CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #431

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1189661&postcount=21):

JaneYoung 55
Taylor 48
rsisk 37
GaryVoshol 36
PAR_WIG1350 29
rachelholladay 29
DonRotolo 28
Karibou 27
Wayne Doenges 27
cgmv123 25
EricS-Team180 24
Jim Wilks 24
dictionaria13 23
EricH 23
iPenguin 22
akoscielski3 22
Aidan S. 22
Al Skierkiewicz 19
SuperNerd256 17
Peck 17
Andy Baker 14
skimoose 14
dodar 10
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25125
(You were expecting a picture from SCRIW?)

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. If you're coming to SCRIW this Saturday, and you can find me (and if you have the foresight to write it down), you can submit your entry in person as well.

Go!

[Andrew Lawrence]

All the different teams are working together....and Billfred's just standing there useless...

Sorry Billfred!

[Peck]

While some people teach the sport's camera to hurry up, others...just...stand there. That explains why some people say they can go all night and don't while others say they can't and do.

[rsisk]

Billfred is such a control freak he has to referee everything!

[Taylor]

At Mayhem, team differences get blurred.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Wadda ya mean 'do something'?!? I am holding down this end so it won't fly off into space!

[Wayne Doenges]

Billfred "Hey guys, do these stripes make me look thinner?"

[npoe]J/K[npoe]

[EricH]

"Uh... guys? I think we put that diamond plate on upside-down. We're going to have to move Billfred to get it on right--he's fallen asleep again."
"Hey, maybe he should go into the NFL! He'd fit right in with the replacement refs!"

[JaneYoung]

Mission Mayhem 2006 lived up to its name as teams flooded the area with newly brainstormed ideas for Aim, well, Kinda High. Billfred's ability to wade through the suggestions was a lifesaver; we just hope none of his puns were washed down the drain.

[cgmv123]

This doesn't look like a crash mat. Wait, Wait Stoppp....!

[Jim Wilks]

Team member #1 "We need someone to hold this end down solidly so that it doesn't move"

Team Member #2 "Get Billfred - He's perfect for the task"

Team Member #1 "Why Billfred"

Team Member #2 "well, you know, of course, because --- he's so smart about such things. Yes, that's what we'll tell him"

[GaryVoshol]

Billfred has since moved on (up?) to Official Scorer and Queuing.

I wanted that line about slimming stripes - Wayne beat me to it.

[EricS-Team180]

As Mayhem, 2006, needed modified rules for the low ceiling environment, anyway, one idea - enthusiastically supported by the set-up crew - was Aim, well, Kind'a at Billfred.

[Aidan S.]

The team needs a supervisor, just to make sure they put all those one-way washers in the right way.

[rachelholladay]

Sometimes aiming high can start out by working low.

[akoscielski3]

Billfred: "I'm not saying you guys did it wrong...but you guys did it terribly wrong!"

[iPenguin]

All the Mayhem in the world couldn't stop these Florida teams from an impromptu game of Ninja. Billfred, knowing he had no chance of winning, decided to Ref the game.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone--SCRIW kicked my butt a little less hard this year, but still hard enough that I was rather useless for most of the day.

First place goes to:

At Mayhem, team differences get blurred.


Second place goes to:

Wadda ya mean 'do something'?!? I am holding down this end so it won't fly off into space!


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) iPenguin (was Ninja even a thing back then?)
3) JaneYoung
4) rsisk
5) akoscielski3
6) rachelholladay
7) EricS-Team180

And the burn award goes to:

"Uh... guys? I think we put that diamond plate on upside-down. We're going to have to move Billfred to get it on right--he's fallen asleep again."
"Hey, maybe he should go into the NFL! He'd fit right in with the replacement refs!"

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 58
JaneYoung 57
rsisk 39
GaryVoshol 37
rachelholladay 31
PAR_WIG1350 29
Wayne Doenges 29
DonRotolo 28
Karibou 27
EricS-Team180 26
cgmv123 26
EricH 26
Jim Wilks 25
Al Skierkiewicz 24
iPenguin 24
akoscielski3 24
dictionaria13 23
Aidan S. 23
SuperNerd256 18
Peck 18
Andy Baker 14
skimoose 14
dodar 10
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

Onward!