CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #409

[Billfred]

Giddyup!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1167602&postcount=22):

EricH 147
Taylor 140
JaneYoung 134
rsisk 117
GaryVoshol 106
DonRotolo 98
Ninja_Bait 87
S.P.A.M.er 17 85
EricS-Team180 83
Al Skierkiewicz 78
Wayne Doenges 73
Katie_UPS 66
rachelholladay 63
dodar 58
Jim Wilks 57
Karibou 55
Aerosound 54
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
Bill_B 47
PAR_WIG1350 44
SuperNerd256 43
IndySam 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
akoscielski3 27
nitneylion452 25
Hallry 20
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Josh Drake 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
cgmv123 12
Vermeulen 10
FRC4ME 9
Colin P 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
Peck 8
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
In1g0M0nt0ya 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37963

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[IndySam]

Traditional pre-match prayer to Hormel.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Person 1: Are they scouting down there?
Person 2: Yeah. Those SPAM scouters are dedicated people.

Scouter 1: Are they gone?
Scouter 2: Yup
Scouter 1: Good. Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!




/NPOE For those who don't understand, they're playing Pokemon

[JaneYoung]

Waiting for their second wind before the Big Show.

[akoscielski3]

Okay! Who sent the SPAM Mail!?

[Peck]

student in white sweatshirt closest to the quilt (siwscttq): "o mighty work of many hands, grant us and our allies a guaranteed win"

*person with backpack next to him taps him on the shoulder*

person with backpack: "you do realize that you are praying to a bunch of note cards your opponents have written on, right?"

siwscttq: "Of course, just like our ancestors prayed to a golden cow they helped make we are praying to a quilt we helped make. Frankly, it can't hurt us since everyone already considers us crazy for spending outrageous amounts of time building the robots."

[rsisk]

SPAM COACH: Hey! Where's our drive team
PASSERBY: Somebody check the SPAM filter over by the card quilt.

[Ninja_Bait]

The six infamous SPAM dwarves: Salty, Meaty, Pinky, Woodie, Cape-y and One-Eighty.

[Taylor]

We've seen Planking, Tebowing, and Batmanning. The new craze: SPAMming.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Makes you wonder if there is an equivalent to green kryptonite in the Spam world doesn't it?

[cgmv123]

Stand clear! Those capes had better not get caught in the 10-wheel, spiked drive train that team over there has.

[Jim Wilks]

Scout: What are the capabilities of your robot?

SPAM team member: Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. And that's just the autonomous mode!

[GaryVoshol]

Hey Waterford, one of your kids isn't showing proper respect. Teach him to bow down and worship!

[DonRotolo]

The team just didn't feel well after consuming their favorite luncheon meat....



Giddyup!Aren't you a bit young for that reference?

[PAR_WIG1350]

The last time I saw that much spam the Spanish inquisition unexpectedly appeared.

[Hallry]

The difference between SPAM and Tebow: SPAM actually wins in the eliminations.

:yikes:

[J.Warsoff]

All hail the Great Spam. All hail the Great Spam...

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Here we see magic being made, SPAM's legendary scouting being put to work. Watch how they write every single team number onto a piece of paper. Unseen is the giant can of SPAM we carry around that we put the numbers into and draw from to pick our alliance. It hasn't seem to let us down yet ;)

[Wayne Doenges]

Reporter: "Here we see the world famous SPAM scouting team. Let's listen in."
Student 1: "What do you think of team ***?"
Student 2: "That team is in another division."
Student 3: "Do we have time for lunch?"
Student 2: "No, we have only 3 hours to get these list together."
Student 4: "Is it I before E except after C, or the other way around?"
Student 5: "Does this cape make me look mean?"

[nitneylion452]

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's...Super SPAM!

[rachelholladay]

Spam on your plate? Disgusting.
Spam in your email? Annoying.
Spam on your alliance? Winning.

[Bill_B]

After having been rejected from Monty Python's Flying Circus, these intrepid FIRSTers are filling out their order forms for green eggs and ham at the Dr. Seuss Juice and Deli Jelly Jar Bar. yay, team! (http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/sounds/spam.au)

[EricH]

Waiting for the call to do the spam song..


Spam spam spam spammity spam!

[DonRotolo]

Spam spam spam spammity spam!Delicious Spam, superlative Spammmm....

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay everyone--when all your mother wants for Mother's Day is "a couple of things moved around", you invariably trigger the BIWWTM Rule. :)

First place goes to:

SPAM COACH: Hey! Where's our drive team
PASSERBY: Somebody check the SPAM filter over by the card quilt.

Second place goes to:

Scout: What are the capabilities of your robot?

SPAM team member: Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. And that's just the autonomous mode!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Taylor
3) rachelholladay
4) SuperNerd256
5) S.P.A.M.er 17
6) PAR_WIG1350
7) Bill_B
8) EricH
9) Ninja_Bait
10) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

The difference between SPAM and Tebow: SPAM actually wins in the eliminations.


Which means the scores are:

EricH 149
Taylor 142
JaneYoung 136
rsisk 127
GaryVoshol 107
DonRotolo 99
Ninja_Bait 89
S.P.A.M.er 17 87
EricS-Team180 83
Al Skierkiewicz 79
Wayne Doenges 75
Katie_UPS 66
rachelholladay 65
Jim Wilks 62
dodar 58
Karibou 55
Aerosound 55
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
Bill_B 49
PAR_WIG1350 46
SuperNerd256 45
IndySam 30
kstl99 28
akoscielski3 28
dlavery 27
nitneylion452 26
Hallry 23
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Josh Drake 14
cgmv123 13
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
Vermeulen 10
FRC4ME 9
Colin P 9
Peck 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
In1g0M0nt0ya 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1

Onward!

[IndySam]

seriously? I quit. My humor is to sophisticated for BillFred