CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #514

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1384822&postcount=16):

Wayne Doenges 138
Taylor 137
EricH 120
GaryVoshol 117
DonRotolo 107
rsisk 105
Jim Wilks 102
Al Skierkiewicz 99
cgmv123 91
dodar 79
efoote868 67
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
delsaner 25
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Jon Stratis 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
orangemoore 12
J.Warsoff 11
Navid Shafa 7
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
dubiousSwain 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1
Matthew1998 1
TOTCoach 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12678

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[rsisk]

In FIRST, there are blue shirt judges interviewing for awards, green shirt judges making sure you yell "ROBOT!" and the lesser known fashion judges in their sporty grey jumpsuits.

[EricH]

Names are so overrated--too easy to duplicate. Numbers are far more efficient.


Assuming, of course, that they can be distinguished at a distance of 100 feet, have a white border, and are on red or blue background, which these are NOT.

[dodar]

I always thought it was a little weird to name a prison after a high school robotics team.

[Taylor]

This team is so good, it oughta be a crime!

[Al Skierkiewicz]

You know you can take serial numbers a little too far.

[Jim Wilks]

Cue up 1974 Steely Dan music...

"Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home"

Clearly these guys won't be losing that number anytime soon.

[Wayne Doenges]

You can always tell which one is the senior. They have the higher mileage.

[cgmv123]

They only realized the problem with testing a handcuffing robot on themselves after they were both forced to ask for help eating lunch.

[Jon Stratis]

In 1981 a student named Jenny started the numbering system for their team, giving herself the number 8675309 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny). Ever since then, they've been counting down... a few more years and they'll have to ask Tommy Tutone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Tutone)to give them a new number to start with!

[npoe]
For you youngsters out there... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo&feature=kp
Wait, why am I saying youngsters... that came out 4 months before I was born!
[npoe]

[GaryVoshol]

Thing 1 and Thing 2.

[Brad Hanel]

St. Louis was crazy this year. The police were called in Friday morning to arrest two guys at the event. They were charged with one month jail sentence for civil disobedience and a G28 for contact within another robot's frame perimeter.

[DonRotolo]

Yes, that is what their mother named them.
She did the math.

[Navid Shafa]

Einstein 2012 culprits being taken into custody :ahh:

Too soon?

[efoote868]

Now that we have drivers #002 and #001, we're still looking for the coach #000, public enemy #0.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Yes, that is what their mother named them.
She did the math.

Second place goes to:

You can always tell which one is the senior. They have the higher mileage.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) dodar
2) cgmv123
3) Jon Stratis
4) Taylor
5) Navid Shafa
6) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Names are so overrated--too easy to duplicate. Numbers are far more efficient.


Assuming, of course, that they can be distinguished at a distance of 100 feet, have a white border, and are on red or blue background, which these are NOT.

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges 143
Taylor 139
EricH 123
GaryVoshol 118
DonRotolo 117
rsisk 107
Jim Wilks 103
Al Skierkiewicz 100
cgmv123 93
dodar 81
efoote868 68
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
delsaner 25
TheCascadeKid 24
Jay Money 1058 20
Jon Stratis 19
Brandon1266 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
Andrew Lawrence 15
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
orangemoore 12
J.Warsoff 11
Navid Shafa 9
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
dubiousSwain 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1
Matthew1998 1
TOTCoach 1
Brad Hanel 1

Onward!