Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!

[Kurt W.]

granted but you catch the flu and a bedridden for two weeks.

I wish that people would stop making the joke that the next game is going to involve water. It gets really old.

[Timz3082]

granted, but the game actually involves the acidic fluid sulfuric acid.

wishes that all computers could render in real time.

[Vermeulen]

Granted, but objects would only render in the same shade of hot-pink-mixed-with-brown.

I wish we would get the second game hint.

[ChaosX73]

Sure, but then you figure out the game and you are assassinated for knowing too much.

I wish I could get itunes to install on my new laptop.

[Kurt W.]

granted but ipod gets a whole new system and in order to convert things back to your ipod it costs $100 per app or you need to buy the newest version for $5000

I wish that it was saturday (kickoff )

[RoboDesigners]

Granted, but kickoff is canceled, and you have to wait until next year.

I wish for there was a 48 hour day. (And that the human body could cope with it! )

[Taylor]

Granted. Welcome to Alaska.

I wish I had a hot ham and cheese sandwich.

[ChaosX73]

Granted, but you drop it on your crotch and you never have kids.

I wish this thread would never end!

[KamaluNg]

Thread Closed.

I wish i could eat until i blew up.

[J93Wagner]

Granted. It's called screwing up in the shop by not following safety.

I wish that drive trains that use mechanums didn't lose 29.3% of their power just because of their nature... (Kudos to anyone who can explain explain why I specified that number! )

[ChaosX73]

Granted, but you don't realize this has happened and you over compensate for the change in your programming. Your bot continues to fly around the arena, destroying other bots. Nobody can understand why, but they have a feeling you had something to do with it; you are promptly assassinated.

Oh, and your team doesn't win the competition.

I wish my laptop was faster.

[1168Programmer]

Originally Posted by ChaosX73

I wish my laptop was faster.

Granted. But your laptop gets to be so fast that it starts thinking for itself and develops into a silicon based life form that refuses to do your bidding. Instead it gets friendly with the cRIO and an entire species of silicon based life forms is born. They subsequently form their own FRC team and beat you (and everyone else) in the regionals and final competitions. Then they take over the world and turn humans into their slaves.

I wish I didn't need to sleep so I could actively use all 24 hours in the day.

[ChaosX73]

Okay, but everyone thinks of you as a freak. Your parents are frustrated and psychologists are stumped. When you get married, your wife (or husband) thinks it's creepy that you won't sleep with him/her. You become depressed and don't know what to do because your brain is no longer coming to terms with your own existence because it isn't getting the rest it deserves. Good luck winning the competition now...

I wish we could discover the zero-point energy field so we could have infinite energy and wouldn't have to rely on gasoline and coal.

[KamaluNg]

Everything you learned was a lie.

I wish i was as cool as ChaosX73

[flyingcrayons]

Wish granted, but then you get really cold and then you get sick. aww

I wish that week one competitions could be here already.