"Quotes" that were said during build season

[UnderDark]

"Some ways to lose weight:
...
PROGRAMMING:
-Delete Comments
-Delete semi-colons
-Delete Whitespace
-Delete all variables and use a single 'long double' array.
..."

[Chriszuma]

The next person to say "Autonomous" is getting pistol-whipped!

[general]

Hello I'm the "webmaster" for the Dirty Birds, and our website now has a quotes page where you can add any of your teams quotes. Heres the link, http://www.khsfirst.com/quotes.php Please add some.

PS. Thanks for all that helped me out.

[TubaMorg]

1 day before ship...our robot is overweight and we are sawing off components....our teacher/mentor walks by:

"Hey Paloma!" (the teacher)"How tall are you?"
"uh...5 ft."
"Hmmm, how much do you weigh?"
"120 lbs., why?"
"Hmmm. I think you might make it through the legal parts flow chart! Let's throw her in the crate!"
"Uh Mr. Morgan, I don't think she can hold 10 poof balls."
"Errrrr. RATS!"

[EStokely]

Katy saidas her quote)
Trinh (student to mentor): Katy I think we need to take away your hammer privileges.

Now thats funny!

And a few quotes that still bring smiles from 360

"Can we use mirrors?"

"James did what?"

"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want" (I still like this one)

Criv "Stokely, the robot doesn't turn left!"
Stokely"Well, go right for a while"

Also, anything said at 8:30 or later at night with a Russian accent is funny

[sheltie234]

"I'm not being mean; it's just constructive criticism. Now fix it."

[Schneidie]

I think one of the more amusing ones was :Hand me the toool of persuasion" It took me a minute to figure out he meant a hammer.

[anna~marie]

Hey! That happened this year with my team too!!!
crazy... those robotics people with their jargon

[ScoutingNerd175]

Originally Posted by Neo3One3

"HEY BARBRA!" -Ed (don't ask)

Let's just say that the student in question is A) Not named Barbra and B) Not Female.

[Tetraman]

"Nerd Pride" ~ Woodie Flowers

You can't beat that folks.

[hallk]

So we were at the team social at the zoo. We are walking up to the ape exhibit when one of the kids runs up "I want to see the humans." She sees the apes "Look at the bears." We kept asking her what are you talking about. She was serious, five minutes later she went "I meant gorillas." It was funny, she had no idea what she was saying.

[Daniel Morse]

End of the season, one of the engineering mentors (who speaks with a heavy Indian accent) helping program autonomous mode said "automoutomous mode". I have yet to stop quoting it.

[Ken Leedle]

On the day of ship...
"Okay you guys, we've got to work like there's no tomorrow, cuz there is no tomorrow!!!" -Me

Me - "Hey, where is the _____"
Justin - "I put it away in the toolbox"

Me - "Don't write 706 on my dad's tools!!!"

[Joe J.]

I'm fairly sure I sent an email to Not2B that ended with the sentence
"I could do more math on it, but my fish tank just sprung a leak. Got to go."

“Our team is made up of the dumbest smart people”

[Rick TYler]

Admiring the new chassis: "Oooo, nerd bling!"