CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #496

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1322085&postcount=14):

Taylor 91
Wayne Doenges 78
EricH 76
DonRotolo 74
GaryVoshol 69
Al Skierkiewicz 53
rsisk 49
cgmv123 49
bardd 48
dodar 45
Jim Wilks 44
Pault 29
efoote868 29
Littleboy 27
Jay Money 1058 20
TheCascadeKid 20
jwallace15 19
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 15
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
Brandon1266 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
mdituri 6
orangemoore 5
Karibou 4
JohnFogarty 4
Kyle A 3
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
Herbblood 1
Invictus3593 1
MetalJacket 1

And the picture:

https://twitter.com/Team3313/status/419661962100744194/photo/1

(Yeah, I can do topical!)

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Hand ball in the box! Red card!

...Rats. Playing 2010's game is so much harder now.

[rsisk]

Silly Americans have know clue how to play hockey.

[Wayne Doenges]

Before picture was taken;
Guy on right: "If you can snatch away this ball, before I sit on it, you will have come far young Grasshopper".

[GaryVoshol]

Since the coach/robot's head doesn't fit into the 6" cylinder, he has to stay in a permanent crouch.

[Taylor]

Bydlon has to wear the beard. It's the only thing separating him from the kids.

[AndyBare]

"There's not enough angle!!!"

[efoote868]

In ten minutes they'll get bored of Aerial Assist, and will get out their brooms to play quidditch.

[Jim Wilks]

Looks like zero assist points being scored here.

[DonRotolo]

...and here we see players of the seldom-seen sport of Ball Diving being practiced. As the 'baller' tosses the ball, the 'diver' tries to dive inside it. The sport is seldom-seen because most 'divers' break their necks on their first dive.

[cgmv123]

He's trying to ice the shooter by calling timeout.

[jwallace15]

(person on left) *grunts* "Here's... The... Ball!"
(person on right) "It should only weigh 2.75 pounds! Why is it so heavy?"
(team freshman) "You're supposed to fill it with water, right? I thought it was a water game! That's what everyone kept saying!"

[Billfred]

It's still Monday! (C'mon, it's build season...)

First place goes to:

Before picture was taken;
Guy on right: "If you can snatch away this ball, before I sit on it, you will have come far young Grasshopper".

Second place goes to:

(person on left) *grunts* "Here's... The... Ball!"
(person on right) "It should only weigh 2.75 pounds! Why is it so heavy?"
(team freshman) "You're supposed to fill it with water, right? I thought it was a water game! That's what everyone kept saying!"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) efoote868
3) cgmv123
4) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Bydlon has to wear the beard. It's the only thing separating him from the kids.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 94
Wayne Doenges 88
EricH 77
DonRotolo 75
GaryVoshol 71
Al Skierkiewicz 53
rsisk 51
cgmv123 51
bardd 48
dodar 45
Jim Wilks 45
efoote868 31
Pault 29
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 24
Jay Money 1058 20
TheCascadeKid 20
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 15
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
Brandon1266 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
mdituri 6
orangemoore 5
Karibou 4
JohnFogarty 4
Kyle A 3
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
Herbblood 1
Invictus3593 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1

Onward!