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Hailfire
05-23-2003, 05:59 PM
If you've seen Who's Line Is It Anyway on ABC, sometimes they have a game called Questions Only. This is exactly the same rules except, there is no scene. For those of you who haven't seen the show, basically all you do is post a response to the previous question in question form. I'll start.
Excuse me sir, where is the computer store?
Greg Ross
05-23-2003, 06:18 PM
What do you think I am, a tour guide?
Marygrace
05-23-2003, 07:10 PM
You aren't a tour guide?
srawls
05-23-2003, 07:17 PM
Are you calling me a liar?
Redhead Jokes
05-23-2003, 08:39 PM
Isn't everyone?
Katie Reynolds
05-23-2003, 09:57 PM
What are you implying?
FotoPlasma
05-23-2003, 10:14 PM
You mean I have to be explicit?
Matt Krass
05-23-2003, 10:38 PM
?Hablas espanol?
Greg Ross
05-23-2003, 10:56 PM
Say what???
Katie Reynolds
05-23-2003, 11:39 PM
Why should I?
Mike Schroeder
05-23-2003, 11:46 PM
Am i Confused?
D.J. Fluck
05-23-2003, 11:55 PM
Are you crazy?
MissInformation
05-24-2003, 12:03 AM
Would you believe it if I said yes?
KyleGilbert45
05-24-2003, 12:12 AM
Would you like me to say no?
Brandon Martus
05-24-2003, 12:13 AM
Would I?
AlbertW
05-24-2003, 12:54 AM
Shouldn't I be the one asking the questions?
Marygrace
05-24-2003, 01:46 AM
Why should you be the one?
Matt Attallah
05-24-2003, 07:54 AM
why can't I be the one?
Melissa Nute
05-24-2003, 08:08 AM
Isn't Neo the one?
Katie Reynolds
05-24-2003, 09:12 AM
Who's Neo?
shyra1353
05-24-2003, 09:32 AM
Don't you know who Neo is?
srawls
05-24-2003, 10:00 AM
Why should I know who Neo is?
KyleGilbert45
05-24-2003, 10:39 AM
Isn't Neo that one guy?
Brandon Martus
05-24-2003, 10:54 AM
Neo, as in Ted 'Theodore' Logan?
Ricky Q.
05-24-2003, 11:07 AM
Would you like to pet my donkey?
Jeff Waegelin
05-24-2003, 11:09 AM
What the heck was that for?
mgreenley
05-24-2003, 01:02 PM
what the heck is anything for?
Marygrace
05-24-2003, 02:05 PM
Wut r u talking about?
Greg Ross
05-24-2003, 05:07 PM
What would you like to talk about?
MissInformation
05-24-2003, 07:02 PM
Can we talk about Interferometry for Optical Astronomy?
srawls
05-24-2003, 07:35 PM
Why would we talk about that?
Katie Reynolds
05-24-2003, 08:14 PM
Don't you have something better to do?
FotoPlasma
05-24-2003, 08:57 PM
Don't I?
Matt Attallah
05-24-2003, 09:11 PM
Well, do you?
Greg Ross
05-24-2003, 10:49 PM
Can we talk about you for a while?
D.J. Fluck
05-24-2003, 11:18 PM
Do you like hockey? :p
chellyzee93
05-25-2003, 12:17 AM
Who in their right mind would like hockey?
Who in their right mind would like the Dallas Stars more than the Ducks?
Brandon Martus
05-25-2003, 09:50 AM
How do I tell if I have a right mind or a left mind?
Matt Attallah
05-25-2003, 10:21 AM
Who is to say who is left or right?
KyleGilbert45
05-25-2003, 11:30 AM
Who is to say who is up or down?
Aaron Lussier
05-25-2003, 11:34 AM
How did this turn in to questions about directions?
Melissa Nute
05-25-2003, 11:41 AM
Why do I have to give people directions at work, when they just want to go across the street?
D.J. Fluck
05-25-2003, 11:44 AM
Why are people so dumb?
Jeff Waegelin
05-25-2003, 12:08 PM
Who are you calling dumb?
Blacknight
05-25-2003, 01:24 PM
Are you implying that I am dumb?
MissInformation
05-25-2003, 03:16 PM
Have you ever taken an IQ test?
srawls
05-25-2003, 03:41 PM
And what would that proove?
Katie Reynolds
05-25-2003, 03:44 PM
Don't you know?
Amanda Morrison
05-25-2003, 04:51 PM
Are you suggesting that I don't know what an IQ test is used for?
Matt Attallah
05-25-2003, 05:11 PM
What is the purpose of this "IQ" test you guys keep on referring to?
:D :rolleyes:
Josh Hambright
05-25-2003, 05:20 PM
Why does everyone keep asking questions about IQ tests?
Jeff Rodriguez
05-25-2003, 05:23 PM
Why do you want to know?
shyra1353
05-25-2003, 06:06 PM
Can i not be curious?
Marygrace
05-25-2003, 06:07 PM
Why are you curious?
Ken Leung
05-25-2003, 06:28 PM
What's the point of all these questions?
shyra1353
05-26-2003, 08:47 AM
Does there need to be a point to everything?
KyleGilbert45
05-26-2003, 12:21 PM
Does anyone know when this thread will end?
D.J. Fluck
05-26-2003, 01:29 PM
Can I be the one to kill it?
shyra1353
05-26-2003, 02:15 PM
What if I want to kill it??
Katie Reynolds
05-26-2003, 02:35 PM
What are you, some kind of murderer? :ahh:
Yan Wang
05-26-2003, 02:39 PM
What if I am?
Hailfire
05-26-2003, 06:12 PM
What are you going to do?
Meredith Rice
05-26-2003, 06:16 PM
Do you think he's dangerous?
MissInformation
05-26-2003, 06:24 PM
Do you think he takes contracts?
Ricky Q.
05-26-2003, 06:42 PM
Did you know I wear contacts?
Matt Attallah
05-26-2003, 06:45 PM
Why do we care if you wear contacts?
(no hostility meant - well, a little... :D)
chellyzee93
05-26-2003, 06:59 PM
Why do we care about anything?
D.J. Fluck
05-26-2003, 07:07 PM
Did you know that Ricky Q guy is a crazy fool? :p
Blacknight
05-26-2003, 07:25 PM
Did you know I am going out with Ricky Q?
EddieMcD
05-26-2003, 07:51 PM
Is any of this gracious or professional?
shyra1353
05-26-2003, 08:03 PM
Does it matter?
Marygrace
05-26-2003, 08:22 PM
Does it not matter?
RBrandy
05-26-2003, 08:52 PM
Who is to say what matters?
Ken Leung
05-27-2003, 06:00 AM
Haven't you heard of the sayings of great philosophers?
chellyzee93
05-27-2003, 07:57 AM
How did great philosophers come out of dating Ricky Q?
SkitzoSmurf
05-27-2003, 10:00 AM
who the heck is ricky Q?
Hailfire
05-27-2003, 11:30 AM
Anyone?
KyleGilbert45
05-27-2003, 12:17 PM
who would want to know Ricky Q?
hehe :)
Da SPAMinatress
05-27-2003, 02:50 PM
is that a trick question?
mgreenley
05-27-2003, 02:58 PM
Can the question do a trick?
FotoPlasma
05-27-2003, 03:04 PM
Can you teach old questions new tricks?
Brandon Martus
05-27-2003, 03:19 PM
If I could, how much would I charge?
Ricky Q.
05-27-2003, 03:23 PM
How much would Ricky Q charge to date him?
Matt Attallah
05-27-2003, 03:33 PM
How many people would pay to go out with Ricky Q.? :D
(He'd have to give me money - if i was a chick... ;))
D.J. Fluck
05-27-2003, 04:43 PM
Who would be crazy enough to go out with him in the first place?
Mike Schroeder
05-27-2003, 04:46 PM
How would i know
Blacknight
05-27-2003, 05:52 PM
Why don't you know?
Alaina
05-27-2003, 06:06 PM
How come nobody ever told me?
Yan Wang
05-27-2003, 06:31 PM
Cause no one knows everything, right?
MissInformation
05-27-2003, 07:09 PM
Or do they?
George1902
05-27-2003, 07:30 PM
Isn't "everything" a little much for one person to know?
mgreenley
05-27-2003, 07:48 PM
Why?
EddieMcD
05-27-2003, 08:04 PM
What defines "everything" anyway?
Kel D
05-27-2003, 09:55 PM
Who would even want to know everything?
shyra1353
05-28-2003, 07:02 AM
Don't you want to know everything?
Josh Hambright
05-28-2003, 08:12 AM
Why what did people tell you?
KyleGilbert45
05-28-2003, 11:03 AM
People tell you things?...hmm wonder what i'm doing wrong?
EddieMcD
05-28-2003, 02:08 PM
Could it be that you're not listening?
chellyzee93
05-28-2003, 03:25 PM
Who would want to listen to Ricky Q?
srawls
05-28-2003, 03:30 PM
Why is everyone picking on Ricky Q?
Mike Schroeder
05-28-2003, 06:29 PM
Why isnt everyone elsepicking on Ricky Q.?
Daniel Brim
05-28-2003, 06:33 PM
Why not?
Ken Leung
05-28-2003, 06:55 PM
How about some interesting questions for a change?
FotoPlasma
05-28-2003, 07:42 PM
What does L stand for?
why do you ask obvious questions Jim?
Mike Schroeder
05-29-2003, 01:53 AM
why do they have to be obvious to Jim
Josh Hambright
05-29-2003, 08:11 AM
Did you hear that?
Amanda Morrison
05-29-2003, 08:17 AM
What am I supposed to be hearing?
Blacknight
05-29-2003, 09:21 AM
You don't hear the termites borrowing in your skull?
KyleGilbert45
05-29-2003, 11:02 AM
How did termites get in your skull?
srawls
05-29-2003, 11:11 AM
Didn't you know he was a block head?
Brandon Martus
05-29-2003, 11:24 AM
Who was?
What are we talking about?
shyra1353
05-29-2003, 11:35 AM
Why do you want to know?
Mike Schroeder
05-29-2003, 01:25 PM
If a person with multiple personalitles killed themselves, would it be suicide or Homicide?
D.J. Fluck
05-29-2003, 01:44 PM
What kind of a question is that?
Kristina
05-29-2003, 01:54 PM
Is it surprising that DJ has to kill Mike's humor?
Blacknight
05-29-2003, 02:56 PM
Why should it be surprising?
mgreenley
05-29-2003, 03:20 PM
Why doesn't anything surprise me with you people anymore?
George1902
05-29-2003, 08:15 PM
Doesn't Mike do a better job of killing Mike's humor than DJ? ;-]
Katie Reynolds
05-30-2003, 07:47 AM
:o Why are you so cruel!?
</drama>
Jeff Waegelin
05-30-2003, 01:06 PM
Why don't you know?
D.J. Fluck
05-30-2003, 01:20 PM
Why don't you understand that is Mike a bad comic? ;)
George1902
05-30-2003, 05:14 PM
Can anyone name some other things that Mike isn't good at?
srawls
05-30-2003, 06:29 PM
Does blending in with elementary school children count?
mgreenley
05-30-2003, 06:55 PM
Does blending elementary school children count?
Mike Schroeder
05-30-2003, 07:25 PM
Should Mike Stop makeing lame Jokes?
Melissa Nute
05-30-2003, 07:30 PM
But then wouldn't Big MIke not be himself?
Amanda Morrison
05-31-2003, 12:38 AM
I've never met the guy, so who knows?
SkitzoSmurf
05-31-2003, 09:02 AM
Do you think that a skitzophrenic smurf might know? Or one of his personalities?
Brandon Martus
05-31-2003, 10:40 AM
Who?
Kristina
05-31-2003, 11:19 AM
What ever happened to that band?
shyra1353
05-31-2003, 08:21 PM
Why does it matter?
Ricky Q.
06-01-2003, 12:24 AM
Did you know the Brewers are going to win it all?
D.J. Fluck
06-01-2003, 11:09 AM
Did you know that even with the curse the Rex Sox have a better chance?
mgreenley
06-01-2003, 11:57 AM
Do you think we need to rent Anaheim's rally monkey's?
OneAngryDaisy
06-01-2003, 02:51 PM
Are you sure that baseball is even a sport?
Breanne M
06-01-2003, 04:04 PM
why wouldn't they be sure?
Amanda Morrison
06-01-2003, 06:05 PM
Do we really need to ask that?
Brandon Martus
06-01-2003, 06:16 PM
Ask what?
Mike Schroeder
06-01-2003, 06:27 PM
What is the Meaning of Life ?
D.J. Fluck
06-01-2003, 06:45 PM
Why do we even let Big Mike talk? :p
chellyzee93
06-01-2003, 07:17 PM
Why do we even let you post?
Why are any of us allowed to post?
Kristina
06-01-2003, 10:04 PM
Haven't you heard about the first amendment?
(wow, i'm such a political dork)
Jeff Waegelin
06-01-2003, 10:04 PM
Why shouldn't we be allowed to post?
Mike Schroeder
06-01-2003, 10:36 PM
who thinks DJ is a doody head?
D.J. Fluck
06-01-2003, 10:44 PM
Are you feeling ok, Mike?
shyra1353
06-01-2003, 11:12 PM
Who here wants to change the topic??
Brandon Martus
06-02-2003, 07:54 AM
What topic?
Amanda Morrison
06-02-2003, 08:26 AM
I thought we didn't have a set topic?
Josh Hambright
06-02-2003, 09:09 AM
Ohh really?
srawls
06-02-2003, 12:21 PM
Don't you know truely educated people don't bother with "points" or "topics"?
Breanne M
06-02-2003, 01:25 PM
they don't?
D.J. Fluck
06-02-2003, 01:37 PM
Why can't the "iPod Ready" mac in the other room realize that there is an iPod connected to it?
Da SPAMinatress
06-02-2003, 03:09 PM
because its as smart as its owner, maybe?
Ricky Q.
06-02-2003, 09:39 PM
DJ is smart?
Jeff Waegelin
06-02-2003, 09:42 PM
Why do you always pick on DJ?
srawls
06-02-2003, 09:44 PM
We've picked on DJ, Ricky Q, and Big Mike ... who's next?
Brandon Martus
06-02-2003, 11:26 PM
Should we start with Roger Daltry, Keith Moon or Pete Townshend? :D
D.J. Fluck
06-02-2003, 11:39 PM
Don't you think that Ricky is jealous of his role model (me)? ;-)
Mike Schroeder
06-03-2003, 12:10 AM
DJ, dont you mean ROLL Model?
Hermione692
06-03-2003, 05:06 AM
u guys stole my plums, didn't you?
Amanda Morrison
06-03-2003, 08:37 AM
Don't you think that question really showed Brandon's age?
/me ducks :p
Breanne M
06-03-2003, 07:15 PM
how old is he?
shyra1353
06-03-2003, 09:16 PM
how old are you?
srawls
06-03-2003, 09:47 PM
Don't you know never to ask a female her age?
Mike Schroeder
06-03-2003, 09:48 PM
Is a turtle w/o a shell homless or naked?
how would he lose his shell?
Cory
Why would he want to loose his shell?
Matt Attallah
06-04-2003, 09:38 AM
Mabye he sold his old shell to get some money for a new shell?
Breanne M
06-04-2003, 07:22 PM
what if the new shell costs more than he got for the old one?
Da SPAMinatress
06-04-2003, 07:25 PM
do you think he got tired of shells altogether and wants to buy something else instead?
srawls
06-04-2003, 07:29 PM
If he got tired of shells, do you think he might buy some washers as an alternative?
Where does a turtle buy a new shell?
Nelly51987
06-04-2003, 08:26 PM
does the turtle buy the shell at shell gas station by the gum isle?
chellyzee93
06-04-2003, 08:56 PM
Does a turtle chew gum?
evulish
06-04-2003, 09:37 PM
Do you know of any other animals that would chew gum?
Brandon Martus
06-04-2003, 10:00 PM
Don't cows chew gum?
Amanda Morrison
06-04-2003, 11:06 PM
Do you think the cows chew Juicy Fruit or Doublemint gum?
Mike Schroeder
06-04-2003, 11:06 PM
what did people go back to before they invented the drawing board?
Did they go back to their caves?
Cory
Kristina
06-05-2003, 01:39 AM
Wouldn't you hate to have to live in a cave?
FotoPlasma
06-05-2003, 01:57 AM
Don't I already live in one?
Amanda Morrison
06-05-2003, 09:00 AM
I don't know, do you?
Carolyn Duncan
06-05-2003, 10:02 AM
Now what would be the fun in that?
Jeff Waegelin
06-05-2003, 10:47 AM
Why wouldn't it be fun?
Brandon Martus
06-05-2003, 11:02 AM
Can you guarantee it will be fun?
Marygrace
06-05-2003, 01:07 PM
Can you guarantee it won't?
srawls
06-05-2003, 03:35 PM
Is the guarantee void in Tennessee?
D.J. Fluck
06-05-2003, 04:41 PM
Isn't it only supposed to be void in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico?
Amanda Morrison
06-06-2003, 08:59 AM
Where would DJ come up with a question like that?
Kristina
06-06-2003, 10:27 AM
Do guys ever make sense?
Jon K.
06-06-2003, 10:38 AM
Is anyone else confused?
Brandon Martus
06-06-2003, 10:47 AM
Confused about what?
Coco the Monkey
06-06-2003, 11:10 AM
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half every day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
Brant Bowen
06-06-2003, 01:37 PM
Why would you want to shingle a dog house with pankakes?
(By the way the answer is 48 anyways, because there are no bones in ice cream.)
shyra1353
06-06-2003, 01:54 PM
What would happen to the pancakes if it rained?
srawls
06-06-2003, 02:08 PM
It depends ... is it raining syrup?
Da SPAMinatress
06-06-2003, 03:09 PM
does that make anyone else hungry?
(and isn't the correct answer blue, b/c ice cream has no skeleton?)
Coco the Monkey
06-06-2003, 03:34 PM
Are you always hungry, Da SPAMinatress? :p
Da SPAMinatress
06-06-2003, 08:52 PM
is there anything wrong with being hungry a lot?
srawls
06-06-2003, 09:02 PM
Why don't you ask the Donner Party?
Brandon Martus
06-06-2003, 09:05 PM
Is Rudolph going to be at this party?
OneAngryDaisy
06-06-2003, 09:21 PM
Are you talking about Rudolph Guiliani or Rudolph Ruettiger?
Or maybe Rudolph the red nosed raindeer?
Amanda Morrison
06-07-2003, 01:21 AM
Didn't you mean reindeer?
OneAngryDaisy
06-07-2003, 11:43 AM
No, doesn't it rain deer where you live?
It seems to here; does it where you live?
Kristina
06-07-2003, 05:41 PM
Why doesn't it ever rain ANYTHING in California?
Ricky Q.
06-07-2003, 06:01 PM
Where is the closest Taco Bell?
FotoPlasma
06-07-2003, 06:02 PM
Doesn't Taco Bell suck, though?
Blacknight
06-07-2003, 06:16 PM
Why do you think Taco Bell sucks?
Brandon Martus
06-07-2003, 09:55 PM
When did I ever say it did?
David Kelly
06-07-2003, 10:22 PM
Why wont she notice it?
shyra1353
06-07-2003, 10:23 PM
Why do you care if she notices it or not?
OneAngryDaisy
06-07-2003, 10:25 PM
Why don't you all shut up and go buy a chalupa from Taco Bell?
Jeff Waegelin
06-07-2003, 10:26 PM
Who would want a chalupa?
D.J. Fluck
06-07-2003, 11:15 PM
Did you know Taco Bell uses Grade D meat, the same grade as canned dog food?
Sean_330
06-07-2003, 11:16 PM
Did you know it's still better than McDumpster?
Dave_222
06-07-2003, 11:21 PM
Why do you care if it is the same as doog food?
Coco the Monkey
06-07-2003, 11:47 PM
Is Dino a dog or a dinosaur?
Matt Attallah
06-08-2003, 08:57 AM
Why do we care?
Amanda Morrison
06-08-2003, 11:19 AM
Don't you realize that the Flintstones are an important part of today's society?
Brandon Martus
06-08-2003, 12:28 PM
Who is the most important character in the Flintstones, then?
Dave_222
06-08-2003, 12:57 PM
Isnt it Barney?
Kristina
06-08-2003, 02:56 PM
Didn't you hate that purple dinosaur?
D.J. Fluck
06-08-2003, 02:57 PM
Wasn't his songs the worst ever?
Mike Schroeder
06-08-2003, 03:01 PM
what does everyone have agianst the purple dinosaur?
FotoPlasma
06-08-2003, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by D.J. Fluck
Wasn't his songs the worst ever?
Shouldn't that be "weren't"?
srawls
06-08-2003, 04:09 PM
Will somebody please call the grammar curmudgeon?
d'oh! ... and that's why I'm not famous for my spelling :)
/me corrects error before anyone else notices
would you have been meaning grammar?
IMDWalrus
06-08-2003, 06:42 PM
Aren't "grammar" and "grammar" the same thing?
Does anyone besides me hate English (class)?
Dave_222
06-08-2003, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Kristina
Didn't you hate that purple dinosaur? Why would you say that?
Brandon Martus
06-08-2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Dave_222
Why would you say that?
Did they really say anything?
Did you know that a certain UCLA student and FIRSTer is a raging alcoholic?
D.J. Fluck
06-08-2003, 09:25 PM
Is that the same UCLA student that has no life?
Mike Schroeder
06-08-2003, 09:27 PM
Why are you guys sooo childish ?
Kristina
06-08-2003, 09:30 PM
Do you think that Cory and DJ are just jealous?
Sean_330
06-08-2003, 10:53 PM
Why does DJ have to speak the truth?
Blacknight
06-09-2003, 08:39 AM
Do you think lieing is the best policy?
Do you think people cant handle the truth?
OneAngryDaisy
06-09-2003, 02:50 PM
Is there even such a thing as "the truth" ?
Dave_222
06-09-2003, 04:32 PM
What is this "Truth" you speak of?
srawls
06-09-2003, 04:35 PM
It depends on which philosophy you believe, does it not?
Brandon Martus
06-09-2003, 04:37 PM
It does not?
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