CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #506

[Billfred]

It's still Monday (in St. Louis!)

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1360689&postcount=16):

Taylor 123
Wayne Doenges 122
EricH 105
GaryVoshol 102
DonRotolo 94
Al Skierkiewicz 82
rsisk 77
Jim Wilks 76
cgmv123 64
dodar +infinity
bardd 48
efoote868 44
Pault 33
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 15
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 +infinity
J.Warsoff 11
orangemoore 8
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Bill_B 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 +infinity
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1

And the picture:

https://twitter.com/WmLeverette/status/445778245494276096/photo/1
(We'll see how much they play around next time we pack the pit!)

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Tough decisions #4901: Cut the bands off a teammate's hands, or go find Billfred and cut his hair?

[dodar]

After winning their first regional, the 4901 drive team got pretty cocky...:P

[Taylor]

The only proven way to keep Human Player from acquiring penalties.

[Jon Stratis]

I said I could build a robot with ONE hand tied behind my back, not TWO!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Some teams will try anything to keep their drivers from touching the controls during autonomous. Good idea? Close but no cigar.

[cgmv123]

If you're a good enough magician to "magically" win the regional, you should be able to escape from zip-tie handcuffs on your own.

[orangemoore]

A citizen's arrest due to general annoyingness thwarted by the fun police. Come on.

[rsisk]

While Johnny was being arrested for shouting "ROBOT!", somebody stole their robot.

[Pault]

The GDC decided that the current penalties are too light. Now, if you break a rule, you will be arrested. Fortunately, you have the right to a lawyer in court.

[efoote868]

As punishment for being stupid with zip ties, you'll be the subject of a caption contest!

[delsaner]

How many times do we have to tell you? The big red button on the driver station is NOT the Easy Button.

[Wayne Doenges]

This student read about Houdini and thought he was better then him.
Student: "Zip tie my hands, behind my back and I will be able to get out of them. No matter how much I plead DO NOT let out of them"
Two weeks later the student has now learned how to eat with his feet.

Historical note: Zip ties were not invented yet when Houdini was around.

[DonRotolo]

Alice in chains zip-ties

[GaryVoshol]

If we could only get zip ties for mouths. No more petitions to ban the cry of "Robot!"

[Jim Wilks]

Team leaders decided to have a very important vote. Seen here is one of those who were "troublesome" and somehow found themselves unable to raise their hand against the motion. Consequently the vote was unanimous. Democracy at it's best!

[Billfred]

It's still Monday, guys. (And it still feels good. :) )

First place goes to:

Team leaders decided to have a very important vote. Seen here is one of those who were "troublesome" and somehow found themselves unable to raise their hand against the motion. Consequently the vote was unanimous. Democracy at it's best!(True story: I used refer to the team as a benevolent dictatorship during the period between its inception and the time we elected officers just after SCRIW.)

Second place goes to:

If you're a good enough magician to "magically" win the regional, you should be able to escape from zip-tie handcuffs on your own.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) GaryVoshol
3) DonRotolo
4) Wayne Doenges
5) dodar
6) EricH
7) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

I said I could build a robot with ONE hand tied behind my back, not TWO!


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 125
Wayne Doenges 124
EricH 105
GaryVoshol 104
DonRotolo 96
Jim Wilks 86
Al Skierkiewicz 84
rsisk 78
cgmv123 69
dodar 57
bardd 48
efoote868 45
Pault 34
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
orangemoore 9
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Bill_B 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
Jon Stratis 3
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1

Onward!