CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #118

[Billfred]

The weather still inhales audibly, but at least I can't really see it in the dark. ;)

Here's the scores:

Steve W 41
MissInformation 40
Rich Wong 37
Boiler 32
Koko Ed 27
Jay H 237 26
EddieMcD 25
Wayne Doenges 25
Al Skierkiewicz 24
Mocat1530 24
T. Hoffman 22
Lukevanoort 21
Jane 21
Hiteak 20
Skimoose 20
Andrew Blair 19
KathieK 19
Cody C 19
Cuog 17
InfernoX14 17
GaryV1188 16
Greg Needel 15
Arefin Bari 14
EricS-Team180 14
Jgjedi10 13
Nehalita 12
Dorienne 12
Kyle A 12
Dlavery 11
Rohith Surampudi 11
Goober!!! 11
Andy Baker 10
Joe Matt 10
Dylan 10
Michelle Celio 10
“Big Mike” 7
KelliV 7
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Artdutra04 6
Dave Scheck 6
anna~marie 5
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Alex Cormier 4
Conor Ryan 3
Thegathering 3
Tkwetzel 3
Schnabel 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Raymaniac 2
1derboy 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
KenWittlief 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Ewankoff 1
huff_dragon 1
Killerofkiller 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Team1591 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21057

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you slip one in before I judge it.

Go!!

[Michelle Celio]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/175/17584ee71d57f3a63c1d97573f25b523_m.jpg
Paul: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!

[Rich Wong]

"For my next trick I will sit on top of this prism.
Kids, I am a professional, so don’t try this at home."

;)

[Josh Goodman]

LAND HOOO!

[Wayne Doenges]

Olympic announcer: "The next contestant on the triple, even, unparallel bars will try the difficult quadruple back flip with a lemon twist in the laid out pike position."

[Kyle A]

While standing on top of the goal all that was going through his head was,
PLEASE DON"T FALL OVER, O PLEASE DON'T FALL OVER.
The spectators were thinking something different, O please let it tip over, O PLEASE LET IT TIP OVER.

[JaneYoung]

Paul:
You know...
If I joined Cirque du Soleil, I wouldn't have to worry about
- Mad Cows
- Exploding Bacon
- Funky Monkeys
- Martians
or
- Wholethedawgsout

I'd just have to act like a clown and dress in a colorful manner.
How hard is that?!

[Taylor]

It's really too bad Paul's hawaiian shirt was red instead of green - the "I'm a vision announcer - FIND ME" stickers went unused. Quadruple play, anyone?

[Schnabel]

Darn, I just had to ruin the surprise, now we can't say that we are going to make human's the tetras at nationals for Einstein. Oh well, Maybe Dave can do something like this next year!

[Jay H 237]

I'm not coming down until someone gets that Doberman off the field!

[Koko Ed]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/175/17584ee71d57f3a63c1d97573f25b523_m.jpg
What's Andy Serkis got that I don't got? Somebody call and Peter Jackson and Naomi Watts, I'm ready for my closeup!

[InfernoX14]

EEEK! A MOUSE!

[thegathering]

"Infomercial: Do you ever feel short? Are you embarrassed that your friends can use you as a stool? Now you can be twice as tall with.... EASYLEGS!

for only $19.99!"

[Dorienne]

"The red alliance cap and scooooooooooooooooooore!

Remember, all human tetras are not harmed in these competitions."

[Mike Schroeder]

"I can see Dave's other car from here"

wow you figure with the history me and Paul have had, that i would think of something worse... but maybe Paul wont disappoint the next time i am a the subject of Billfreds house of Humiliation

[Joe Matt]

My club house, no girls allowed!

[Cody Carey]

(idontknowwherethisisfrom)
*AHEM* "Let me ride that donkey donkey."
(\idontknowwherethisisfrom)

[Steve W]

Paul finally finds a way to see past Big Mike.

[Freddy Schurr]

What's Andy Serkis got that I don't got? Somebody call and Peter Jackson and Naomi Watts, I'm ready for my closeup!

LOL

[Al Skierkiewicz]

What Paul was really thinking..."Let's see Dan Green or Steve Wade do this! Oh, God, now that I'm up here, please don't let this thing break! We have a full day of competition tomorrow!"

[GaryVoshol]

I got this itch ...

[KelliV]

... and we can all thank Natchez from 118 for the Triple Replay (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37726&highlight=triple+replay) idea. Let's all remember to do our homework this year so we don't have to Aim High-er next year.

[KenWittlief]

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/img/175/17584ee71d57f3a63c1d97573f25b523_m.jpg

I must re-iterate to the detractors, as you can clearly see, this is not a pyramid scheme, its actually an obelisk scheme!

those of you who invest $998 today will start at level 1. Within 5 years you could earn up to $3.6 million dollars...

[Hiteak]

I'm Paul. The Pharaoh of the Tetras. Ruler of the Triple Play!

[Cuog]

"Ok now how do i get down????"

[JackN]

Trying to be as tall as Big Mike didn't make Paul Copioli any less susceptible to be bear-hugged by Mike.

[Alex Cormier]

"All i have to say folks is, I lost."

[raymaniac]

"Where are you mommy?"

[Billfred]

[obviously not an entry]

Just for everyone's knowledge, I'm going to be in 1902 territory this weekend at their Vex event. This involves an eight-hour train ride on Sunday, so the results may or may not be delayed under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Just don't freak if it's Monday when the new contest goes up. ;)

[Arefin Bari]

[obviously not an entry]

Just for everyone's knowledge, I'm going to be in 1902 territory this weekend at their Vex event. This involves an eight-hour train ride on Sunday, so the results may or may not be delayed under the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Just don't freak if it's Monday when the new contest goes up. ;)


<Not an entry>

... what ... Billfred's coming to Florida again, perhaps you shall see tytus and I again. This time we will use adhesive. =)

</not an entry>

[MissInformation]

At first, the audience laughed when Paul jumped up onto the goal. The audience laughed even louder when they realized someone with a tube of superglue had been there before Paul. However, after hearing Paul sing "I'm on top of the world looking down on creation..." for the 237th time, no one was laughing.

[Travis Hoffman]

Rocking back and forth on the center goal, Paul suddenly rediscovered a childhood his family (and thousands of dollars of therapy) had only recently gotten him to leave behind....

Paul: "YAYYYYYY, go horsey, go! I wanna horsey like this one when I get home!"

Paul's Wife: *sighs* "Honey, please come down from there."

Paul: "NO! I don't wanna!"

Paul's Wife: "Come down, and I'll buy you an ice cream!"

Paul: "YAYYYYY, ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ROCKY ROAD!"

[Conor Ryan]

*Pirate Accent* Paul: Arrrrrr, where me three point hat?

[Cynette]

I've always wanted to be at the top of the cheerleading pyramid, but I guess this will have to do. Somebody throw me the pom-poms!

[KathieK]

Announcer: Will the robot that put Paul on top of the tetra please return to the playing field!

[Goober!!!]

Paul: Yeah, I feel TALL!!! :D :D :D

[tony.dalia.195]

MOMMY LOOK AT WHAT I MADE!!..........now only if someone would help me get down.

[EddieMcD]

"And you want to know what's sad? That's still more stacking than the vision tetras ever got."

[lukevanoort]

Everyone ends up sleepy during competition. Hence, Paul Copioli mastered the zen art of sleep-announcing. Unfortunately for what would otherwise be a brilliant strategy, sometimes Paul's dreams intrude into his announcing. For example, at the Midwest Regional in '05 Paul was heard muttering something that sounded suspiciously like "I'm flying Jack"

[skimoose]

Another FIRSTer re-enacting a famous movie scene...

Paul: "I feel like the King of the World!!!!"

Wait, is that an iceberg ahead or just Dave's KK supply... :ahh:

[Billfred]

Ah, the joys of the Billfred Is Working Too Much Rule.

First place goes to:

I must re-iterate to the detractors, as you can clearly see, this is not a pyramid scheme, its actually an obelisk scheme!

those of you who invest $998 today will start at level 1. Within 5 years you could earn up to $3.6 million dollars...

Second place goes to:

... and we can all thank Natchez from 118 for the Triple Replay idea. Let's all remember to do our homework this year so we don't have to Aim High-er next year.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) skimoose
3) lukevanoort
4) EddieMcD
5) KathieK
6) mocat1530
7) Kyle A
8) Jane
9) boiler
10) "Big Mike"
11) Steve W
12) Joe Matt
13) MissInformation
14) Al Skierkiewicz
15) Jay H 237
16) Rich Wong

And the burn award...

Rocking back and forth on the center goal, Paul suddenly rediscovered a childhood his family (and thousands of dollars of therapy) had only recently gotten him to leave behind....

Paul: "YAYYYYYY, go horsey, go! I wanna horsey like this one when I get home!"

Paul's Wife: *sighs* "Honey, please come down from there."

Paul: "NO! I don't wanna!"

Paul's Wife: "Come down, and I'll buy you an ice cream!"

Paul: "YAYYYYY, ICE CREAM!!!! I WANT ROCKY ROAD!"

Which means the scores are...

Steve W 43
MissInformation 42
Rich Wong 39
Boiler 34
Jay H 237 28
Koko Ed 28
EddieMcD 27
Wayne Doenges 27
Al Skierkiewicz 26
Mocat1530 26
T. Hoffman 25
Lukevanoort 23
Jane 23
Skimoose 22
KathieK 21
Hiteak 21
Cody C 20
Andrew Blair 19
Cuog 18
InfernoX14 18
GaryV1188 17
Greg Needel 15
Arefin Bari 14
EricS-Team180 14
Kyle A 14
Jgjedi10 14
Dorienne 13
KelliV 12
KenWittlief 12
Nehalita 12
Joe Matt 12
Goober!!! 12
Dlavery 11
Rohith Surampudi 11
Michelle Celio 11
Andy Baker 10
Dylan 10
“Big Mike” 9
Dhoizner 6
Elgin Clock 6
Artdutra04 6
Dave Scheck 6
anna~marie 5
Alex Cormier 5
KarenH 4
Rick Tyler 4
Tytus Gerrish 4
Conor Ryan 4
Thegathering 4
Schnabel 4
Tkwetzel 3
1derboy 3
Budda648 2
Calhounian 2
Graduns340 2
Icurtis 2
Imajie 2
LordTalps 2
Matt Krass 2
Mercury Rising 2
Raymaniac 2
Astronouth7303 2
Bcahn836 2
Danielle H 2
Freddy Schurr 2
Lil' Lavery 2
Adam Richards 1
AtalanteStar25 1
Brandon Martus 1
Daisy 1
Ewankoff 1
huff_dragon 1
Killerofkiller 1
Miketwalker 1
Ogre 1
Raymaniac 1
Team1591 1
tony.dalia.195 1
Worldbringer 1
Xzvrw2 1


Onward!