CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #530

[Billfred]

I started writing this on Monday, so that still counts!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1398686&postcount=15):

cgmv123 37
Jon Stratis 33
EricH 31
Jim Wilks 26
DonRotolo 25
GaryVoshol 20
rsisk 20
efoote868 19
Taylor 18
Wayne Doenges 17
dodar 16
Al Skierkiewicz 14
orangemoore 12
Jay O'Donnell 8
Daniel_LaFleur 3
IndySam 2
MARS_James 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37741

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[dodar]

DING! I have an idea. Let's not use this Kinect.

[EricH]

Light! Camera! IN-action!

*grumbles from other volunteers* C'mon, man, everybody knows it's 3-2-1-Go!

[rsisk]

Hey France, guess what!

We are building a Statue of Liberty for you. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts we had to select our model from the lowest bidder.

[Taylor]

The Logic-al solution would be to use a Ladder, but those haven't been around FRC since 1998.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

My best Statue of Liberty play!

[cgmv123]

This light is lighting up the entire arena. It's the equivalent of a 10,000 watt incandescent bulb, but it's only using 8 watts!

[efoote868]

Fear me and my mic, I have the awesome power to cause FEEDBACK!

[Wayne Doenges]

Eric said "Let there be light"
And there was and the light was good till the head ref unplugged him and asked him to get off the field.

[GaryVoshol]

Those Kettering grads are so bright.

[Jon Stratis]

On the first day, Dean Kamen said "Let there be light".

On the second day, Dean Kamen said "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the [clean] waters from the [dirty] waters"

On the third day, Dean Kamen said... These kids can figure out the rest!

[Wayne Doenges]

New entry

Eric: "I have invented anti-gravity!"
*Eric turns on light and his arm slowly rises*
Eric: "See, my arm is defiying gravity."
*Eric turns off light and his arm slowly lowers*
Eric: "Tada."

[Jim Wilks]

Eric poses as a lighthouse in solid anticipation that the FRC 2015 game will be a water game and thus he will have provided by far the best hint about it.

Otherwise, there's always 2016 game...

[MARS_James]

♪♫This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine♫♪

[DonRotolo]

Give me your flat tires, your dead batteries,
Your huddled drive team, yearning to win,
The wretched comms of your WiFi LAN,
Send these, the winless, yellow-card'd to me,
I lift my lamp beside the playing field.

With apologies to Emma Lazarus

[Billfred]

Still Monday, still working hard!

First place goes to:

On the first day, Dean Kamen said "Let there be light".

On the second day, Dean Kamen said "Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the [clean] waters from the [dirty] waters"

On the third day, Dean Kamen said... These kids can figure out the rest!

Second place goes to:

The Logic-al solution would be to use a Ladder, but those haven't been around FRC since 1998.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Jim Wilks
2) dodar
3) EricH
4) GaryVoshol
5) DonRotolo

And the burn award goes to:

Hey France, guess what!

We are building a Statue of Liberty for you. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts we had to select our model from the lowest bidder.

Which means the scores are:

Jon Stratis 43
cgmv123 38
EricH 33
Jim Wilks 28
DonRotolo 27
Taylor 23
rsisk 23
GaryVoshol 22
efoote868 20
dodar 18
Wayne Doenges 18
Al Skierkiewicz 15
orangemoore 12
Jay O'Donnell 8
Daniel_LaFleur 3
MARS_James 3
IndySam 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1

Onward!