"Quotes" that were said during build season

[[TBT] Vampire]

Me - "Hey Sal, where are the wheels?"
Sal - "We gave them back to Mike, we decided we didn't need them. We're gonna go with our kit wheels."

[BigMoney135]

Originally Posted by Michael Ogden

Talking about a tape measure...
Me: It's a 10-footer.
Charles: That's what she said.

Highly Inappropriate...

[Michael Ogden]

Ok Sean, if you want something more appropriate, here's one:

"If I had a dime for every time that robot was on the welding table, I could pay for the trip to Atlanta by myself." -me

[[TBT] Vampire]

Team member "Don't put that in there, that's the wrong port!"
Other team member "That's what she said."

[Imadapocalypse]

In light of the recent Starcraft 2 beta release:

"Mike you're gonna have to work extra hard for those high yield minerals"

[Chris is me]

Originally Posted by BigMoney135

Highly Inappropriate...

Roughly 90% of the thread is robotics related entendre. My issue with it is less inappropriateness and more "not particularly unique, interesting, or funny".

[Akash Rastogi]

"Wait....why do we always call our control box a pot box?"

The kid didn't know what a pot actually was. Team tradition to call it a pot box.

[Bandgeek80001]

Oh, we'll *just* do (insert incredibly complex thing here)."

In FRC, "just" rarely means "simply," however it may be used as such.

[XD_bring_it]

After finding out the elastic force needed for the kicker:

Member 1: This can't be right.
*looks at the number*
Me: Wait, isn't that the number that we want?
Member 1: Exactly. We must have done something wrong.
Me: I'll double check our velocity vectors.
*Member 2 comes in*
Member 2: So how's it going?
Member 1: Our numbers are perfect.
Member 2: You must have done something wrong.

[hillale]

Originally Posted by BigMoney135

Highly Inappropriate...

Monday was National That's What She Said Day. Maybe it was in relation to that.

[AcesJames]

"Joey, the parts don't fit together!"
"That's because you did it differently than my drawing!"
"Stop referencing the drawings, we're 3 weeks past that!"
"Ahhhhh"
"Ahhhhh"

Yeah, that was pretty much last night, lol.

[apalrd]

"Why are you carrying around a totally non-suspicious silver briefcase? Do you have a bomb in it or something"
"Why would I carry a bomb in a silver briefcase? Bombs are always in black briefcases"
"He is probably carrying lots of cash. That is always in silver briefcases"

(actually I was carrying the operator console packed into a silver briefcase waiting for honeycomb)

[thatoneguy23]

Me: What are you doing?
Frame Person: Kicking the robot?
Me: Why are you kicking the robot??? STOP KICKING THE ROBOT!!!

[Karibou]

One of our students was drawing lines between everyone's names on tonight's food order, and his lines were more loopy than straight. I went up to the paper and drew straight-ish lines through the center of his.

Me: "You know, you could have taken three more seconds to draw a straight line"
Student: "Mine is straight!"
Mentor: "No way, yours is like the seismic waves of the San Andreas fault."

[Michael Ogden]

Originally Posted by hillale

Monday was National That's What She Said Day. Maybe it was in relation to that.

You know it!