CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481

[Billfred]

Time to do it before someone tells me to take a hike!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1292541&postcount=17):

EricH 40
bardd 35
Taylor 34
Wayne Doenges 29
GaryVoshol 28
Al Skierkiewicz 27
DonRotolo 26
dodar 25
Littleboy 24
rsisk 23
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
cgmv123 17
Don Wright 15
Jim Wilks 15
Andrew Lawrence 14
Joe G. 12
jwallace15 11
Pault 10
efoote868 7
mdituri 5
Karibou 4
JohnFogarty 4
sarah_storer 3
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/15380

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Why is everyone ignoring me? I only have the second-coolest hat (http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/15381) at the event!

[dodar]

Ok, what did they do to my hat?

[rsisk]

Robotics is a great backup career in case the degree in fashion design doesn't work out

[Taylor]

Have you heard that joke about how the devil horns hold up the halo?

So has he.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Those guys that use aluminum foil are just fooling themselves. This is the only way to keep the alien mind beasts from getting into your head.

[efoote868]

And the coolest team hat award goes to 481. Please come on up so we can attach this button recognizing your award.

[Wayne Doenges]

FRC Team 481 puts a new spin on the age old Ring Toss game.

[Pault]

This is my driving hat. I use it to draw the attention of opponent drivers. I have never lost a match.

[Jay H 237]

Meanwhile, on a stage far away, Lady Gaga desperately searches for her missing hat prop!

[GaryVoshol]

OK, I guess that coach badge is prominently displayed. I just wish there were a few less other prominently displayed items.

I have wished for a number of years that there was some standard for where driver and coach badges had to be attached. Alas, despite excruciating detail on bumper numbers, no such luck for badges.

[cgmv123]

Grab life by the buttons.

[DonRotolo]

Oh. When you said Jason was horny, I thought you meant...

[bardd]

In this picture, we can see a creature known as a "Drive Coach".
There are many species of "Drive Coach", but this one, is by far, one of the rarest kinds, and is, in fact, an endangered species.
It's scientific name, "Cornua Multis Repelle Raeda", meaning "Multi-Horned Drive Coach", is self explanatory. It uses it's horns for battle, by drawing the attention of rival drivers, thus confusing them.
The Multi-Horned shines it's horns by brushing them against button-trees. In the picture, you can still see some button-tree leaves stuck between it's horns.

[Wayne Doenges]

[New Entry]
There once was a student named Matt
Who had a most unusual hat
Every Regional he'd go
Buttons people would throw
And that's all I have to say about that

[Jim Wilks]

Every team needs a good jester.

And if you are not good, at least have a good hat.

[Billfred]

If I start running the right direction, I guess it could be Sunday somewhere!

First place goes to:

Those guys that use aluminum foil are just fooling themselves. This is the only way to keep the alien mind beasts from getting into your head.


Second place goes to:

There once was a student named Matt
Who had a most unusual hat
Every Regional he'd go
Buttons people would throw
And that's all I have to say about that

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Pault
2) Jay H 237
3) GaryVoshol
4) Taylor
5) DonRotolo
6) Jim Wilks

And the burn award goes to:

Robotics is a great backup career in case the degree in fashion design doesn't work out


Which means the scores are:

EricH 41
Al Skierkiewicz 37
Taylor 36
bardd 36
Wayne Doenges 34
GaryVoshol 30
DonRotolo 28
dodar 26
rsisk 26
Littleboy 24
cgmv123 18
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Jim Wilks 17
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 14
Joe G. 12
Pault 12
jwallace15 11
efoote868 8
mdituri 5
Karibou 4
JohnFogarty 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay H 237 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1

Onward!