CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #414

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

The scores, after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1173476&postcount=21):

EricH 165
JaneYoung 154
Taylor 149
rsisk 133
GaryVoshol 115
DonRotolo 104
Ninja_Bait 97
S.P.A.M.er 17 91
EricS-Team180 88
Al Skierkiewicz 87
rachelholladay 82
Wayne Doenges 82
Jim Wilks 67
Katie_UPS 66
Karibou 63
dodar 60
J.Warsoff 59
SuperNerd256 54
Bill_B 53
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
PAR_WIG1350 49
kstl99 33
akoscielski3 32
IndySam 30
nitneylion452 30
dlavery 27
Travis Hoffman 24
Hallry 23
cgmv123 20
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Peck 15
Josh Drake 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
Vermeulen 10
FRC4ME 9
Colin P 9
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
dictionaria13 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
In1g0M0nt0ya 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1
Duke461 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37792

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[dodar]

That orange tasted funny...

[Peck]

When they told me I would have to eat a spherical pie if I lost the bet, I didn't think this was what they meant.

[Ninja_Bait]

We have the technology... We can rebuild him... faster! stronger! built to last longer!

Especially the "last longer" one!

[rsisk]

General Tso's basketball... taste great, but in a half hour you are hungry again.

[Jim Wilks]

Some teams took the concept of "so close to a win, you can taste it", a little too far.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Mom,
All I did was tell them if they didn't let me play, I'm taking my ball and going home and this is what they did!

[akoscielski3]

NOM NOM NOM!

[cgmv123]

The best thing you can do for a dead foam basketball is to fill it with tears. Pass it around and cry.

[EricH]

It's a good thing he can't see behind him. Dave L. already finished off two of those huge oranges, peel and all!

[JaneYoung]

Ref: It's ok little basketball. I know what it feels like to be chewed on by the coaches. You just have to roll with it.

[dictionaria13]

"I... I'm sorry... I didn't mean to hurt you... It's just that I was so hungry and you looked so good. I know that you're not edible now, but at least that red stuff tastes better than the black stuff coming out of the robot that took a bite out of me. Wait... Don't cry... Hey, tears taste pretty good! It's OK if you cry... Just let it all out..."

For those of you scratching your heads, that was the basketball talking. I apologize for the lack of sense, but I was taking advantage of the fact that since I graduated on Friday, I don't have school today and could sleep in, and thus just woke up.

[PAR_WIG1350]

It's funny how movies can change our perspective on life so dramatically, for example, this moment would not seem nearly as sad to this ref if he had never watched Wilson float away in Cast Away.

[Wayne Doenges]

That mentor from FRC Team 254 lied to me. He told me this was a limited production giant Cheesy Poof.

[EricS-Team180]

<sad> "I thought it was marshmallow inside <sigh>"

[Taylor]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rebound Rumble basketball? One ... Two ... Three. Three!

[rachelholladay]

Yet another reason why FIRST events should always include a long enough dinner break...(looking at you CMP 2012)

[GaryVoshol]

Nah, that's not so bad. It's still playable. No need to break into the stash of spares.

[DonRotolo]

Don Corleone: You refused the offer, now I'm gonna take you apart slowly into little pieces. Tonight you'll sleep with the fishes....

[Travis Hoffman]

Ref: "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

Horatio: "Uh, you're holding Scott. Yorick is over there getting a massage from the knee of Team 48's drive team coach."

Ref: "Oh. Scott was a loser. Good riddance!" [tosses Scott in trash]

[Bill_B]

I heard that beauty was only skin deep, but I guess it's true of basketball too.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Ref - I was going through that rebellious phase, and hanging out with a bad crowd.
Random Girl - Here, Ref. Try one of these.
Ref - What is it?
Random Girl - It's a cheeseburger.
Onlookers - *Laughing*
Ref - Now I know it wasn't a cheeseburger but at that time, I was ready to believe anything.

[Karibou]

When the volunteer food isn't good...desperate times call for desperate measures.



<npoe> Disclaimer: I have yet to volunteer at an event with bad volunteer food. Maybe not always an ideal selection for my dietary choices...but never bad!</npoe>

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--let's go!

First place goes to:

It's funny how movies can change our perspective on life so dramatically, for example, this moment would not seem nearly as sad to this ref if he had never watched Wilson float away in Cast Away.

Second place goes to:

Ref: It's ok little basketball. I know what it feels like to be chewed on by the coaches. You just have to roll with it.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) Ninja_Bait
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Travis Hoffman
5) DonRotolo
6) dictionaria13
7) Wayne Doenges
8) Taylor
9) Karibou
10) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Yet another reason why FIRST events should always include a long enough dinner break...(looking at you CMP 2012)


Which means the scores are:

EricH 166
JaneYoung 159
Taylor 151
rsisk 134
GaryVoshol 117
DonRotolo 106
Ninja_Bait 99
S.P.A.M.er 17 92
Al Skierkiewicz 89
EricS-Team180 89
rachelholladay 85
Wayne Doenges 84
Jim Wilks 68
Katie_UPS 66
Karibou 65
dodar 62
PAR_WIG1350 59
J.Warsoff 59
Bill_B 54
SuperNerd256 54
Joe G. 52
Molten 51
kstl99 33
akoscielski3 33
IndySam 30
nitneylion452 30
dlavery 27
Travis Hoffman 26
Hallry 23
cgmv123 21
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Peck 16
Josh Drake 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
Dr Theta 12
Vermeulen 10
FRC4ME 9
Colin P 9
DRAKE2751 8
dictionaria13 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Cody Burd 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Flak-Bait 3
stundt1 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
CNettles11 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
Brandon_L 2
Alex Cormier 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
In1g0M0nt0ya 2
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
Sam Drake 1
Littleswimmer14 1
P. Fuller 1
Grim Tuesday 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Jeff Rodriguez 1
mesamb1 1
jdh042397 1
Peter Matteson 1
popnbrown 1
gracie. 1
Duke461 1

Onward!