CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #436

[Billfred]

Here goes again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1193842&postcount=20):

Taylor 82
JaneYoung 64
rsisk 48
Wayne Doenges 43
GaryVoshol 43
iPenguin 38
cgmv123 36
rachelholladay 36
DonRotolo 34
EricS-Team180 32
Al Skierkiewicz 31
EricH 31
Jim Wilks 30
Aidan S. 30
PAR_WIG1350 29
akoscielski3 28
Karibou 27
dictionaria13 27
Peck 27
dodar 25
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Gregor 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37911

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[dodar]

Robotics workout regimen: Do sit-ups while drinking soda, eating snacks, and playing video games.

[EricH]

How to get the programmers to work on the vision: Tell them that if they don't, the robot will have a 1-9 record on the field due to the drivers freezing into a position where they can't see the field.

[kramarczyk]

Overheard during a shop tour...

Guide: And here we have our two programmers playing their favorite practical joke on the mechanical guys.

Guest: I don't understand, it looks like they are just goofing off.

Guide: I agree, but the programmers insist that their, "software is compiling", whatever that means.

[Peck]

you know you have skill when you are having super while programing with a game controller and everybody is convinced you are doing neither.

[GaryVoshol]

Haven't you ever heard, "Don't drink and drive"?

[iPenguin]

HAHA Another 2415 pic to caption! Muahaha! #gateamsftw

2415's programmers were stuck, and didn't know what to do. Just then, MacGruber (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGruber) bursts in and says, "I can help you. Hand me those two sprites." He chugs one of them down, then holds up the other and says, "Sprite. The official soda of Team 2415." He then exits as quickly as he entered. The programmers, now more perplexed than ever, try to put together what had happened. Then the driver station exploded.

[cgmv123]

We are working. There are pigs to destroy, temples to flee from, fruits to slice, and Om Noms to feed. We're very busy. Please go away.

You should feel very ashamed if you have to look up any of those, except the last one. That's OK to look up. I had to.

[rsisk]

Finally, proof that everything that goes wrong is NOT the programmers fault.

[dictionaria13]

I love the 3D on this new game. It feels like it's really in the room!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

And this is your brain on Dew and chips...
Another Public Service Announcement from the Management of Chief Delphi. Don't let this happen to you!

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see 2415's programmers actively working. Later, when all that "work" takes it's toll, they don the sunglasses from the table and maintain their position while catching some ZZZ's...

[Taylor]

Standard FRC team members, Build Week 5. If they had been drinking Mountain Dew all along instead of Sprite, they'd still be able to stand.

[GaryVoshol]

We are working. There are pigs to destroy, temples to flee from, fruits to slice, and Om Noms to feed. We're very busy. Please go away.

You should feel very ashamed if you have to look up any of those, except the last one. That's OK to look up. I had to.

You had to look up what "Please go away" meant?

[EricS-Team180]

The multi-tasking abilities of 2415 members are well known. Here we see an example of a 4 multi-task event: chillin' slackin' drivin' and munchin'

[rachelholladay]

It should be no surprise that their robot brochure/flyer that year included "Innovative Drive Team methods" among other things

[Aidan S.]

The team was a little short on time, so the drivers were told that sleep, eating, and practice would be combined into one activity. This was the result...

[Wayne Doenges]

Student in back: *thinks* "Oh darn, I got my tongues stuck in this can. I hope no one talks to me"
Off screen student: "Hey Steve, are you off break yet.
Student: $^@*$(*

[JaneYoung]

You should see 'em when they're wired.

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, it's still Monday!

First place goes to:

You should see 'em when they're wired.


Second place goes to:

Finally, proof that everything that goes wrong is NOT the programmers fault.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) GaryVoshol
3) kramarczyk
4) dictionaria13
5) iPenguin
6) cgmv123
7) Aidan S.
8) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

Student in back: *thinks* "Oh darn, I got my tongues stuck in this can. I hope no one talks to me"
Off screen student: "Hey Steve, are you off break yet.
Student: $^@*$(*

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 84
JaneYoung 74
rsisk 53
Wayne Doenges 46
GaryVoshol 45
iPenguin 40
cgmv123 38
rachelholladay 37
DonRotolo 34
EricS-Team180 33
Al Skierkiewicz 32
EricH 32
Aidan S. 32
Jim Wilks 31
PAR_WIG1350 29
dictionaria13 29
akoscielski3 28
Peck 28
Karibou 27
dodar 27
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Gregor 2
kramarczyk 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

Onward!