CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #497

[Billfred]

It's certainly been a crush of work to do!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1326807&postcount=13):

Taylor 94
Wayne Doenges 88
EricH 77
DonRotolo 75
GaryVoshol 71
Al Skierkiewicz 53
rsisk 51
cgmv123 51
bardd 48
dodar 45
Jim Wilks 45
efoote868 31
Pault 29
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 24
Jay Money 1058 20
TheCascadeKid 20
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 15
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
Brandon1266 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
mdituri 6
orangemoore 5
Karibou 4
JohnFogarty 4
Kyle A 3
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
Herbblood 1
Invictus3593 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/39288

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"So what you're saying is that you have an idea for a new form of transportation... quite efficient... stirling engine... Now where have I heard that before? Oh, right, MY driveway!"

[rsisk]

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!

[efoote868]

Guy on left: "And then the bill in School House Rock sang about how he had to wait in line at the White House for the President to sign him before he could become a law..."
Dean: "That is messed up."

[jblay]

Guy on Left: "Dean, don't you think you're a little under dressed for a house subcommittee meeting?"

Dean: "This is kinda my thing"

[Taylor]

"Look - we've got spokespeople from the worlds of music, sports, acting - but we're still missing a big segment of American culture. And that's why we need to promote the Deanim line of clothing - to captivate the fashion world. I've got Tyra Banks on hold here."

[cgmv123]

What do you mean the Segway is unsafe?!?!

[Wayne Doenges]

Guy on left: "I suppose I could order lunch while we are waiting for this Dean Kamen to show up. I'll have a roast beef on rye, medium fries, and a large shake. Got that?"
Dean: "I'm Dean Kamen."
Guy on left *turns beet red* "Ohhhh"

[DonRotolo]

The birth of the Segway, Chapter 1:
After this meeting, Dean decided to design a mobile platform he could use to address his issues with being vertically-challenged...

[GaryVoshol]

Dean: I realize the need for security, but these electrodes going into my head are really distressing.

[dodar]

Guy on Left: I'm sorry Dean, but your push to get Congress to wear all denim doesnt look to be working.

Dean: :(

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Well Dean, it just has become a way of life here in Washington. There are cameras everywhere, some places more than others. Just ignore them and concentrate on your presentation. For now, this is about the robots.

[Jim Wilks]

Guy on left: Dean, we've decided to support your Vex robotics program!

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Guy on left: Dean, we've decided to support your Vex robotics program!


Second place goes to:

Dean: I realize the need for security, but these electrodes going into my head are really distressing.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) efoote868
3) Al Skierkiewicz
4) Taylor
5) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Guy on left: "I suppose I could order lunch while we are waiting for this Dean Kamen to show up. I'll have a roast beef on rye, medium fries, and a large shake. Got that?"
Dean: "I'm Dean Kamen."
Guy on left *turns beet red* "Ohhhh"

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 96
Wayne Doenges 91
EricH 79
DonRotolo 76
GaryVoshol 76
Al Skierkiewicz 55
Jim Wilks 55
rsisk 53
cgmv123 52
bardd 48
dodar 46
efoote868 33
Pault 29
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 24
Jay Money 1058 20
TheCascadeKid 20
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 15
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
Brandon1266 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
mdituri 6
orangemoore 5
Karibou 4
JohnFogarty 4
Kyle A 3
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
Herbblood 1
Invictus3593 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1

Onward~