CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #518

[Billfred]

Just under the wire!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1389251&postcount=14):

Taylor 154
Wayne Doenges 152
DonRotolo 135
EricH 129
GaryVoshol 126
Jim Wilks 115
rsisk 111
Al Skierkiewicz 103
cgmv123 98
dodar 86
efoote868 70
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
jwallace15 26
delsaner 25
TheCascadeKid 24
Jon Stratis 23
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Andrew Lawrence 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
orangemoore 13
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
Navid Shafa 9
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
dubiousSwain 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
tStano 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1
Matthew1998 1
TOTCoach 1
Brad Hanel 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/30329

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[DonRotolo]

Those huge gumballs make the driver feel like a little kid...

[EricH]

"OK, drive team, listen up! We gotta win this match! Johnny, quit napping on the programming computer and get over to RoboCoach. Jimmy, you know you're supposed to be scouting, get over to the stands! Looks like the driver's already there..."

"Uh, coach? The match ended already."

[GaryVoshol]

Mentor: Our biggest challenge this year will be to get the ball over the overpass without taking out a ceiling fixture.

[rsisk]

Coach Morpheus:

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take down the blue ball - the story ends, you win the game and believe whatever you want to believe. You take down the red ball - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the game goes"

[Al Skierkiewicz]

I will only call it accurate when you can shoot and not hit the ceiling. And stop asking the pizza delivery guy to sponsor the team by giving back his tips.

[Wayne Doenges]

Mentor: "In this session we will be practicing with 5 balls".
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor: "Now I want you to move all 5 balls..."
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor point off to the right where two more balls sit.
Student: "Sorry Sir."

[EricS-Team180]

Mentor: OK, You's guys are going to take your hands off the controls and put-em where I can see-em.

I'm going to put my finger gun away reeeeeaaaaal slow-like. Capish?

[Taylor]

What's the difference between an Overpass and a Truss?
Six years.

[Jacob Bendicksen]

Guy in the red shirt:

"OverPASS, not overGLASS. Stop hitting the other drive team, Jimmy, their drive coach has a finger gun out."

[dodar]

Mentor: You want me to put the Regolith here?

[Jim Wilks]

The measure of a persons multitasking is often know as your ability to keep multiple "balls in the air". Here we see how the GDC put that into practice with Breakaway where you start the game and end it with all of your "balls in the air".

[cgmv123]

The challenge isn't to get the balls on top of the overpass; it's to get the robots up there.

[Billfred]

In my defense, I really have been working on the weekends!

First place goes to:

Mentor: "In this session we will be practicing with 5 balls".
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor: "Now I want you to move all 5 balls..."
Student: "Three Sir."
Mentor point off to the right where two more balls sit.
Student: "Sorry Sir."

Second place goes to:

What's the difference between an Overpass and a Truss?
Six years.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) EricS-Team180
4) EricH
5) cgmv123

And the burn award goes to:

Guy in the red shirt:

"OverPASS, not overGLASS. Stop hitting the other drive team, Jimmy, their drive coach has a finger gun out."

Which means the scores are:

Wayne Doenges 162
Taylor 159
DonRotolo 136
EricH 131
GaryVoshol 127
Jim Wilks 116
rsisk 113
Al Skierkiewicz 105
cgmv123 100
dodar 87
efoote868 70
bardd 48
Pault 36
Littleboy 27
TheCascadeKid 27
jwallace15 26
delsaner 25
Jon Stratis 23
Jay Money 1058 20
Brandon1266 17
Andrew Lawrence 17
Tom Ore 17
rachelholladay 17
Bill_B 16
Don Wright 15
orangemoore 13
Joe G. 12
S.P.A.M.er 17 12
J.Warsoff 11
Navid Shafa 9
mdituri 6
JohnFogarty 5
Karibou 4
Kyle A 4
dubiousSwain 4
Can1s_Major997 4
sarah_storer 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
tStano 3
Jay H 237 2
IndySam 2
George1902 2
The Doctor 2
EricS-Team180 2
Herbblood 2
Invictus3593 2
safiq10 1
Katie_UPS 1
XenoPhobic 1
MetalJacket 1
AndyBare 1
jblay 1
Bryce Paputa 1
JosephC 1
jspatz1 1
Rich Wong 1
m1506m 1
Matthew1998 1
TOTCoach 1
Brad Hanel 1

Onward!