What are some funny things to ask people to get that don't actually exist

[vladtheimpaled]

I've heard stuff like a left handed screwdriver
:p wireless cables
:p a rod of unobtanium
:p aluminum pvc pipes
:p transparent aluminum
:p sticky grease
etc.

[Hallry]

This thread (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84696&highlight=funny+things+to+ask)'s been around for a while already.