CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #442

[Billfred]

Live from New York! (No, really!)

The scores from the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1204687&postcount=21) are on hold until I can get to a computer other than my iPad.

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37986

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[cgmv123]

Andy: $3000 in free merchandise if you let it go? $4000? $10000? $50000? That's 1000 Talons or 190 SuperShifters! Free shipping!

Inspectors: Could you excuse us for a minute? [walk away]

Mary: I hope you know what you're doing. That's a lot to give away and you already have to donate [redacted amount] of [redacted] for next year's game.

Andy: Relax. What's the worst that could happen?

Dean Kamen: [walks up with Inspectors] What's this I hear about trying to bribe a ref?

[DonRotolo]

Purple is as purple does...

[GaryVoshol]

The students and parents in the row above are oblivious to the "illegal robot" discussion going on below. All except Grandma - she's on the phone to the "lawyer-the-rules" hotline.

[Littleboy]

Andy, if you want to use purple pneumatic air tanks, don't buy them from your own company white and paint them purple. Instead, buy them purple. If anyone has the power to do that, it is you.

[rsisk]

Mary to the guys: No matter how much you want it to, the Hopak Dance is just not going to catch on in FIRST.

[Taylor]

Mary: Lookie here, Baker. You told me you wouldn't get in any more caption contests. And, just like everything else, you've dragged me into it with you! What next, you're going to tell me Rachel has become an Internet meme?

[EricH]

So, Mr. Baker, you know all those times you told us that our robots were illegal because of some minor infraction? Well... guess whose robot is illegal today.

[Jim Wilks]

LRI"s: Sir, your robot is illegal.
Andy: No problem, we'll swap out those tanks in no time. Just let me get my wife to go and pickup the replacements.
Mary: Me??? Think again!!!

[EricS-Team180]

Voiceover: Well folks, the LRI's agree with Andy; they're calling a "Delay of Game"

[dodar]

Hey guys, lets all stand around Andy and scare him when he wakes up from his power nap.

[JaneYoung]

Inspectors: Careful Mary, your face is going to freeze like that.

Andy: Funny... I've seen that face a lot since we've been married.

[EricH]

New entry:

In view of Andy Baker's awesomeness (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45474), it was decided that only the best and brightest LRIs should go to tell him that his robot was illegal. As backup, they convinced his wife to come as a shield.

Turns out, Andy Baker is so graciously professional, they could have just sent the newest inspector in the building. Shocking!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

We talked to Al and he said we could come over talk to you about the purple tanks ourselves.

(Yeah, it really happened that way!)

[rachelholladay]

All of the 2013 tanks from AndyMark will be purple. Every tenth one will be purple tie-dye.

[Wayne Doenges]

Not only did Andy's team not get penalized, for their tanks, but he convinced them that the tanks weren't purple.

[DonRotolo]

(new entry)
Andy Baker being told he has just lost the arm-crossing contest.

...and Mary's reaction.

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First, the scores after contest #441 (so I can say I posted them):

Taylor 95
JaneYoung 83
rsisk 73
Wayne Doenges 66
GaryVoshol 53
rachelholladay 52
iPenguin 48
cgmv123 47
Al Skierkiewicz 46
EricS-Team180 46
DonRotolo 43
Aidan S. 42
EricH 42
Jim Wilks 41
dodar 32
Peck 32
akoscielski3 31
PAR_WIG1350 29
dictionaria13 29
Karibou 27
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
Gregor 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Kyle A 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
kramarczyk 2
Littleboy 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

Now, on to this week!

First place goes to:

Inspectors: Careful Mary, your face is going to freeze like that.

Andy: Funny... I've seen that face a lot since we've been married.

Second place goes to:

In view of Andy Baker's awesomeness (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45474), it was decided that only the best and brightest LRIs should go to tell him that his robot was illegal. As backup, they convinced his wife to come as a shield.

Turns out, Andy Baker is so graciously professional, they could have just sent the newest inspector in the building. Shocking!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) DonRotolo
3) Taylor
4) dodar
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Andy, if you want to use purple pneumatic air tanks, don't buy them from your own company white and paint them purple. Instead, buy them purple. If anyone has the power to do that, it is you.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 97
JaneYoung 93
rsisk 75
Wayne Doenges 67
GaryVoshol 54
rachelholladay 53
cgmv123 49
Al Skierkiewicz 48
iPenguin 48
EricS-Team180 47
EricH 47
DonRotolo 45
Aidan S. 42
Jim Wilks 42
dodar 34
Peck 32
akoscielski3 31
PAR_WIG1350 29
dictionaria13 29
Karibou 27
SuperNerd256 18
skimoose 16
Andy Baker 14
Bill_B 8
Barry Bonzack 7
Danny Diaz 5
Cuog 5
Littleboy 5
JosephC 5
Joe G. 4
Gregor 4
J.Warsoff 4
Tottanka 3
Travis Hoffman 3
Kyle A 3
Ninja_Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
kramarczyk 2
Boe 2
Rangel(kf7fdb) 2
O'Sancheski 1
Dsisk 1
Dchandler 1
Dr Theta 1
IndySam 1

Onward!

[Peck]

"3 guesses who is Andy."
after 3 guesses "you actually didn't succeed... and you were watching us since I walked up"

Edit:wow, talk about delayed post...

[Al Skierkiewicz]

There is a really funny back story to this picture. Ask about it when you see me, Jeff Pahl or Chris Paulik.