doggy?

[Beth Sweet]

Wouldn't you rather have a kitten?

[gsensel]

How did we go from questions about getting along to cats versus dogs?

[Matt Adams]

Can it snow cats and dogs, or just rain them?

[shyra1353]

WOuldnt the cats and dogs be frozen if they were snowed instead of rained ??

[BandChick]

wouldn't that be painful for the animals?

[Beth Sweet]

Is it all that painful for those of us who live waaaaay up here in the north? (Ok, yeah, maybe it is.....)?

[D.J. Fluck]

Isn't that LG VX6000 Camera Phone from Verizon Wireless pretty nifty?

[shyra1353]

Whats the LG VX6000 Camera Phone ??

[gsensel]

Does anyone care what DJ thinks?

[Pat Fairbank]

Does DJ ever say anything that is worth caring about?

[KyleGilbert45]

Why must we always pick on DJ?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

does anybody know who i am?>

[BandChick]

Are you DJ?

[D.J. Fluck]

Didn't Robin Williams hit the nail right on the head when he said "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party?"

[Clark Gilbert]

Didn't Robin Williams hit the nail right on the head when he said "Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party?"

Wasn't Robin Williams great in his "Live on Broadway" gig?

[shyra1353]

how can you ask such a question ??

[KyleGilbert45]

Isn't asking questions the whole point of this thread?

[JP_1163]

Why don't lions eat clowns?
:confused:

[Pat Fairbank]

Isn't the point of this thread to ask questions that have something to do with the one before?

[Beth Sweet]

Isn't it boring to always follow the crowd?

[Redhead Jokes]

http://www.brainstrain.subterrene.iwarp.com/tunnel%20boring%20machine.jpg

Wouldn't it depend on where the boring was taking you?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

http://www.brainstrain.subterrene.iwarp.com/tunnel%20boring%20machine.jpg

Wouldn't it depend on where the boring was taking you?


Was that not one of the corniest jokes of all time?

[shyra1353]

How could you not find that funny ??

[gsensel]

WHat is that a picture of?

[Redhead Jokes]

Never seen a tunnel boring machine?

[Beth Sweet]

Where do they even bore tunnels anymore?

[shyra1353]

Why are we talking about this ??

[gsensel]

Why do we talk about anything?

[D.J. Fluck]

Sensel, when you fell did you make a crater?


lol (2000 FIRST season inside joke)

[KyleGilbert45]

Did anyone salt the ice patch on the dock?

[Coco the Monkey]

Why is there a dock on the ice?

[Carolyn Duncan]

If we put a blow torch to the ice will the dock burn too?

[Pat Fairbank]

Is the dock made out of a flammable substance, like wood?

[shyra1353]

Have you ever seen a dock made out of wood ??

[Beth Sweet]

I do have a duck made out of wood, haven't you ever seen it in my basement?

[Pat Fairbank]

Did you know that I have one too?

[Beth Sweet]

Isn't that the most frightening thing you can think of?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

OHOHOH!! hahahaha!! now i get it, tunnel boring machine >>> oh wait i'm sry was that a delayed response?

[Beth Sweet]

Will you please keep up with the conversation topic?

[LBK Rules]

Huu?

[gsensel]

Why do you care as long as it is a question?

[shyra1353]

How was your Christmas ??

[D.J. Fluck]

What if someone doesn't celebrate Christmas?

[Jeff_Rice]

Why do you ask?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

Is it ok if my chimney had, mysteriously clogged the night before, on Christmass morning?

[gsensel]

Did you clean it out?

[Beth Sweet]

Can't he just pop in through the door way?

[shyra1353]

Doesnt that go against all of the stories ??

[Allison K]

what if a house doesn't have a chimney?

[gsensel]

Didn't you see the movie "The Santa Clase"?

[Beth Sweet]

I've never seen "The Santa Clase" but I've seen "The Santa Clause" have you?

[Greg Needel]

was that almost a sentance?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

they made a movie called "The Santa Clase"? Did it involve the big red lumpy soft thing lodged in my chimney?

[Blacknight]

What if it didn't include a big red lumpy soft thing loged in your chimney?

[gsensel]

What is the big, red, lumpy soft thing in your chimney?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

aren't you afraid to find out?

[dez250]

Should i be afraid?

[D.J. Fluck]

What would happen if someone responded to this thread without asking a question?

[Clark Gilbert]

Lets find out....

[Beth Sweet]

Though Clark tried, he hasn't ruined it, has he?

[Meredith Rice]

Does it really matter if he did?

[gsensel]

Why did you have to do that?

[David Kelly]

What would happen if someone responded to this thread without asking a question?

D.J., why do you have to be such an instigator?

[D.J. Fluck]

Why get in trouble when you can get someone else in trouble for your work? ;)

[Beth Sweet]

DJ, why must you be so devious?

[gsensel]

DJ, why do people still think you are a role model?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

hey, whatever happened to trying to firgure out what i should do about this big red velvety thing stuck in my chinmey?

[Beth Sweet]

Must everything be about you? Why don't you use those chimney cleaner logs?

[Spammy Badame]

Do Chimney cleaner logs work? What are they?

[Matt Krass]

Do Chimney cleaner logs work? What are they?

Is there any reason they shouldn't?

[gsensel]

Does anyone else notice we just ignored the person who broke the rules?

[Beth Sweet]

Why would we let one person's lack of fun-having-ness get in the way of so many pages of questions?

[Spammy Badame]

Can we change the subject?

[Pat Fairbank]

Sure, why not?

[gsensel]

Can't you just ask a question on a different subject to change it?

[Jay H 237]

What other subject do you have in mind?

[Redhead Jokes]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

[Jay H 237]

Why don't you ask a phonetist?

[Beth Sweet]

What is a phonetist?

[Lisa Perez]

Is phonetist even a word?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

WHY... do light switches have an *OFF* label on them?

[Pat Fairbank]

Why is the third hand on an analog watch called "the second hand"?

[Jay H 237]

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

[KyleGilbert45]

This thread is getting long?

[Pat Fairbank]

That sounds more like a statement than a question, doesn't it?

[Meredith Rice]

This thread is getting long?

Man, the Gilbert's like to toy with this thread don't they?

[D.J. Fluck]

Wasn't I in the same room or hinted to them to post something like that? ;) *Instigator* :D

[gsensel]

Why won't role models shut up?

[Aignam]

Do role models have role models?

[Jay H 237]

If a role model has a role model wouldn't that role model also have a role model?

[D.J. Fluck]

Why do people have to be so jealous of role models?

[shyra1353]

Is that a rhetorical question ??

[Beth Sweet]

Why do we all always pick on D.J.?

[Yan Wang]

Do we have anything better to do?

[D.J. Fluck]

Do we have anything better to do?


Most of us do, so why don't we all go out and do something useful with our time?

[Jay H 237]

What else can we do if we aren't in the middle of the six weeks yet?

[vernn]

once the six weeks do start were going to wonder where our time went...

[D.J. Fluck]

Why would a newbie come into the "Questions Only" thread and not ask a question?

[Beth Sweet]

So, is everyone excited about kickoff?

[Clark Gilbert]

Yes?

[Pat Fairbank]

Are you kidding?

[Jay H 237]

You mean the FIRST kickoff?

[Greg Ross]

You were asking about the Sugar Bowl kickoff, weren't you?

[charlie_grr]

Obviously since no one in this thread knows the rules or what the point of it is, i'll try and restart this thread.

_______________________
Vanilla Coke or Pepsi Vanilla

[gsensel]

Why wasn't that a question? Why are you restarting the thread?

[Beth Sweet]

Ok, I'll start a happy part of the thread. Isn't everyone excited about Dave Lavery and his craft making it to Mars?

[shyra1353]

Isn't the answer to that pretty obvious ??

[BandChick]

Why do you think it's so obvious?

[Jay H 237]

Won't it be even more obvious once Opportunity makes a successful landing?

[gsensel]

You have to ask that?

[T967]

You doubt Jay?! :ahh:

[BandChick]

Why must you insist on seeing the negative in his post?

[Elgin Clock]

What is so wrong with the negative?

[shyra1353]

Who watched the game last night ??

[gsensel]

What game?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

Is it not important to give Dave Kudos for the successful Mars landing?... Do you think it's about time that we tell those europeans how we do it or should we give them a few more trys to get it on their own? :-)

[Jay H 237]

Isn't that two questions?

For your first question: Haven't we done that already in this thread and others?

For your second question: To be fair, if we tell them wouldn't we have to tell everyone else?

[Beth Sweet]

Sooooo... why is the sky blue?

[Clark Gilbert]

Sooooo... why is the sky blue?
Isn't it because of blue light waves?

[D.J. Fluck]

Is that your final answer?

[shyra1353]

Are you trying to sounds like Regis ??

[Greg Ross]

Regis who?

[gsensel]

Why does DJ all ways try to sound important?

[JP_1163]

What does that have to do with the cost of coaxial cable in Tibet?

[MissInformation]

Did you hear the one about the coaxial cable who walked into a Tibetan bar?

[shyra1353]

Will you tell it to me ??

[Beth Sweet]

Why doesnt a duck's quack echo?

[Matt Attallah]

Who said that it doesn't?

(If you watch mythbusters - you know :))

[gsensel]

When was that episode on?

[BandChick]

why should i tell you?

[D.J. Fluck]

Are you the weakest link? :p

[Jay H 237]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

[BandChick]

why do you not understand that in this question you're supposed to reply to the comment above?

[Elgin Clock]

Do you know how to think "outside the box"?

[gsensel]

Why don't you follow the crowd?

[shyra1353]

What if i want to be a leader and not a follower ??

[charlie_grr]

Why don't I have a good question to follow that question?

[gsensel]

Do you ever have a good question to follow the one before yours?

[Beth Sweet]

Why must we all be so argumentative?

[Jay H 237]

Wouldn't it have something to do with all the built up anticipation of tomorrows Kick-Off?

[BandChick]

could it just be because we have forgotten Dean Kamen's speech last year on gracious proffessionalism?

[gsensel]

What did he say?

[D.J. Fluck]

If i am not mistaken, didnt Dean himself say that he gives basically the same speech every year?

[Beth Sweet]

Why would he change before his goal is accomplished?

[BandChick]

why not?

[Aignam]

Why are you avoiding the question?

[gsensel]

Can't we avoid the question?

[mtaman02]

what is the question in which we are avoiding?

[Beth Sweet]

Haven't you been keeping up with the thread?

[Rasta]

Who cares?

[Jake177]

if people keep posting, doesn't that show that they care?

[mtaman02]

doesn't that show they have nothing to do when there not in school building robots?

[Jay H 237]

you mean you don't keep brainstorming and designing just because school's closed with cold weather?

[Pat Fairbank]

They actually close schools where you are because of cold weather?

[Mike Heinowski]

No school, wouldent that be fun?

[gsensel]

What places actually cancel school?

[Jay H 237]

You mean Connecticut is the only place?

[shyra1353]

Doesnt it happen in Canada too sometimes ??

[gsensel]

Why has it been 4 day since anyone asked a question?

[Beth Sweet]

Are we all that busy with finals cramming?

[Mike Heinowski]

why, arent finals over yet?

[BandChick]

why do you whine so much?

[echos]

Is it my fualt I can't help but whine?

[Alex Cormier]

Is it my fualt I can't help but whine?

is that all you do is whine?

[Pat Fairbank]

Would you please stop whining about the whining?

[briholton]

Would you please stop whining about the whining?
but i don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana stop whining.

[Jay H 237]

Am I the only one who missed the question in the previous post?

[Enslaved]

Am I the only one who missed the question in the previous post?

Then, I'm not the only one, if you are one too?

[gsensel]

Has anyone found a question in that post?

[Pat Fairbank]

Why have people been posting non-questions in this thread lately?

[Enslaved]

Am I supposed to be looking for the answer?

[MissInformation]

Do you mean you don't already know the answer?

[Bharat Nain]

So you mean that there is no answer to that question?

[shyra1353]

Isnt there always an answer to a question ??

[Kerry547]

What do you think?

[Enslaved]

Does what I think matter?

[Beth Sweet]

Why wouldn't it matter? Isn't everyone's opinion important?

[Jay H 237]

Why wouldn't we respect your opinion?

[gsensel]

Why are you questiong her opinion?

[Bharat Nain]

Opinions are like armpits, unfortunately most dont smell too good. So why do you think yours would smell good?

[paleslypink]

Because I use deodeorant, do you?

[Kiwi_queen]

does perfume count?

[shyra1353]

Should it ?

[Aignam]

Why shouldn't it?

[Bharat Nain]

what happens when you dont have perfume?

[Beth Sweet]

Could you just use really good smelling lotion?

[Kiwi_queen]

depends...how good does it smell?

[Bharat Nain]

what if the lotion damages your skin cells :ahh: ?

[shyra1353]

Do you call it cream or lotion ??

[Aignam]

Aren't they interchangeable?

[Kiwi_queen]

do you change?

[Jay H 237]

Why would I want to change?

[Beth Sweet]

Can't change sometimes be good?

[Bharat Nain]

What if the change destroys your future?

[Enslaved]

What if I'm not a pessimist like you?

[thelastride]

well what if you are, are you?

[DaBruteForceGuy]

I am a realist... have you seen my signature?

[Kerry547]

I'm not, do you care?

[Kiwi_queen]

why should i care?

[Bharat Nain]

would u care if it affected you?

[Kerry547]

Should I?

[Jake177]

don't u care about things that affect u?

[Beth Sweet]

Shouldn't the word "u" be spelled you?

[Redhead Jokes]

or maybe ewe?

[Kiwi_queen]

aren't ewe's the cutest things you've ever seen?

[CanisLupis547]

Don't you like lambs better?

[Aignam]

Are you crazy?!

[Jay H 237]

Do you think I'm crazy?

[Mike Heinowski]

Do I have to anser that in the form of a question?

[Beth Sweet]

Haven't we answered that question like, a million times?

[Enslaved]

If we have, then why are we wasting time on the same question?

[Steve782]

Isn't that the point of this thread?

[Bharat Nain]

Isnt the point of this thread to drive people bonkers?

[MissInformation]

Why, are you bonkers yet?

[Kiwi_queen]

could you define bonkers?

[Pat Fairbank]

A really big hammer would qualify as a bonker, wouldn't it?

[Jay H 237]

You mean something like Gallahger's "Sledge-O-Matic"?

[gsensel]

What is the "Sledge-O-Matic"?

[Aignam]

And more importantly, what are the Sledge-O-Matic's intentions? (It sounds rather cynical.)

[shyra1353]

Why are you cynical ??

[Elgin Clock]

Isn't it his right as a human to be cynical?

[Kiwi_queen]

doesn't he also have the right to be happy?

[Kerry547]

Don't we have the right to ask?

[Elgin Clock]

If we only have the right to pursue happiness; does that mean we still have to catch it?

[Bharat Nain]

why do we have to waste our time pondering over these stupid things?

[Aignam]

Why aren't you the one being accused of being cynical?!

[shyra1353]

Should we accuse him ??

[gsensel]

WHat should we accuse him of?

[Aignam]

Can't we skip the legal mumbo-jumbo and go straight to the accusation?