CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #411

[Billfred]

I couldn't remember a team 411...had to look it up with directory assistance.

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1170662&postcount=24):

EricH 150
JaneYoung 146
Taylor Can't compete with Jane (by his own Facebook admission)
rsisk 129
GaryVoshol 109
DonRotolo 100
Ninja_Bait 92
S.P.A.M.er 17 87
EricS-Team180 85
Al Skierkiewicz 81
Wayne Doenges 77
Katie_UPS 66
rachelholladay 66
Jim Wilks 64
Karibou 60
dodar 59
Aerosound 57
Joe G. 52
Bill_B 51
Molten 51
PAR_WIG1350 48
SuperNerd256 46
IndySam 30
akoscielski3 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
nitneylion452 27
Hallry 23
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Josh Drake 14
cgmv123 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
Peck 11
Vermeulen 10
FRC4ME 9
Colin P 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
In1g0M0nt0ya 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37993

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Duke461]

Let's say I'm the Human Player. How many points would i get for planking during the end game?

[Peck]

student one: "would you believe she is flying?"
student two: "no, she is laying down on the bridge."
student one: "your wrong, she is simply flying so fast that she circles the earth once every time your eyes process an image and causing the earth to expand so that it is just below her. you see her on the bridge, i see her half way through the wall!"

[Andrew Lawrence]

FTA: What are you doing?
Drive team member: Calibrating the bridge.

[Karibou]

SPAM: where you can be Superman too!

Oh, sorry. SPAM's caption contest was two weeks ago, wasn't it...

[nitneylion452]

The rigors of competition got the best of one of the members of the drive team, who simply dropped in exhaustion onto the bridge that matched her shirt.

[Wayne Doenges]

Everyone know it's against the rules to take measurements of any of the field elements.
Here we see a team that figured a way to measure the bridge with no one being the wiser. Or she could have just fallen asleep.

[Taylor]

Everybody knows the benefits of a properly balanced diet. Lost in the hoopla is the importance of properly balanced sleep.

Just because I can't hang with Jane (or was that 2010) doesn't mean I can't get second place!

[rsisk]

Those crazy young daredevils and their flying machines.

[cgmv123]

There's a switch on the field control panel that flips the bridges sideways. It was designed just for this moment. The FTA is about to flip it; watch out for the bump. :eek:

[EricH]

Rock-a-bye driver, on the bridges. When the robot drives, the bridge will rock--and OUCH!

[dodar]

Planking is finally making its run through FIRST

[Ninja_Bait]

In the middle of a dive from one inbounder station to another...

[rachelholladay]

As you can see the two other team members and the FTA are walking over to join the human player on the bridge in the first ever attempt at a quadruple balance.

[dictionaria13]

And here we see a team member demonstrating the FIRST Yoga position, "Downward-facing Snooze."

[DonRotolo]

Another day at the Supergirl tryouts.

[GaryVoshol]

Is she bored or board?

[akoscielski3]

*Volunteer looks at her on bridge, eating the balls*
Volunteer: So that's why all the balls are shredded up!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

The heck with memory foam and sleep numbers, even though this is as hard as an interstate highway and it moves, I still can catch a few zzz's just by stretching my arms out like this! Now leave me alone and practice the coop bridge like you were told.

[J.Warsoff]

(Note to Billfred: Your gonna have to change Aerosound to J.Warsoff now)

And this here is our seasickness simulator...

[EricS-Team180]

Standing: "What ARE you doing?"
Planking: "...just making sure I've got this whole balancing thing laid flat."

[JaneYoung]

Drive team member: There's no such thing as too much ice cream.

Coach: So much for the triple scoop right before a match.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Here we see one the many rejected plans by FIRST to eliminate the bridge as a ball trap. FTA got tired of all the breaks they had to take to wake up the human on the bridge.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Rock-a-bye driver, on the bridges. When the robot drives, the bridge will rock--and OUCH!


Second place goes to:

FTA: What are you doing?
Drive team member: Calibrating the bridge.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) nitneylion452
3) GaryVoshol
4) DonRotolo
5) S.P.A.M.er 17
6) Taylor
7) cgmv123
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) rsisk
10) Ninja_Bait

And the burn award goes to:

SPAM: where you can be Superman too!

Oh, sorry. SPAM's caption contest was two weeks ago, wasn't it...

Which means the scores are:

EricH 160
JaneYoung 147
Taylor 145
rsisk 131
GaryVoshol 111
DonRotolo 102
Ninja_Bait 94
S.P.A.M.er 17 89
EricS-Team180 86
Al Skierkiewicz 83
Wayne Doenges 79
rachelholladay 67
Katie_UPS 66
Jim Wilks 64
Karibou 63
dodar 60
J.Warsoff 58
Joe G. 52
Bill_B 51
SuperNerd256 51
Molten 51
PAR_WIG1350 48
IndySam 30
akoscielski3 30
nitneylion452 29
kstl99 28
dlavery 27
Hallry 23
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
cgmv123 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Josh Drake 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
Peck 12
Vermeulen 10
FRC4ME 9
Colin P 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
In1g0M0nt0ya 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1
Duke461 1
dictionaria13 1

Onward!