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CrashOverride
19-03-2012, 19:38
One, every 22.8 years.

Walter Deitzler
25-03-2012, 21:56
I don't know though, Dean was able to change last year's energy saving bulb to a brand new, dim-able, bulb this year. I would say, at the present, 1 year.

neshera
25-03-2012, 22:24
One. And the new light bulb works better, lasts longer, and uses less energy than the old one.
I had an engineering roommate in college, and I thought I was the smart one. FIRST has made me realize just how smart you engineers really are.

BTW, how many Neurosurgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he holds on to the light bulb and expects the world to revolve around him.

EricH
25-03-2012, 23:19
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can see the screen better in the dark, and besides, it's a hardware problem.

How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The electrical system isn't working. Therefore, it's an electrical problem.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Hey! You didn't tell us this light bulb was burned out! You fix it!"

DampRobot
26-03-2012, 00:24
Who said it had to be an engineer? What do you think freshmen are for?

Andrew Lawrence
26-03-2012, 00:32
One. His name is Dean Kamen, and he changed the light bulb (and made us sell it).