CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #511

[Billfred]

It's still Monday, even in St. Louis!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1377626&postcount=19):

Taylor 131
Wayne Doenges 129
EricH 115
GaryVoshol 111
DonRotolo 101
Al Skierkiewicz 98
Jim Wilks 90
rsisk 88
cgmv123 77
dodar 74
efoote868 63
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
TheCascadeKid 24
delsaner 20
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Bill_B 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
Jon Stratis 11
J.Warsoff 11
orangemoore 11
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
dubiousSwain 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Navid Shafa 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/39028

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. Also as always, if you're coming to Championship you can submit your entry in person! 4901 is playing on Curie, but I'll be walking all over the place.

Go!

[dodar]

Koko Ed walking to the field in slow motion. Danger Zone beings to play...

[Jon Stratis]

191 misheard the name of the game at kickoff. They thought it was called "Aerial Assult", and ended up building a delivery drone. Don't worry... They ended up selling it to Amazon instead, and their new robot got shipped straight to Koko Ed!

[EricH]

Shortly after this, Koko Ed was run over by a vehicle traveling at high speed without paying attention. Thankfully, and miraculously, he survived with only minor injuries and a sore throat.

Remember, kids, no playing in the middle of the Robot Freeway!

[rsisk]

2013 Ultimate Ascent is done, fields are packed, robots are packed... has any one seen Ed? Did we forget to pack Ed? Dangit, hope he is still there when we go back to St Louis next year.

[Navid Shafa]

Koko Ed, paying Bomb Squad's practice field a visit.

[Wayne Doenges]

Koko Ed proves a point. God only gave so many people smarts, the rest he gave hair.

[efoote868]

"ROBOT ROOOOOOOOOWBAAAUUGHT ROBOT robot"

Koko Ed is clearly about to get run over by a team returning from their last match of the day.

[Taylor]

If only Aeschylus (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aeschylus+death) had been wearing safety glasses ...

[GaryVoshol]

Ed, testing to see just how far HOT can fling those disks.

[DonRotolo]

An image captured from the Team xxx drone shortly before the attempted strike on their Queueing nemesis. The drone missed, their targeting camera blinded by the glare from Ed's head...

Just kidding Ed. A few weeks of single pity points and now I need to score something, and the burn award seems like an easy target (no pun intended) this week...

[cgmv123]

Welcome to the 2015 FIRST Robotics Competition and this year's game: Head Hunters.

Head Hunters is played in a 145,000 square foot football stadium with a large open concrete floor and catwalks above the floor.

Head Hunters is played with compact flying discs, compact foam basketballs, regulation soccer balls, moon rocks, PVC tetras, and small yellow and purple balls.

Teleoperated robots earn points by moving around on the catwalk and throwing all game pieces at randomly moving shiny heads on the floor below. Robots can earn large bonus points for completely burying a head or causing a head to stop moving.

At the end of the game, robots can earn further bonus points by safely lowering themselves to the floor below and completing a victory lap around the stadium.

Good Luck! And we'll see you at the competition!

[Bill_B]

Arrows I can take, but the last time I stopped to read a sign on the floor, I got hit by a crowd of kids pushing a tall, heavy metal machine on wheels. They called it a robot, but I still can feel the bruises in late April.

[Jim Wilks]

At any Championship event, taking a minute to rest is a welcome break. Stooping in the middle of the robot freeway might not be such a good idea...

[orangemoore]

A stalker staying well above the radar, his position known only by him.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday in St. Louis!

First place goes to:

2013 Ultimate Ascent is done, fields are packed, robots are packed... has any one seen Ed? Did we forget to pack Ed? Dangit, hope he is still there when we go back to St Louis next year.

Second place goes to:

Koko Ed proves a point. God only gave so many people smarts, the rest he gave hair.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) GaryVoshol
3) cgmv123
4) EricH
5) Navid Shafa
6) Jon Stratis

And the burn award goes to:

An image captured from the Team xxx drone shortly before the attempted strike on their Queueing nemesis. The drone missed, their targeting camera blinded by the glare from Ed's head...

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges 134
Taylor -infinity
EricH 117
GaryVoshol 113
DonRotolo 104
Al Skierkiewicz 98
rsisk 98
Jim Wilks 91
cgmv123 79
dodar 76
efoote868 64
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
TheCascadeKid 24
delsaner 20
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Jon Stratis 13
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
orangemoore 12
J.Warsoff 11
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Navid Shafa 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
dubiousSwain 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1