CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #404

[Billfred]

And you thought you weren't going to find this one...

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1153160&postcount=29):

Taylor 127
JaneYoung 124
EricH 122
rsisk 105
GaryVoshol 98
DonRotolo 89
Ninja_Bait 80
S.P.A.M.er 17 75
Al Skierkiewicz 69
EricS-Team180 68
Katie_UPS 66
Wayne Doenges 66
Karibou 55
rachelholladay 55
dodar 53
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
jgw 51
Bill_B 43
Aerosound 41
PAR_WIG1350 36
SuperNerd256 36
IndySam 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
akoscielski3 24
Hallry 20
nitneylion452 19
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
FRC4ME 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Josh Drake 6
Colin P 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
cgmv123 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
Peck 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37763

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Andrew Lawrence]

Sorry Jerry. Your safety glasses weren't on 2 minutes ago. You know the rules *Vader and Storm Trooper show up*

/NPOE/
Caption Contest 404: Error not found
/NPOE/

[dodar]

Darth Vader: You dare not allow me to compete!
Quer: But you didnt pass inspections...
Trooper: Let's go get the LRI.
Darth Vader: I have other plans...

[DonRotolo]

Vader: "Wait! This one is not Will-i-am! Number 48, you will suffer the consequences!"
48: "Ha! April Fool!"

[nitneylion452]

Vader: Jerry *vaderbreath* I am your father.

Jerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Trooper: Don't worry, he's been saying this to everyone.

[Colin P]

Still looking for those droids

[Peck]

Vader: number 47... I told you to grab an engineer to fix my ship. You brought me a Jester. Guess I will have to add him to the line of people who have seen me here. Please shoot yourself and make sure you fall into the pile of troopers who have failed me. Trooper 48!!! get over here!
number 48: what is it Lord Vader?

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Tell me I said "NO" in the original movie one more time and I'll force choke you faster than George Lucas can say "DIGITAL ALTERATION!"

[EricH]

ST: You do not know where 2344 (http://www.thebluealliance.com/team/2344) is located? Then you will stay here as a prisoner until you do. You'll never talk to us? We'll see about that.

DV: Wait. You say that you have helped them too much to hurt them now? The FIRST is strong with this one. Let him go, and inspire more. Besides, I already told you that those are not the droids (http://www.thebluealliance.com/team/3035) you're looking for.

[Jim Wilks]

May the force be with you.

[rsisk]

We don't need no stinkin' safety tokens! We're the dark side...

Want some cookies?

[Ninja_Bait]

He is a programmer and a member of the blue alliance. Take him away!

[Wayne Doenges]

Vader: "Tell me, where are the rest rooms?!?!"

[Josh Drake]

Trooper: Whoa Vader man! You can do that whole "choke people you don't like" thing on the Death Star, but here it's not cool.

Vader: But this guy said that my cape made me look fat.

[J.Warsoff]

Tell me again the my cape is a safety hazard...Go ahead, make my day...oh wait, wrong movie quote.

[JaneYoung]

Darth Vader never would have gotten the upper hand if Chewbacca hadn't gotten all tangled up dancing the Macarena with the fans in the stands.

[In1g0M0nt0ya]

Vader:Where are the plans the Blue alliance gave you?

Other dude:We intercepted no Emails...
We are on a mission to St.louis...

Vader:I want to know what happened to those plans.

Other dude:Aaggghhh.....

Vader:Tear the arena apart until you find those plans! And bring me the engineers, i want them alive!!!!

[Taylor]

And you thought you weren't going to find this one...
Ah ... I see what you did there. Well played, Mr. Leverette.

The character on the left is Travis Hoffman without his mask.

[cgmv123]

What do you mean I need safety glasses? Lasers bounce off me; I don't think a hunk of metal can even scratch me. How am I supposed to fit them over this mask anyway?

[EricS-Team180]

Calrissian, to preserve your gas mining operation, you shall see that Team Stormtrooper seeds first in the Cloud City regional. This shall bring together a rebel alliance of Teams Solo, Organa and Skywalker......yes young Luke...soon you will know: "who's your daddy"

[GaryVoshol]

Darth Vader: So we're supposed to wear gloves like this when we lift the robot?

[rachelholladay]

Don't act so surprised, sir. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this regional by Red Alliance spies. I want to know what happened to the CAD plans they sent you.

[PAR_WIG1350]

Why do they only call their superiors when you actually do not have the droids they are looking for?

[Bill_B]

Your skin! It's so soft! And smooth! The Avon lady cannot escape me for long!

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Tell me again the my cape is a safety hazard...Go ahead, make my day...oh wait, wrong movie quote.


Second place goes to:

We don't need no stinkin' safety tokens! We're the dark side...

Want some cookies?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) S.P.A.M.er 17
3) PAR_WIG1350
4) EricH
5) Josh Drake
6) JaneYoung
7) EricS-Team180
8) cgmv123
9) rachelholladay
10) Bill_B

And the burn award goes to:

The character on the left is Travis Hoffman without his mask.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 130
JaneYoung 126
EricH 124
rsisk 110
GaryVoshol 100
DonRotolo 90
Ninja_Bait 81
S.P.A.M.er 17 77
EricS-Team180 70
Al Skierkiewicz 69
Wayne Doenges 67
Katie_UPS 66
rachelholladay 57
Karibou 55
dodar 54
Joe G. 52
jgw 52
Molten 51
Aerosound 51
Bill_B 45
PAR_WIG1350 38
SuperNerd256 37
IndySam 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
akoscielski3 24
nitneylion452 20
Hallry 20
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
FRC4ME 9
DRAKE2751 8
Josh Drake 8
iPenguin 8
cgmv123 8
Colin P 7
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Peck 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1
In1g0M0nt0ya 1

Onward!