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Billfred
08-07-2014, 00:16
Finally!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1392431&postcount=18):

Jon Stratis 10
efoote868 5
Wayne Doenges 3
Taylor 2
rsisk 2
dodar 2
cgmv123 2
DonRotolo 2
Jay O'Donnell 2
EricH 1
GaryVoshol 1
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Jim Wilks 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/18573

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!
EricH
08-07-2014, 00:18
Billfred in 2054.
rsisk
08-07-2014, 00:22
Introducing the famous Arm Fart / Hand Ocarina family band.
dodar
08-07-2014, 00:41
Typical FIRST Offseason Pit Necessities: Messy(Check), Sleeping Mentor(Check), Student laughing at sleeping mentor(Check), 2-Liter of Soda(Obviously Check)
Al Skierkiewicz
08-07-2014, 07:27
I am not sleeping, I am concentrating on Dean's Speech!
efoote868
08-07-2014, 09:27
Wonder where the robot went. *Yawn* Whatever, it's the off season. Time to catch up on some sleep.
Jon Stratis
08-07-2014, 10:06
Sleepy and Sneezy were left in the pit, while the drivers, Happy and Grumpy, the drive coach Doc, human player Dopey and team media Bashful went out to the field to play. After all.... Hi ho, hi ho, It's off to work we go!
cgmv123
08-07-2014, 10:20
He's channeling his inner Yankees fan (http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/801312109885137839.jpg). Now he just needs to hit everyone with a $10 million defamation lawsuit (http://deadspin.com/yankees-fan-caught-sleeping-in-stands-sues-everyone-for-1601246707).
Wayne Doenges
08-07-2014, 12:19
Mentor: "I'm not sleeping, I'm checking for pin holes in my eyelids."
Taylor
08-07-2014, 13:54
Everyone yelled at him for not wearing ANSI safety glasses.
Nobody expected him to catch a splinter in the lip.
GaryVoshol
08-07-2014, 19:46
"No. You can't make me leave. The season can't be over yet."



Billfred in 2054.
Trying for negative infinity this early in the season?
DonRotolo
08-07-2014, 20:36
You've heard of Grumpy Cat (http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/grumpy-cat-movie.jpg)? This is Grumpy Mentor...
EricH
09-07-2014, 01:11
Trying for negative infinity this early in the season?

Couldn't come up with anything better--at the time, that is--and, yep, I did realize the hazards.

[New Entry]The runner-up in the Al Skierkiewicz Look-Alike Contest. The winner wore a volunteer shirt and stayed awake for an entire regional answering questions from all the LRIs across the country.
Jim Wilks
09-07-2014, 18:54
Here's how I imagine the GDC looks when it's time for them to check if there are any potential pitfalls in the next season's game.
Jay O'Donnell
12-07-2014, 10:18
Somebody get some Dew in this guy!
Billfred
14-07-2014, 23:43
It's still Monday, and not even a computer freeze is going to stop me!

First place goes to:

Sleepy and Sneezy were left in the pit, while the drivers, Happy and Grumpy, the drive coach Doc, human player Dopey and team media Bashful went out to the field to play. After all.... Hi ho, hi ho, It's off to work we go!

Second place goes to:

Everyone yelled at him for not wearing ANSI safety glasses.
Nobody expected him to catch a splinter in the lip.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) rsisk
3) dodar
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) cgmv123

And the burn award goes to:

Here's how I imagine the GDC looks when it's time for them to check if there are any potential pitfalls in the next season's game.


Which means the scores are:

Jon Stratis 20
Taylor 7
efoote868 6
rsisk 4
dodar 4
cgmv123 4
Wayne Doenges 4
Jim Wilks 4
DonRotolo 3
Jay O'Donnell 3
EricH 3
Al Skierkiewicz 2
GaryVoshol 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1

Onward!