CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #437

[Billfred]

Got a talon yet?

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1194838&postcount=20):

Taylor 84
JaneYoung 74
rsisk 53
Wayne Doenges 46
GaryVoshol 45
iPenguin 40
cgmv123 38
rachelholladay 37
DonRotolo 34
EricS-Team180 33
Al Skierkiewicz 32
EricH 32
Aidan S. 32
Jim Wilks 31
PAR_WIG1350 29
dictionaria13 29
akoscielski3 28
Peck 28
Karibou 27
dodar 27
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Gregor 2
kramarczyk 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38156

As usual, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[rsisk]

Student: Drive it like you own it Senator!
Franken: Son, I'm from the government. We do own it.

[GaryVoshol]

Student: Drive it like you own it Senator!
Franken: Son, I'm from the government. We do own it.

Contest over - but I'll try anyway ...

No guys, it was Senator Bradley who was the basketball player. Senator Franken was on SNL.

[Peck]

he's so involved, he forgot to pose for the picture...or did he?

[Taylor]

Student 1 (whispering): Can you believe they used to call this guy "The Body"?
Student 2 (whispering): No, you're thinking of the Governor. This is a Senator.

[cgmv123]

Senator: What does this button do?
Student: Which button?
Senator: [reaches to point at button, but accidentally presses it] This one.
[goes back to joystick] It's not moving anymore!
Student: [visibly annoyed] That was the E-Stop. We have to reset now.

[iPenguin]

Student: See Senator? We have students on both sides that help contribute to the robot - Upper AND Lowerclassmen.

[JaneYoung]

Senator:
Hm, what does this button do?

That's when everything went on the fritz.

[dodar]

Student: So FIRST gave us 6 weeks and this is the robot we built
Senator: Son, you didn't build that.

[EricS-Team180]

Senator: "hmmm could you retrofit this for pies? I think I just found a new way to end a philibuster! "

[Wayne Doenges]

Senator: "So you built this robot in only six weeks and under budget?"
Student: "Yes sir, we did."
Senator: "Hmm, maybe you could give some of my staff some pointers about deadlines and budgets."

[EricH]

"I didn't just hit that, did I? You... You got me on camera hitting that? Oh no. There goes the bank account."

[Jim Wilks]

Positive proof that anybody can drive a robot.

[DonRotolo]

They named it Fritz, but anticipating this moment they really had wanted to name it Stein.

[rachelholladay]

The first two things I read were "Senator" and "bot", so logically I assumed Fritz IV has been elected to the legislature.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Student: Drive it like you own it Senator!
Franken: Son, I'm from the government. We do own it.

Second place goes to:

Senator: "hmmm could you retrofit this for pies? I think I just found a new way to end a philibuster! "


Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) iPenguin
3) dodar
4) cgmv123
5) JaneYoung
6) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

Student 1 (whispering): Can you believe they used to call this guy "The Body"?
Student 2 (whispering): No, you're thinking of the Governor. This is a Senator.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 87
JaneYoung 76
rsisk 63
Wayne Doenges 48
GaryVoshol 47
iPenguin 42
cgmv123 40
EricS-Team180 38
rachelholladay 38
DonRotolo 35
EricH 33
Al Skierkiewicz 32
Jim Wilks 32
Aidan S. 32
PAR_WIG1350 29
dodar 29
dictionaria13 29
Peck 29
akoscielski3 28
Karibou 27
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Gregor 2
kramarczyk 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

Onward!