CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #403

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1149837&postcount=23):

Taylor 124
EricH 120
JaneYoung 114
rsisk 103
GaryVoshol 96
DonRotolo 87
Ninja_Bait 79
S.P.A.M.er 17 73
Al Skierkiewicz 69
Katie_UPS 66
Wayne Doenges 65
EricS-Team180 63
Karibou 54
rachelholladay 53
Joe G. 52
dodar 51
Molten 51
jgw 50
Bill_B 42
Aerosound 40
PAR_WIG1350 34
SuperNerd256 34
IndySam 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
akoscielski3 22
Hallry 20
nitneylion452 18
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
FRC4ME 7
rtfgnow 6
Josh Drake 6
Colin P 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
cgmv123 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
Peck 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37731

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda halfway Saturday at midnight Eastern. (And with no competition to wear me out this weekend, I might even judge it Sunday!)

Go!

[Andrew Lawrence]

Electricians are odd. This is how they show you they want Victors.

It just so happened to be human player try outs day...

[EricH]

If it was a gray Jag, that backing would be SO full of holes, slits, and projectiles!

[akoscielski3]

Ahh, the places the Mechanical/CAD people put the electrical's on the robot is astonishing.

[Jim Wilks]

Jaguars always get the dirty jobs - driving motors either forwards or backwards endlessly around a small playing field. It's a hot and thankless task. Ultimately someone always rains down metal filings and then the Jaguar dies in a flurry of sparks. This little Jaguar managed to escape the electrical board and was caught here in the act of scaling the wall on the way to total freedom.

[Karibou]

I wonder how fast that Jaguar had to run to wedge itself into the backboard?

[dodar]

Driver: Did the shooter break?

Coach: No, why?

Driver: We seemed to have lodged a jag into the backboard

Coach: ...I blame the programmers.

[rsisk]

We tried to isolate the problem with our robot, removing one piece at a time until the problem went away... 'nuff said.

[Brandon_L]

They took me a bit to literally when I told them to use jags in the shooter...

[popnbrown]

The jaguars are truly rebellious. They sometimes just jump off the robot.

[Ninja_Bait]

The stealthy and speedy Jaguar is among the more dangerous control system components in the Serengeti. It lies in wait for unsuspecting robotics teams to pounce upon and then blows up in their faces.

rawr!

NPOE: I would have reposted this, but too many people already put up the same idea:
So, it's not just our robot that throws out all the Jags that we put on it...

[cgmv123]

Today's FRC drive trains are just too powerful. Witness the centrifugal force that was just created.

[Taylor]

Does this fall under <G-10> - I can't find a definition for "grasp, grapple, or attach"?
Quick! Somebody find a reasonably astute observer!



Too soon?

[JaneYoung]

Jane: This caption contest is giving me a headache.

Backboard: Tell me about it. At least you don't have a Jag stuck on you who thinks it's a basketball.

Jag: And the crowd roars, "Cut the nets! Cut the nets!"

[EricS-Team180]

New for FRC 2012! The Jag D@^#-i-tall training target! Your drive team will line up and make the shot every time. :D

[DonRotolo]

The trick to capturing wild Jaguars is the adhesive on the paper: It needs to have just the right stickiness, and a mild version of the mating scent (essence of electrical smoke) to attract them. (Small bits of aluminum chaff helps, too).

[rachelholladay]

The things robot inspectors see at regionals...

[GaryVoshol]

The only time a jaguar has been right on target.

[FRC4ME]

The Jaguar is in timeout until it realizes that "motor direction opposite day" is not a fun practical joke to play in the middle of a quarter final.

[J.Warsoff]

I think the magic smoke is really getting to the electrical guys

[PAR_WIG1350]

Nobody move! If we stay perfectly still it can't see us... then it's just a matter of waiting for a CAN timeo- Oh! okay, we're good! At least it wasn't a stray Victor, they don't give up as easily.

[gracie.]

Once the magic smoke gets out of those jags... you might as well use them for target practice ^^

[Peck]

Hey! you random guy who just walked in! Put this where we can find it while I look for the screws that just grew wings.

[Wayne Doenges]

This Jaguar does not know the first thing about camoflauge.

[nitneylion452]

It's a Jaguar on a backboard. Nothing to see here...

[DonRotolo]

(Not a new entry, just for kicks)
Nearly the end of a rousing round of "99 T I Jag-wars on the wall"
(/nanejfk)

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

It might have been born a jaguar, but in its heart, it will always just want to be a spider.

[Bill_B]

As close to a moment of reflection as a Jaguar will ever get.

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

Jane: This caption contest is giving me a headache.

Backboard: Tell me about it. At least you don't have a Jag stuck on you who thinks it's a basketball.

Jag: And the crowd roars, "Cut the nets! Cut the nets!"

Second place goes to:

New for FRC 2012! The Jag D@^#-i-tall training target! Your drive team will line up and make the shot every time.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) S.P.A.M.er 17
2) SuperNerd256
3) rsisk
4) Brandon_L
5) DonRotolo
6) PAR_WIG1350
7) FRC4ME
8) rachelholladay
9) GaryVoshol
10) akoscielski3
11) EricH
12) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Does this fall under <G-10> - I can't find a definition for "grasp, grapple, or attach"?
Quick! Somebody find a reasonably astute observer!



Too soon?

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 127
JaneYoung 124
EricH 122
rsisk 105
GaryVoshol 98
DonRotolo 89
Ninja_Bait 80
S.P.A.M.er 17 75
Al Skierkiewicz 69
EricS-Team180 68
Katie_UPS 66
Wayne Doenges 66
Karibou 55
rachelholladay 55
dodar 53
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
jgw 51
Bill_B 43
Aerosound 41
PAR_WIG1350 36
SuperNerd256 36
IndySam 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
akoscielski3 24
Hallry 20
nitneylion452 19
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
FRC4ME 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Josh Drake 6
Colin P 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
cgmv123 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
Peck 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1

Onward!