Ask a dumb question get a dumb answer

[FRC4ME]

This game was quite fun on another forum a long time ago. Here's how it works: one person asks a stupid question - either one with no answer, one with a very obvious answer, or one that just doesn't make sense. The next person is supposed to come up with an even dumber answer to that question: give an absurdly wrong answer to an obvious question, or just post something completely random and off-topic. The answerer then posts another question, and the game continues.

For example:


Was Spiderman 3 the first in the series?



No; Spiderman 17 came out first.

Why are cheetahs so darn slow?



Because the earth is triangular.

Why am I dead?


...and so on.

Bonus points if your questions and answers can relate to FIRST in some way. To start things off:

In what year did the 2009 Championship take place?

[LWakefield]

Because you are not alive.

What is the square root of purple?

[rtfgnow]

purple^2

True or false: This statement is false.

[EricH]

Everyone knows that that's green!

Why not?

[Tyler Hicks]

what color are red firetrucks?

[delsaner]

False: Ninjas are better than pirates.

Why is a blackboard green?

[Schnabel]

Wait mine is purple.

Why do lies turn into the truth?

[DonRotolo]

They just do, we can't help it.

What is the difference between a duck?

[kjhobin]

A Big Bang

Why is this (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63337) Victor not working. No one can figure out how to fix it...

[Rick TYler]

Why is this (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63337) Victor not working. No one can figure out how to fix it...

It's really Victoria.

Why did Woodie Flower?

[sgreco]

Because it was midnight when the cows came home.

Why isn't it orange in Mexico?

[lady lighting]

I thought people thought it was pink?

what is blue lightings color?

[delsaner]

Im not sure, but I will find an answer *goes to find a crayola crayon color*
Blue lightnings color is Razzmatazz

Why is there an expiration date for sour cream? :confused:

[Taylor]

So you know when to hold the funeral.


If cows are female and bulls are male, how can there be cowboys?

[FRC4ME]

Because I said so.

What is the answer to this question?

[ICanCountTo19]

The SimChickens

Why is Andy Baker so much cooler than Chuck Norris?

[Phreadumb]

Exactly.

How many numbers are there in the alphabet?

[Taylor]

Eleventy cee.

Are there LightningChickens?

[carolynn4848]

Eleventy cee.

Are there LightningChickens?

Goofy.

Are you my mommy?

[dqmot17]

A bird.
how many is 42 robots?

[Katie_UPS]

A bowl of ice cream.

What are the symptoms of turning into a stop sign?

[Burmeister #279]

A working driver station

Where's my keyboard?

[Chris is me]

Under the screen, by the ceiling.

What's better than robotics?

[Phreadumb]

SECOND Robotics Competition

Did you forget?

[lady lighting]

did i forget my birthday????

what does the FIRST logo look like??????

[delsaner]

A pentagon, a triangular prism, and a cookie.
(happy birthday lady lightning! today is mine too! ^_^)

Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang?

[EricH]

Exploding Bacon

What is today?

[Chris is me]

Today is 2009.

What do you get when you cross a poof ball and an inner tube?

[Mr. Pockets]

Water game ^_^

How long is build season?

[Phreadumb]

Build time is approximately 3,628,800 seconds.

Do I make myself opaque?

[NorviewsVeteran]

No, it's just the mirror.

Who is Andy Baker?

[Taylor]

behind you.

Got any gum?

[sgreco]

When the cows come home.

Where is his bacon?

[Travis Hoffman]

Build time is approximately 3,628,800 seconds.

Do I make myself opaque?

Because Dwight Howard is a buffoon.

Why do I bother watching cursed Cleveland teams?

[Taylor]

Lack of options.


Does Canada have a Fourth of July?

[NorviewsVeteran]

Nope. They have a 364 day year.


Does that mean they get to see the kickoff earlier?

[EricH]

Because Championship just happened.

Did Travis answer the wrong question?

[delsaner]

His answer seems pretty valid to me. His answer make total sense in regards to question being asked.

Are you a banana?

[lady lighting]

No im a pineapple.....

what color is the green grass

[Chris is me]

And high tides forever.

How many robotics teams does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[delsaner]

None, robotics kids will make a robot to screw a lightbulb in... and beat "through the fire and the flames" on expert mode.

Why is it that fruit and cake are oh-so delicious, but fruitcake is just so horrible?

[bobwrit]

Because purple.


What color are green cars?

[Travis Hoffman]

Plaid.


Who let all the Yankees scum into Quicken Loans Arena last night?

[EricH]

Were the Red Sox in town?


Why is the sky blue?

[Chris is me]

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.

Why don't people play TMBG's "Robot Parade" during the robot parade?

[Taylor]

Because the terrorists will win.

What color is your parachute?

[Taylor]

Thread-resurrection yellow.


What month is kickoff this year?

[EricH]

Floopruary.

Why was this thread revived?

[delsaner]

asldkjasldkjasldkjasdlj

Why am I so tired?

[J93Wagner]

Go home and you'll find out.

Why was this thread resurrected?

[Ryan Simpson]

Donkey Pancakes

Who am I?

[BrendanB]

Russia

Why is the world round?

[drumfreak]

People kept falling off of the sides when it used to be a line.

When night falls, who picks it up?

[dqmot17]

a janitor

Why does blue and yellow make green?

[Taylor]

Because there's no blellow.

yet.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck on a Tuesday?

[Ryan Simpson]

Depends on the metric conversions.

Where am I going?

[karatekid]

You're going somewhere.

Why is i the square root of -pi?

[EricH]

I didn't know pie had roots.

How many big bad wolves does it take to knock a building down?

[BrendanB]

pi

How come winnie the pooh isn't married?

[delsaner]

People cant marry animals, silly... (even though he is adorable).

Is this Chief Delphi?

[Chris is me]

Chief Delphi merged with Huskie Brigade.

Where am I?

[Ryan Simpson]

The abyss.

What time is it?

[delsaner]

GAME TIME!!!!! RAWRZ

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

[Taylor]

A Toys-R-Us Kid.

(my keyboard doesn't have a backwards-R-key)

Do turkeys floss?

[jmanela]

as much as the G14 rule

why is you here?

[EricH]

Your grammar isn't.:p

Who let the dogs out?

[JackG]

Internet memes relating to advice.

What time is it?

[Taylor]

Quarter til eleventy-seven.

Why isn't it spelled sodder?

[Burmeister #279]

because good spelling would make pi an irrational number.

Why did i miss somebody asking 'what time is it', not once, but twice?

[EricH]

You don't have a clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[delsaner]

Because he/she felt like it.

What do sheep count if they can't sleep?

[Ryan Simpson]

People

Where is the nearest Waffle House?

[BrendanB]

Check facebook.

Why is there no letter between x and y?

[EricH]

The mathematicians wanted the space for a parenthesis.

Why "open sesame" instead of "open up"?

[Joe Schornak]

Chuck Norris didn't approve.

Why does my roflcopter go "soi soi soi soi"?

[wierdo94]

because you slapped a planet

where did i park my tricycle?

[J93Wagner]

On the moon.

Why must I throw the monitor across the room?

[EricH]

The keyboard and mouse weigh a ton.

Why did it snow so much?

[Taylor]

because it's almost build season

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

[Phoenix Spud]

George Washington

Oink, Oink, BOOM???

[Taylor]

Not if you want sausage.

Does Hawaii have a Cinco de Mayo?

[delsaner]

Yea, its on the 4th of July.

Why is my bus always late??

[Gravis]

because you bus is not the only one to be at the office max sales....there are long lines you know!


...Why can you behave with that stick?

[Kage]

The stick is being mean to me. Its going to be hard to behave for much longer!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?


VV Commenting on this post here below me because CD won't let me post twice in the same thread more than once in "a few hours" VV

Comment: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TYPE IN A FULL BODY CAST?!?!?

[EricH]

Due to an incident involving a roundhouse kick, Kage will no longer be available for comment.


Why is snow white?

[Hal'sWorld]

everybody already ate the yellow snow


what happened to Schrodinger's cat? should i call the humane society or not?

[Captain banana]

I would call pest control, or the U.S. firing squad.


What is the difference between a watermelon and a bicycle?

[Phoenix Spud]

No, call Dean Kamen for his new and improved Segway.

What color is George Washington's white horse?

[-42-]

Redcoat.

Why do I twitch?

[Phoenix Spud]

Go ask a twitch-oligist.

Why is the Sydney Harbor Bridge in Sydney?

[Hal'sWorld]

No its in America! Just like the London Bridge.

Why are butterflies seven?

[Dargel1625]

Because seven eight nine.

Why is it cold outside?

[Chris is me]

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace.

Will the robot drive tomorrow?

[spacegy4]

my other robot is a car.

How did the smoke escape from my computer?

[Captain banana]

Idk, I passed out from the fumes.

How long will this thread go for?

[Phoenix Spud]

Right now it is 2010

What state will Granite State Regional be held in?

[EricH]

Sandstone is in Arizona, so I'll say Nevada.

Why do marmots follow people who have food?

[Phoenix Spud]

Tim-Tams ROCK!!!

Why does London Bridge fall down so much in preschool but not in high school?

[Hal'sWorld]

97

What is the answer to my question?

[jammin' calcman]

Perhaps the question does not need an answer, but the answer needs to be questioned.

Why is it always electrical's fault? :confused:

[The phenom]

because it didnt fit in france


just Y?

[Phoenix Spud]

Don't for get a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, and z!

Why isn't FIRST second?

[vic burg]

Yes, FIRST does have to do with babies.

Why shouldn't we Breakaway? (lame, I know)

[Captain banana]

I <3 puppies!!!

will someone please say that I'm awesome?

[Jack Gillespie]

whirled peas!

What is a mouse when it spins?

[Phoenix Spud]

Mickey Mouse is better that Pooh Bear.

Why isn't Pooh Bear a Drop bear?

[Jubungo42]

By coloring out of the lines


how did the chicken cross the road?

[EricH]

Colonel Sanders missed one.

Who let the dogs out?

[mayde]

Apparently, it was the cake's fault.


what system of government does Kashyk have?
(actually, if anyone knows, tell me. I have wondered for a while.)

[jamesdahlstrom]

right now their political system is kind of hairy


why does 2+2=fish

[Phoenix Spud]

Because 2+1=333,125,123,123,456,678,789,901.12345678900987 654321

Why are geeks so geeky?

[vic burg]

Becuase this is FIRST.

How do you spell spell?

[Miriam]

Sideways.

What color is the sky?

[Captain banana]

apply schrodingers equation and then you will know.

Does anyone understand the equation listed above?

[Jubungo42]

no because bannanas are acually pink with large yellow pocadots.



but why is Chuck Norris so AWSOME!?! :ahh:

[Deathknight95]

Do not question why he is awesome, you must just accept it.

Where's Earth?

[Captain banana]

Located in a tiny corner of what we call the universe.


Who likes my avatar?

[SDiPoala]

well the number of ions over the second vector is coharrent to the amount of times you allow the atoms of a salt partical to dissolve


is....the graphics?

[Challenger243]

yes but only proceed with great caution.


Water on the knee... commit to it?

[Phoenix Spud]

Go be a geek.

What color bumpers does the red alliance need to have?

[jamesdahlstrom]

green

why can't a wood chuck chuck wood

[acom80]

because pi squared is equal to the number of atoms used to make plutonium

no?

[Challenger243]

ask again later

why is pi called pi and not cake?

[Jubungo42]

because the sun is blue.


why is fire so cold?

[Phreadumb]

yes.

Have you ever met Chief Delphi?

[Kurt W.]

thats a trick question everyone knows it takes 3 1/2 cups of sugar to get to the moon.


Do coconuts migrate?

[koreaninventor]

atoms can move anywhere

where's waldo and his dog?

[JP Carlin]

The abyss

Why doesn't blue have an orange tint?

[Phoenix Spud]

Because apples taste better than oranges.

What?

[zahariel913]

OK!

what is the meaning to life?

[KrakatoaCoo]

42 is the answer to your problemos.

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

[Jubungo42]

because he failed to blow himself up and comited japanese suicide.

who am i?

[JP Carlin]

a sack of potatoS?

HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAP LOCKS?

[[TBT] Vampire]

With apple juice!

Has anyone seen my colon?

[Lord X]

It is right here:

What is the value of infiniti?

[Phoenix Spud]

Well, since 2+2=5, I would have to say 225

Who is buried in King Tut's tomb?

[jamesdahlstrom]

jesus

what is the internet

[KrakatoaCoo]

program made for attackers and terrorists


why is Obama Prez?

[cws1101]

because people were horribly dicieved and thought he was president bush running for a third term

why do spanish people speak spanish?

[Chris is me]

71.

Who can kick the farthest?

[Cl4p-tp]

Lieutenant Dan


why are there 50 stars on the flag?

[delsaner]

because.

What comes in this box, this box, that rocks?
(I have the taco bell $5 box commercial stuck in my head)

[BrendanB]

A game hint!

What makes team RUSH rush?

[293spike]

Geddy Lee.

How much wood could Woodie Flowers chuck if Woodie Flowers could chuck wood?

[Zanfardino2892]

He wouldn't hurt trees because he wears tye-dye

Why is the person who posts below short?

[Kurt W.]

Potatoes will take over the world

Why is there evil mercenary ninjas that sabatoge our robot in the room where we build hired by a team that i will not metion so if im right they wont kill me.(hint:there is no hint (there seriously is no hint im just messing with you))

[Miriam]

because you took their bananas.

Why are pandas black and white?

[Deathknight95]

Because purple and white didn't look right.

Are we there yet?

[fyrefrost]

we've been there the whole time.

what rhymes with orange?

[David Sahud]

door hinge,


what came first? the chicken or the egg?

[KamaluNg]

What you like?

If all C's some D's, and some D's are E's, then some E's are definitely C's, right?

[awesomegeek166]

yes, cause c= Caromel Frapp. from Starbucks!

Why are none of the people on my team...on here?

[vigkvagkv2]

Because they're on a plane.

Why can't people ever follow the directions of a forum thread?

[mangagirl41]

Because they are imaginary

Why cant i get a pet wolf?

[Nymph808]

Pet wolves won't fetch the newspaper for you. It'll fetch your neighbors's arm.

Why does hot water make you feel cold?

[takiko1996]

because that's what she said

if the sky is on the ground where is my house?

[Superllama12]

In the same place as Scarecrow's brain

How can you tell if you're dead or not?

[mangagirl41]

Shoot yourself in the head, if you live then there ya go

why do monkey like bananas

[Bonzo]

i just gave you the money

Who's buying the pizza?

[kingdomhearts<3]

The robot is buying the pizza.


Does 2+3=7?

[vigkvagkv2]

Possibly. Consult a college professor to find out.

Why is browing chief delphi forums so fun?

[Superllama12]

Because "browing" sounds like eyebrows, so that MUST mean growing a unibrow, and growing a unibrow is SO MUCH FUN!!!!

Why do potatoes grow on trees?

[mangagirl41]

because they cant be as cool as apples and pears!

Why do cats in America go MEOW, but the ones in japan go NYAA?

[flyingcrayons]

because general mao said so.

why is this a dumb question?

[Superllama12]

There is no such thing as a dumb question, only stupid people asking questions. I think you can figure out your answer from here.

Why is modern music so awful?

Also, Mangagirl, where did "Japanese cats go nyaa" from, I have a friend who does that in Virginia (well, now North Carolina) and I always thought it was an inside joke, but I guess not!

[Newo95]

Because I said so.

If a tree falls in the woods and noone hears it, does it make a sound?

[Superllama12]

It depends. Can forest gremlins hear?

What time is it?

And I swear to the FSM if somebody says "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time" I will track them down and slurp their pulpified flesh through a bendy straw!!!!

[vigkvagkv2]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaadventure Time!

(You asked for it)

Why am I in a hoodie right now?

[Mandelbrot]

Because I always wear a hoodie on Thursday.

Why does our Watchdog keep eating our Netbeans?

[vic burg]

Because he wants to be blamed for all the farts.

Why do cats lick themselves?

[Newo95]

Because someone's got to.
Why do dogs chase cats?

[Superllama12]

Because there aren't enough armadillos
On a side note, did you know that the nine-banded armadillo cannot roll into a ball; however, it can inflate its intestines with air and float across rivers!
Why doe people always get mad at me when I stab them thirty seven times in the chest and thein eath their hands?

[Newo95]

Because you misspelled "then eat" as "thein eath".

Where is Waldo?

[Superllama12]

IN MAI BELLEH!!!!!!!

Why do they have to ruin a franchise because they want money (aka Pokemon)?

[Newo95]

Because money makes the world go round.

Why does my toe hurt?

[Superllama12]

It would appear that God hates you, Mr. Boots! (C&H all the way!)

Why am I such a nerd (not that it's a bad thing)?

[Newo95]

Because you are.

Why is school so boring

[Superllama12]

Because you spelled it "school", not a "skuul", which is where the cool catz like me go, and it is incredibly awesome and u r b bein liek "oooooooh, he is liek da coolest kat u ain't nevah sawded cuz he goed 2 skuul and not school"

Why is the English language so confusing?

[Newo95]

Because it feels like it.

Why hasn't anyone posted anything other than superllama12 and me?

[PAR_WIG1350]

because your answers are lacking in creativity, because superllama12's spelling made your brain's creativity run and hide (which is to be expected).

Why are the clouds so loud?

[vigkvagkv2]

They like to go *rumble rumble BOOM*.

Why does my nose have to run at the same time I have the hiccups?

[Superllama12]

Obviously because your refrigerator stopped running, and someone had to keep running to keep the hamster wheel that powers you running, and during the switch, the refrigerator dropped some spoiled tacos down your throat, and your inner hiccuper is allergic to tacos. Obviously.

Why did Otto von Bismark back off when his duel partner decided that they would use cholera-ridden sausages as their weapons?

[Newo95]

Because he was a vegiterian.

What is 2+3

[vigkvagkv2]

A version of infinity.

What is the url I'm looking at right now?

[Newo95]

How the heck should I know?

What happens when you divide by zero?

[vic burg]

What DOESN'T happen?!

What is the answer to life?

[nitneylion452]

"Thank you for calling Life. All of our operators are busy at the moment."

Why are things clear?

[emazingli]

Because they are transparent that's why they are clear. LOL


What is the feeling of the pants got ripped while you are playing billiard?

[Cmay]

L2english broski

The noodles! Where did they take her?!

[mangagirl41]

to planet sauce where they will marinate her till she becomes a noodle herself


When will the pigs fly and dominate the world?

[Ninja_Bait]

When exploding bacon gets a pig-shooter like cheesy poof's t-shirt cannon.

What is a crash bonus in MS Pinball for?

[DoronS]

Figuring out how not to crash Windows... it's harder than it looks!

Why is my screen all blue?

[David Sahud]

Because it has 26 letters.

How many people does it really take to screw in a light bulb?