CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #400

[Billfred]

Wasn't it just last week we were stuffing Swamp Thingers into bags?

The scores, after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1139129&postcount=23):

EricH 115
Taylor 112
JaneYoung 108
GaryVoshol 92
rsisk 89
DonRotolo 81
S.P.A.M.er 17 68
Katie_UPS 66
Al Skierkiewicz 66
Ninja_Bait 65
Wayne Doenges 60
EricS-Team180 59
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
Karibou 49
rachelholladay 49
jgw 46
Bill_B 41
dodar 38
Aerosound 35
PAR_WIG1350 32
kstl99 28
SuperNerd256 28
dlavery 27
IndySam 26
akoscielski3 21
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Hallry 16
Frenchie461 16
nitneylion452 15
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 11
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
FRC4ME 7
rtfgnow 6
Colin P 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
cgmv123 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31018

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Andrew Lawrence]

Woah partner! You won't be needing that for another 2 years!

[dodar]

Ohhhhhhhh Billfred's a plumberjack yes he is.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Hey Hagrid, where is the rest of your umbrella?

[JaneYoung]

Billfred = all things subtle.
In this case, communicating with his drive team.

[Ninja_Bait]

Definition of stick:

Tool to mess with other team's kinect control.

[akoscielski3]

How To: Keep your drive team in order.

1. Get a piece of PVC about 'baseball-bat length' long
2. carry it over your shoulder when not in use
3. When a drive team member is not doing as they are told, gently whip them with the piece of PVC.
4. Just kidding Safety FIRST, Its actually for Gr.9's

[rsisk]

Billfred calls it the "motivator".

[Taylor]

Billfred: For the hybrid mode, we're supposed to use our television remote control. I've got an old-school console TV. This is my remote.

[Jim Wilks]

OK guys, all I found was this piece. Now where is the rest of the robot?

[Hallry]

Just in case the GDC changes the game mid-season, Billfred keeps some piping on him at all times, hoping for the long-awaited water game.

[EricS-Team180]

Hey guys, I brought the right-handed smoke shifter, since I couldn't find the left one.

[Dr Theta]

Billfred, an honorary PVC pirate.

[nitneylion452]

Billfred is too strong for the trident from 2010.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

And I thought Raul was tough!

[rachelholladay]

What was that, Mr Ref?

[GaryVoshol]

Yer missin' two-thirds of yer trident.

[J.Warsoff]

Now this... this is a PVC tube.

[DonRotolo]

This 397-1/2 feet of pipe? Oh, I just carry it... (http://www.google.com/#pq=jamie+brockett+jack+johnson&hl=en&gs_nf=1&cp=5&gs_id=13&xhr=t&q=jaime+brockett+jack+johnson&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&pbx=1&oq=jaime+brockett+jack+johnson&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&gs_l=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=9699b23bffa1b841&biw=1280&bih=875&bs=1)

Hagrid?
[Still NPOE]Hooray! 400! [/npoe}

[Wayne Doenges]

I the words of Teddy Roosevelt "Talk softly and carry a big stick" In the words of Billfred it's "Yell and scream and carry a big piece of PVC." Billfred isn't much of a history buff.

[Josh Drake]

Whenever 1618 would win a match, they would put three notches on the stick with the team numbers of the loosing alliance. Unfortunately the stick was relatively free of marks :(

;)

[EricH]

Learning from past (http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24644) mistakes (http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28325), Billfred brings defense against certain "angry" FIRSTers...

...To the wrong event (http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31401)!

[Peter Matteson]

To quote Yosemite Sam, "I speak loudly and I carry a giant stick! Whatcha gonna do about it!!!"

[PAR_WIG1350]

Billfred is always ready to defend against rouge trackballs. The word on the street is that he is convinced they are after him.

[Andrew Lawrence]

In engineering, there is always compensation needed. More of one thing for less of another. Greater speed for weaker torque, etc. Billfred is a prime example. A large PVC pipe for.....:yikes:

[cgmv123]

Billfred's theory of robotics: Whack it until it works.

[Bill_B]

If this is the size of the bong, you can just imagine the size of the stash!

[Billfred]

Thought you'd want to enjoy the #400 party a little longer...well, and I was booked yesterday moving furniture.

First place goes to:

Ohhhhhhhh Billfred's a plumberjack yes he is.


Second place goes to:

Billfred: For the hybrid mode, we're supposed to use our television remote control. I've got an old-school console TV. This is my remote.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) EricS-Team180
3) JaneYoung
4) EricH
5) Ninja_Bait
6) PAR_WIG1350
7) rsisk
8) Hallry
9) Josh Drake
10) jgw
11) S.P.A.M.er 17
12) rachelholladay

And the burn award goes to:

In engineering, there is always compensation needed. More of one thing for less of another. Greater speed for weaker torque, etc. Billfred is a prime example. A large PVC pipe for.....:yikes:

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 117
EricH 117
JaneYoung 110
GaryVoshol 93
rsisk 91
DonRotolo 82
S.P.A.M.er 17 70
Al Skierkiewicz 68
Ninja_Bait 67
Katie_UPS 66
Wayne Doenges 62
EricS-Team180 61
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
rachelholladay 51
Karibou 49
dodar 48
jgw 48
Bill_B 42
Aerosound 36
PAR_WIG1350 34
SuperNerd256 30
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
IndySam 26
akoscielski3 22
Hallry 18
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
nitneylion452 16
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
FRC4ME 7
rtfgnow 6
Colin P 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
cgmv123 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Josh Drake 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1

Onward!