CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #553

[Billfred]

Finally!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1441616&postcount=13):

Taylor 114
cgmv123 103
GaryVoshol 101
EricH 89
DonRotolo 88
Jim Wilks 75
efoote868 71
Wayne Doenges 68
Al Skierkiewicz 57
dodar 53
Jon Stratis 49
MARS_James 49
rsisk 41
orangemoore 19
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
Andrew Lawrence 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Daniel_LaFleur 4
Botsup 3
IndySam 2
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
mastachyra 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
tStano 1
Can1s_Major997 1
GeeTwo 1

And the picture:

https://twitter.com/WmLeverette/status/563851741528354816/photo/1
(You guys know I have zero qualms throwing my kids in when they do silly things (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=127977) like go out of town on family vacation the last week of build season!)

As usual, the deadline is still nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

When you forget your own safety glasses too many times, the eventual penalty is to be the vending machine for everybody else who forgot theirs.

[dodar]

This is actually the daughter of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

[cgmv123]

Now that Brian Williams has been suspended for 6 months, she can temporarily stop using multiple scratched safety glasses avoiding looking at the television.

[MARS_James]

Spoiled brat, their are hundreds of other students in caption contests who need those safety goggles, spread the wealth!

[GaryVoshol]

After too many Caption Contest winners who pointed out the lack of safety glasses in the pictures, Billfred figures out a way to prevent it from happening again.

[Taylor]

Nobody makes fun of ol' four eyes six eyes eight eyes anymore. She has the vision of a spider!

[efoote868]

This is the result of overzealously following safety standards without really understanding the purpose behind them.

[Wayne Doenges]

Everyone thought she was crazy for wearing 6 pair of safety glasses until that unfortunate accident with the Frisbee took out the first 5.

[Jim Wilks]

One can never be too safe!

[Billfred]

It's still Monday in Michigan!

First place goes to:

This is actually the daughter of Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

Second place goes to:

Nobody makes fun of ol' four eyes six eyes eight eyes anymore. She has the vision of a spider!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) efoote868
2) EricH
3) cgmv123

And the burn award goes to:

Spoiled brat, their are hundreds of other students in caption contests who need those safety goggles, spread the wealth!


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 119
cgmv123 105
GaryVoshol 102
EricH 91
DonRotolo 88
Jim Wilks 76
efoote868 73
Wayne Doenges 69
dodar 63
Al Skierkiewicz 57
MARS_James 52
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 41
orangemoore 19
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
Andrew Lawrence 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Daniel_LaFleur 4
Botsup 3
IndySam 2
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
mastachyra 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
tStano 1
Can1s_Major997 1
GeeTwo 1

Onward!