CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #10

[Billfred]

Woohoo! Number ten! After all of those bad jokes, here are the scores:

greencactus3: 38
Jeff Wagelin: 24
Michelle 236: 22
MissInformation: 22
Mike Ciance: 17
"Big Mike": 15
dlavery: 15
Gary Dillard: 14
Brandon Martus: 13
Elgin Clock: 13
EddieMcD: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Greg Needel: 11
Andy Baker: 9
Tom Schindler: 8
Astronouth7303: 8
Jay H 237: 8
Vivelation: 7
John V-Neun: 6
DCA Fan: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Amanda Morrison: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
Dorienne Plait: 3
Matt Attallah: 3
RogerR: 3
T. Hoffman: 3
BCahn836: 3
ECarlson: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
GateRunner: 1
JosephM: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1


In honor of a certain someone's birthday, here's the pic:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=8093&direction=ASC&sort=title&perrow=5&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

As always, the deadline is 9:00 PM on Wednesday. Get going!

[Dorienne]

"Ooooh so thaaat's how you annoy Billfred...I seee...So all you have to do is kiss him? Okay then!"

Sorry Billfred, had to do it. =D

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

"If I set my face in this silly expression, you think I'll get any less white sometime???"

:)

I feel loved.

- Genia

[Brandon Martus]

"... never could quite get the hang of whistling. Hrmpf."

[MissInformation]

"Go ahead punk; make my day!"

[Bcahn836]

Just like mom always said if u make that face long enough it will get stuck like that.

[Aignam]

"$%^&*)*% invisible walls!"

[Joe Matt]

NO! Get a close shot! I wanna see UP her nose!

[Jay H 237]

How long do I have to stand here before the bus comes?

[GateRunner]

"Is the food still on my face?"

[Mike Schroeder]

WELLL GOLLLY!!!! I'm one of them there robot buiderers

[Andy Baker]

"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... that is what I truly want to be."


:)

Andy B.

[Amanda Morrison]

*whistles long solo from Guns 'N Roses*

[Greg Needel]

"at this years wrap dinner students will get the oppertunity to fight mike tyson with his new invisiblity cloak. Just look how Eugenia faired...who's next? "

[Gary Dillard]

No thanks, I have a ride. My robot nerd friends will be here shortly to pick me up in their '89 Taurus. But that is a nice Corvette you have.

[dlavery]

Ohhhh! That's wicked awesome!!!

(to get the full effect of this one, you have to say it very loudly while mimicing the Bostonian teen character 'Denise' played by Rachel Dracht on SNL)

-dave

[EddieMcD]

"Knowing she was going to be the subject of Billfred's latest caption contest, Genia decides to postpone her birthday indefinitely."

[ECarlson]

"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner... that is what I truly want to be."

:( You stole mine. I was going to put "Oooh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner..."

[Kyle Love]

"Andy Baker is my second god!" haha I think this is scary yet funny. :]

-Kyle

[greencactus3]

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!? is that guy in the background FLOATING!?
...must be dreaming of driving away with that cool minivan over there called the ODYSSEY...ooooohhhh... ahhhhhh.....drool


(sorry Genia, couldnt quite think of anything soo funny even though your kinda centered and also big in the photo. not to mention a very hard to describe kinduv expression on your face :D )

[DCA Fan]

The Botox had a few side effects.

(I'm kidding, but still it was the best thing that came to my mind)

[Travis Hoffman]

One fateful day in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Indiana, I happened to see this girl who was wearing what appeared to be a yellow Team 48 Delphi E.L.I.T.E. polo shirt. Curious, I started to walk toward her so I could introduce myself. She was in no mood to talk, apparently. When I first attempted to say hello, her face immediately twisted into a contorted mix of youthful beauty and vile contempt, and she bellowed,

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME?"

Slap a mohawk on her head, and I'd swear Robert De Niro was standing before me! This is something I expected from oneangrydwarf (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?action=single&picid=8628), not this sweet young girl. Realizing she was from Team 461, and completely freaked out by this occurrence, I ran away in holy terror, but I was still able to get in a "GO BUCKEYES!" before I jumped into my car and sped off. I didn't stop until I was safely back in Ohio, Sweet Land of Normalcy. Needless to say, I rarely venture into Indiana much anymore, except for the occasional visit to the IRI. Bunch of pig chasing weirdos, I tell you!

[MisterX]

Considering it is not 9 in Indiana where the pic was saying I woudl say that


Imagine Genia's chagrin when she discovered the Boilermaker's bowl game she was going to had nothing to do with the Westside Boilers going to the "Super Bowl of Smarts". :ahh:

[Billfred]

Fwahaahaa...I knew this would mess with your minds for a bit.

So, as for points...

First place: DCA Fan:
The Botox had a few side effects.

Second place: Amanda Morrison:
*whistles long solo from Guns 'N Roses*

Honorable mentions...
Eugenia Gabrielov
Brandon Martus
Aignam
JosephM
Andy Baker
Gary Dillard
EddieMcD
T. Hoffman
MissInformation

And since nobody landed any good burns on Genia over this contest, I guess I have to award the "ooo, buuuuuuuuuuurn" award to...


"Ooooh so thaaat's how you annoy Billfred...I seee...So all you have to do is kiss him? Okay then!"

(For the record, ladies, there are far simpler ways to annoy me.)

Teh new scores:

greencactus3: 39
Jeff Wagelin: 24
MissInformation: 24
Michelle 236: 22
Mike Ciance: 17
"Big Mike": 16
dlavery: 16
Gary Dillard: 16
Brandon Martus: 15
DCA Fan: 15
EddieMcD: 14
Elgin Clock: 13
Greg Needel: 12
Lil' Lavery: 11
Andy Baker: 11
Amanda Morrison: 9
Jay H 237: 9
Tom Schindler: 8
Astronouth7303: 8
Vivelation: 7
Dorienne Plait: 6
John V-Neun: 6
Aignam: 5
Shyra1353: 5
T. Hoffman: 5
BCahn836: 4
Corey Balint: 4
George1083: 4
Ken Patton: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Ben Lauer: 3
David Kelly: 3
JosephM: 3
Matt Attallah: 3
RogerR: 3
ECarlson: 2
Eugenia Gabrielov: 2
GateRunner: 2
Jessica Boucher: 2
Joe Ross: 2
Meli W: 2
Aaron Lussier: 1
Coco The Monkey: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Kyle45: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1

Until sunday...

[Brandon Martus]

Second place: Amanda Morrison:

Cheater! She totally got her idea from me. CHEATER!

[Amanda Morrison]

I win. You lose.

It was the Guns 'N Roses touch.

[Mike Ciance]

(mouth moves out of sync from words)

"Oooooooooo so also know kung-fu! Very well, but you shall never defeat The Westside Boiler Ninja!!!"

[Mike Ciance]

(mouth moves out of sync from words)

"Oooooooooo so also know kung-fu! Very well, but you shall never defeat The Westside Boiler Ninja!!!"

Edit: Oh, I just realized this was over! :ahh:

[Greg Needel]

hey bill...i know this is just fun but can you use for captionable photos then just pictures of 1 person..it adds to the fun of this game

[Dorienne]

Hahaha...
I'm guessing that's a good award?
*curioso* Good job DCA! that was classic.
And Amanda..haha yeah you gotta love Guns 'N Roses. =D
--Dori

[Billfred]

Yeah, I try to pick some really caption-worthy photos. This week was a bit odd, since I felt like picking on--erm, highlighting Genia.

Next week ought to be quite captionable. Ah, the joys of knowing what will be coming next in a contest. (Wanna trade, Dave?)

[Mike Ciance]

Yeah, I try to pick some really caption-worthy photos. This week was a bit odd, since I felt like picking on--erm, highlighting Genia.

Next week ought to be quite captionable. Ah, the joys of knowing what will be coming next in a contest. (Wanna trade, Dave?)i've met genia, she is nice, and very funny. but i do see how she would be fun to make fun of :p i wonder what she has to say about our captions...

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

i've met genia, she is nice, and very funny. but i do see how she would be fun to make fun of :p i wonder what she has to say about our captions...

I'm immensely entertained. Yay, I'm nice and funny. Spectacular!

Some of them are very true. For example, I am definitly a Ninja. A few people will understand this ;).

For another thing, Taxi Driver is my favorite movie. I say "you talkin to me?" on a regular basis, and yes Amanda, I can sing guns 'n' roses if I so choose. ;) A lovely caption pic would be the one of me with the pie in my face though. I'll get around to posting that...

[Travis Hoffman]

For another thing, Taxi Driver is my favorite movie. I say "you talkin to me?" on a regular basis
HA! I didn't even know that. I should get bonus points for my psychic abilities. :p