CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #507

[Billfred]

Orange you glad I posted this?

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1364283&postcount=17):

Taylor 125
Wayne Doenges 124
EricH 105
GaryVoshol 104
DonRotolo 96
Jim Wilks 86
Al Skierkiewicz 84
rsisk 78
cgmv123 69
dodar 57
bardd 48
efoote868 45
Pault 34
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
delsaner 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
orangemoore 9
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Bill_B 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
Jon Stratis 3
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/40138

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

How to ENSURE that Arizona Finals Match #2 NEVER happens:


Make it impossible to close the field gates so the match can start.

[JaneYoung]

And then there's that awesome moment of becoming one with the field: trapping your finger in the zip tie.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

No! No! No! How many times have I told you? Use the right tool for the job! Besides you won't like the taste.

[dodar]

MY SHIRT MATCHES THE SEATS!!!

[rsisk]

Poor kid has been zip tied to the field since week 1.

[jspatz1]

"HELP! They're keeping me zip-tied to the field to watch for G40s!"

[cgmv123]

Here's a real and practical monetarily incentivized bribe/challenge: Whoever can build a robot to cut the zip tie, close the gate and place the shield on within 30 seconds gets $10. Who doesn't want to take the challenge?

[Jon Stratis]

Zipties... when duct tape just won't do.

[Bill_B]

And the zip code for Arizona is . . . .. . . . EVERYWHERE!

[Wayne Doenges]

Question. Why did the student Tie Wrap himself to the field?
Answer. I have no idea :rolleyes:

[Taylor]

Q: How many zipties does it take to build an FRC field?
A: One fewer than shown here.

[GaryVoshol]

Last week they zip-tied the kid's hands behind his back. This week, they zip-tied a kid to the field! Look for an upcoming rule change ...

[efoote868]

(Read in David Attenborough's voice) "Here we see just how far some teams will go to win. This programmer was sacrificed to the FRC gods in the hopes that his team might have a favorable qualification schedule, as well as rain next week."

[DonRotolo]

First you get de zip ties,
Den you get de money,
Den you get de wimmen!

[delsaner]

*zzzzzip* ZIP-a-dee-doo-dah,
*zzzzzip* ZIP-a-dee-a,
My oh my, what a wonderful day.

[Rich Wong]

Somebody help me!
I zip-tied both my thumbs to the fence!

[Jim Wilks]

Hey guys, wait up, I'm a little tied up right now...

[Billfred]

It's still Monday, people!

First place goes to:

And the zip code for Arizona is . . . .. . . . EVERYWHERE!


Second place goes to:

Here's a real and practical monetarily incentivized bribe/challenge: Whoever can build a robot to cut the zip tie, close the gate and place the shield on within 30 seconds gets $10. Who doesn't want to take the challenge?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) JaneYoung
3) Taylor
4) GaryVoshol
5) DonRotolo
6) Delsaner
7) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

(Read in David Attenborough's voice) "Here we see just how far some teams will go to win. This programmer was sacrificed to the FRC gods in the hopes that his team might have a favorable qualification schedule, as well as rain next week."

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 127
Wayne Doenges 125
EricH 107
GaryVoshol 106
DonRotolo 98
Jim Wilks 87
Al Skierkiewicz 85
rsisk 79
cgmv123 74
dodar 59
bardd 48
efoote868 48
Pault 34
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
delsaner 18
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Bill_B 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
orangemoore 9
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Jon Stratis 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1

Onward!