View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #419
Billfred
15-07-2012, 23:36
It's still Sunday!
The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1177673&postcount=27):
rsisk 12
JaneYoung 12
PAR_WIG1350 6
Bill_B 6
Danny Diaz 5
Barry Bonzack 4
dictionaria13 4
Taylor 4
GaryVoshol 4
Joe G. 4
cgmv123 3
Peck 3
Al Skierkiewicz 3
rachelholladay 3
dodar 3
Travis Hoffman 3
DonRotolo 3
Jim Wilks 3
EricS-Team180 3
Karibou 2
Ninja_Bait 2
Andy Baker 2
EricH 2
SuperNerd256 2
Boe 2
Wayne Doenges 2
akoscielski3 2
Aidan S. 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
And the picture:
http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12219
(Keep it clean on this one, m'kay?)
As usual, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern. Catch me at IRI, and I'll take your entry in person too.
Go!
DonRotolo
15-07-2012, 23:40
He aced the interview, but then the recruiter found this.
Kids, be careful what you post!
reserve the right to hand in a new caption at IRI
They don't make an SPF high enough to protect a pair of redheads in this situation.
JaneYoung
15-07-2012, 23:56
You're asking a lot, Billfred, but I'm feeling brave.
(Keep it clean on this one, m'kay?)
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The 3rd member of the trio was off fetching a tart for them to snack on. The alliance that eventually formed was fierce as bears.
dictionaria13
16-07-2012, 00:46
AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE REFLECTION OFF THEIR PASTY SKIN IS BLINDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No offence intended to anyone. As a Seattleite, I'm pretty pasty myself.
In the end, someone said that they were hurting their chances by already having their shirts off so they put them back on and attached signs to their backs as well.
No - the wires! I SAID TO STRIP THE WIRES!!!
As an aside, the fellow on the left ended up working at the local bakery. Yup. He's a Ginger Bread Man.
Jim Wilks
16-07-2012, 08:01
Ultimately, they found they got much better results with different tactics and a revised sign.
"Will stop stripping and get dressed for an alliance"
Aidan S.
16-07-2012, 16:51
If they stand out in the sun any longer, their skin will have a painful stint on the red alliance.
GaryVoshol
16-07-2012, 18:49
This was just the kind of situation that the new dress code was formulated to address. Think of what the glare from pasty white bodies could have done in a game with a vision camera!
The only team that wanted them was the rookie all-female team, but they weren't in the top 8. They regretfully decided not to try again next year.
Al Skierkiewicz
17-07-2012, 09:17
Is this why we were not invited back to Epcot ever again?!?
Wayne Doenges
19-07-2012, 16:30
At a recent Hogwarts party Ron Weasly tried to create better suits for himself and his brother. With his broken wand, it didn't turn out like he planned
EricS-Team180
19-07-2012, 17:27
da Bares! :)
Ahhh, memories...their parents streaked at Woodstock and now they are streaking at FIRST.
iPenguin
20-07-2012, 10:56
Forgot the body paint at home. Still wanted to support the red alliance.
PAR_WIG1350
20-07-2012, 13:57
It's people like this that give people the wrong impression about Rambots.
rachelholladay
21-07-2012, 13:59
Long story short, they weren't picked for an alliance.
Andrew Lawrence
21-07-2012, 14:01
Bringing a whole new meaning to "White and Nerdy" (and desperate?)
I told you we should have spent the extra money for express delivery of our team shirts. The girls on the team are going to think we did it on purpose.
Billfred
23-07-2012, 00:36
All,
I just got in the door about ten minutes ago from IRI. I have entries from Kara and Don, which were submitted in person (and, in one case, on a chunk of ball). I will pick this up Monday evening, promise :)
Billfred
23-07-2012, 19:55
For the sake of my judging, I'm splitting those two entries into separate posts. First, Don's (submitted on the back of an AndyMark flyer):
Well yes, I guess a minibot pole would make his a lot more interesting. Just one question:
What's a minibot?
Billfred
23-07-2012, 20:03
And now Kara's, submitted on a piece of gaffer's tape attached to a ripped-off chunk of ball (https://twitter.com/WmLeverette/status/226755194992599041):
In this day and age, the sign would read "Will Strip for Comms"
Billfred
23-07-2012, 20:53
Alright, now I'm awake--let's go!
First place goes to:
You're asking a lot, Billfred, but I'm feeling brave.
(Keep it clean on this one, m'kay?)
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The 3rd member of the trio was off fetching a tart for them to snack on. The alliance that eventually formed was fierce as bears.
Second place goes to:
Well yes, I guess a minibot pole would make his a lot more interesting. Just one question:
What's a minibot?
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Karibou
2) EricS-Team180
3) rsisk
4) Taylor
5) Aidan S.
6) GaryVoshol
7) iPenguin
8) Bill_B
9) Wayne Doenges
And the burn award goes to:
Bringing a whole new meaning to "White and Nerdy" (and desperate?)
Which means the scores are:
JaneYoung 22
rsisk 14
Bill_B 8
DonRotolo 8
PAR_WIG1350 7
Taylor 6
GaryVoshol 6
Danny Diaz 5
dictionaria13 5
SuperNerd256 5
EricS-Team180 5
Karibou 4
Barry Bonzack 4
Joe G. 4
cgmv123 4
Peck 4
Al Skierkiewicz 4
rachelholladay 4
dodar 4
Wayne Doenges 4
Jim Wilks 4
Aidan S. 4
Travis Hoffman 3
EricH 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Andy Baker 2
iPenguin 2
Boe 2
akoscielski3 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Onward!
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