CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435

[Billfred]

Yo dawg I heard you like caption contests...

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1192850&postcount=19):

Taylor 72
JaneYoung 62
rsisk 47
Wayne Doenges 41
GaryVoshol 41
iPenguin 37
rachelholladay 35
cgmv123 34
DonRotolo 32
EricS-Team180 30
EricH 30
PAR_WIG1350 29
Al Skierkiewicz 29
Jim Wilks 29
Aidan S. 29
Karibou 27
dictionaria13 27
akoscielski3 27
dodar 22
Peck 22
SuperNerd256 18
Andy Baker 14
skimoose 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Gregor 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38112

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Peck]

safty 101: don't stick your arm between two wheels on an active robot.
safty 102: don't mess with an active robot when a guy is walking up behind you.
middle school safety class: don't touch the robot when that light is on.

three strikes in one act and he is about to pay for it.

[rsisk]

Last known photo of Gregor, right before the robot's auto load routine kicked in.

[dodar]

Man, he went balled before leaving high school. So sad...

[skimoose]

Where the heck is the other ball. I swear I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached....

[akoscielski3]

If I remember correctly I am not aloud to submit a Caption if I commented on the picture or if I am in the Photo, what about if all that's in the photo is my leg because of the camera man was just to the right? If I can, here is my caption

Uhhh Guysss?! The robot's eating the ball again!!
BAD ROBOT BAD BAD!!!

[JaneYoung]

Gregor put his thinking cap on and really got into the game.

[Taylor]

You really don't want to fool with 907's robot. Nobody in this picture has all his body parts. Disconnected torsos, legs, arms - Gregor was lucky to only be missing half an arm and part of a leg.

You have been warned.

[iPenguin]

Gregor's face looked completely emotionless when he realized he accidentally spilled his lunch all over the robot. The real reason why there's no food/drink allowed on the field.

[EricH]

Overheard a scant two minutes later: "Someone tell the robot that Gregor in the high goal in automode is a red card, not an instant win. And yes, it does have to use its vision--he does NOT look like a basketball!"

[cgmv123]

The refs actually bought his argument that he was a game piece. The replacement refs, that is. The regular refs were quick to expel him from the field.

[DonRotolo]

The team was later disqualified once the referees noticed they were using human-guided game pieces...

[EricS-Team180]

Always resourceful, Gregor retrieves his mid-morning Krispy Kreme from it's hidden location.

[Jim Wilks]

Team 907 was having a tough time as their shooter was not working at all.
In a clever attempt to correct that, they put Gregor on the robot disguised as a basketball as seen here. Suddenly, the robot was scoring baskets with ease.
However, trouble started when the opposing teams requested a re-inspection of 907's robot. It got through the sizing test fine, but then came the weight on the scale. Game over for that plan.

[Wayne Doenges]

Robot: "Stop it, that tickles."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Shaving your head for the team is pretty dedicated but painting your scalp orange? That is just going to far! Of course it does draw your eyes away from the rest of the outfit.

[Aidan S.]

See the ball, be the ball.

[GaryVoshol]

Didn't your mother ever tell you that orange ball hats do not go with plaid shorts?

[rachelholladay]

Gregor liked studying the English Civil War so much that he decided to bring the "Roundheads" back. But this time, with a FIRST-y-style.

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

You really don't want to fool with 907's robot. Nobody in this picture has all his body parts. Disconnected torsos, legs, arms - Gregor was lucky to only be missing half an arm and part of a leg.

You have been warned.

Second place goes to:

safty 101: don't stick your arm between two wheels on an active robot.
safty 102: don't mess with an active robot when a guy is walking up behind you.
middle school safety class: don't touch the robot when that light is on.

three strikes in one act and he is about to pay for it.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) DonRotolo
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) skimooHse
5) JaneYoung
6) EricS-Team180
7) Wayne Doenges
8) GaryVoshol

And the burn award goes to:

Man, he went balled before leaving high school. So sad...


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 82
JaneYoung 64
rsisk 48
Wayne Doenges 43
GaryVoshol 43
iPenguin 38
cgmv123 36
rachelholladay 36
DonRotolo 34
EricS-Team180 32
Al Skierkiewicz 31
EricH 31
Jim Wilks 30
Aidan S. 30
PAR_WIG1350 29
akoscielski3 28
Karibou 27
dictionaria13 27
Peck 27
dodar 25
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Gregor 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

Onward!