CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #513

[Billfred]

Live and just barely within the margin of error!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1383046&postcount=18):

Wayne Doenges 136
Taylor 135
EricH 118
GaryVoshol 114
DonRotolo 105
rsisk 100
Al Skierkiewicz 98
Jim Wilks 92
cgmv123 89
dodar 78
efoote868 66
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
delsaner 25
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Jon Stratis 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
orangemoore 12
J.Warsoff 11
Navid Shafa 6
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
dubiousSwain 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1
Matthew1998 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12650

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Proof that engineers, in accordance with popular belief, cannot spell. At least when it comes to anything remotely resembling "bot".

[dodar]

Duelies in the back? That is just udderly ridiculous.

[efoote868]

"S'pose we'd bedder git togedder dem pick-a-list, eh Jimbo?"
"Eeeyupp"

[Navid Shafa]

Can y'all hand me another battery? cuz it's time to git mooovin'

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Cowbot?!?!? I bet I can go borrow a set of horns from one of the Texas Teams. That would finish it off wouldn't it?
Are you kidding, when was the last time you saw a big red flashing light on a cow? Now a horn that mooos, that would be something!

[rsisk]

Jim, I've already told you, you cannot drive the robot! You haven't been in high school for at least 20 years... now don't start crying about it... dang it! There's no crying in Cowbots!

[Taylor]

Those Skyway wheels will really help it to jump over the moon.

[Jon Stratis]

2001 season: Before our incoming freshmen were born, there was a time where buzz saws could be used on the robot, so long as they were placed at head-height and had a big flashing red light when in use.

[TOTCoach]

But when we put the hat on it, the light will be covered up.

[DonRotolo]

The Cowbot, attended to by its Cowboysmen

[GaryVoshol]

A little known fact: Some team names are created by accident. They were going to be the Cowboys, not wanting to follow the standard format of being the ___bots, but a slip of the finger changed y to t. And then it was just too hard to fix it in TIMS.

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see the cowbot being attended by the cowmentors. Note the red cowlight to alert cowstudents to stay clear of the cowbot when it was enabled. Note that the cowbot is on the cowwagon to permit it to be cowtowed to the matches. The cowbot team was not about to be cowed into giving up their efforts. Nothing cowardly about them.

[Wayne Doenges]

Team 105 created the Cowbot
It was a most impressive robot
Then the other day
A student was heard to say.
I thought we were making a lowbot

[cgmv123]

The lack of methane emissions led to a highly publicized scandal about a "fake cow".

[Billfred]

It's still Monday! (4-H county advisory council meetings are serious business, guys.)

First place goes to:

Here we see the cowbot being attended by the cowmentors. Note the red cowlight to alert cowstudents to stay clear of the cowbot when it was enabled. Note that the cowbot is on the cowwagon to permit it to be cowtowed to the matches. The cowbot team was not about to be cowed into giving up their efforts. Nothing cowardly about them.


Second place goes to:

Jim, I've already told you, you cannot drive the robot! You haven't been in high school for at least 20 years... now don't start crying about it... dang it! There's no crying in Cowbots!


Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) Wayne Doenges
3) Jon Stratis
4) DonRotolo
5) EricH
6) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

A little known fact: Some team names are created by accident. They were going to be the Cowboys, not wanting to follow the standard format of being the ___bots, but a slip of the finger changed y to t. And then it was just too hard to fix it in TIMS.

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges 138
Taylor 137
EricH 120
GaryVoshol 117
DonRotolo 107
rsisk 105
Jim Wilks 102
Al Skierkiewicz 99
cgmv123 91
dodar 79
efoote868 67
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
delsaner 25
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Jon Stratis 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
orangemoore 12
J.Warsoff 11
Navid Shafa 7
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
dubiousSwain 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1
Matthew1998 1
TOTCoach 1

Onward!