CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1281662&postcount=18):

Joe G. 10
Taylor 5
Don Wright 3
DonRotolo 2
cgmv123 2
Wayne Doenges 2
rsisk 2
Tom Ore 2
Karibou 2
EricH 1
bardd 1
GaryVoshol 1
rachelholladay 1
Jim Wilks 1
Littleboy 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/17566

As usual, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"...So you see, the left hand controls the right hand, which controls the left foot, which controls the right foot, which controls the head, and that's what it's all about..."

[bardd]

Puppeteering: now comes in drive coach!

[rsisk]

Control gloves seemed like such a good idea until the teams high-fived each other and the robot went nuts on the field.

[Littleboy]

You guys stink at using these new glove controllers. Here, let me plug them in and show you how to use them.

[cgmv123]

He'll have to suffice with just the gloves. The rest of his suit is at the cleaners.

[Taylor]

There once was a boy from 'round here
Who used gloves on his hands to steer
Til once he did clap
And his 'bot did collapse
And now all he can do is cheer.

[GaryVoshol]

"And when the overenthusiastic Safety Advisor tells us we have to wear gloves, I'm all set."

[Joe G.]

Johnny Cochran coaches FRC. "If the glove doesn't fit, go back to sticks."

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see a student explaining the workings of the robot controlling glove. Little did he know that someone left the robot on and it was dismantling their pits.
They won the Engineering award but totally lost the safety award.

[Don Wright]

Student: "And when I go like this...we stack the crate"
Judge: "You actually stack a crate? I've never seen anybody actually stack a crate this year."
Student: "You're right...I just make it look like I do something for this award while our driver just drives around smashing into crates and knocking down stacks and tries to get on top of the ramp at the end."

[DonRotolo]

"No, no - the gloves are just to cover up the ugy scars the cyborg conversion left. And if you just ate lunch, don't look where the wires go into the back of my head..."

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see the true origin of the famous phrase

It's all in the wrist action

[safiq10]

You wanna know how I got these gloves?

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Student: "And when I go like this...we stack the crate"
Judge: "You actually stack a crate? I've never seen anybody actually stack a crate this year."
Student: "You're right...I just make it look like I do something for this award while our driver just drives around smashing into crates and knocking down stacks and tries to get on top of the ramp at the end."

Second place goes to:

There once was a boy from 'round here
Who used gloves on his hands to steer
Til once he did clap
And his 'bot did collapse
And now all he can do is cheer.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) EricH
3) Joe G.
4) DonRotolo
5) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

"And when the overenthusiastic Safety Advisor tells us we have to wear gloves, I'm all set."


Which means the scores are:

Don Wright 13
Joe G. 12
Taylor 10
DonRotolo 4
cgmv123 4
rsisk 4
GaryVoshol 4
Wayne Doenges 3
EricH 3
Tom Ore 2
Karibou 2
bardd 2
Jim Wilks 2
Littleboy 2
rachelholladay 1
safiq10 1

Onward!