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Billfred
15-07-2013, 07:36
Happy Week of IRI, everyone!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1282794&postcount=15):

Don Wright 13
Joe G. 12
Taylor 10
DonRotolo 4
cgmv123 4
rsisk 4
GaryVoshol 4
Wayne Doenges 3
EricH 3
Tom Ore 2
Karibou 2
bardd 2
Jim Wilks 2
Littleboy 2
rachelholladay 1
safiq10 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34166

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be at IRI this week volunteering; if you see me, feel free to submit your entry in person. :)

Go!
dodar
15-07-2013, 08:17
Announcer: Now selling pizza, 8 slices for $5.

Guy from 980: :ahh:
rachelholladay
15-07-2013, 08:39
Don't mess with Texas.
rsisk
15-07-2013, 08:54
Shoot a rover to Mars? All in a day's work for JPL guy...

Sink two super cells from 35ft? Now he is impressed...
Jim Wilks
15-07-2013, 09:17
Person 1: "148 just sunk 2 super cells from 35 feet!"
Person 2: "I tell you, this game is Lunacy!"
Taylor
15-07-2013, 11:18
There once was a team from Down South,
Whose on-field performance stood out.
To know where they are,
Don't look very far,
Simply find the sea of open mouths.
GaryVoshol
15-07-2013, 18:23
Open mouths: "Is Paul really gonna kiss that pig?"

Mike thinks, smirking: "Yeah, better him than me."
EricH
15-07-2013, 19:54
These guys only saw Las Guerrillas' robot from 2010 a year in advance. Due to the mysteries of glimpses into the future, however, and marveling at the technology used to open the wormhole, they forgot all about it within 4.7 seconds.
DonRotolo
15-07-2013, 20:27
What? Dave quit the GDC? NOOOooooo :ahh:
Don Wright
16-07-2013, 10:45
Dean Kamen announced today "I don't have any more homework for you..."
cgmv123
16-07-2013, 17:36
A water game!
Wayne Doenges
16-07-2013, 20:49
Student on right: Did you see that?
Mark: I did because I just did it.
Student: Yes, you just threw both cells in your own trailer.
Mark: WHAT?!?!
bardd
17-07-2013, 08:32
The cells flew and missed the field's floor,
RoboWranglers were the ones to adore.
The audience was stunned and stared to the score,
Mouths and eyes were open 'till sore,
But that was the end to the supercell war,
And Lunacy was played, nevermore.

(Origin of rhyme scheme (http://www.heise.de/ix/raven/Literature/Lore/TheRaven.html).)
Don Wright
18-07-2013, 14:51
And for 2014...no bag/ship date...
Billfred
22-07-2013, 23:12
Alright, alright, it's still Monday and I think I've recovered enough from IRI.

First place goes to:

These guys only saw Las Guerrillas' robot from 2010 a year in advance. Due to the mysteries of glimpses into the future, however, and marveling at the technology used to open the wormhole, they forgot all about it within 4.7 seconds.

Second place goes to:

Shoot a rover to Mars? All in a day's work for JPL guy...

Sink two super cells from 35ft? Now he is impressed...

Honorable mentions go to:

1) bardd
2) dodar
3) Taylor
4) Don Wright
5) Jim Wilks

And the burn award goes to:

Student on right: Did you see that?
Mark: I did because I just did it.
Student: Yes, you just threw both cells in your own trailer.
Mark: WHAT?!?!

Which means the scores are:

Don Wright 15
EricH 13
Joe G. 12
Taylor 12
rsisk 9
Wayne Doenges 6
DonRotolo 5
cgmv123 5
GaryVoshol 5
bardd 4
Jim Wilks 4
Tom Ore 2
Karibou 2
dodar 2
rachelholladay 2
Littleboy 2
safiq10 1

Onward!