CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #558

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1458598&postcount=16):

Taylor 138
cgmv123 118
GaryVoshol 117
EricH 99
DonRotolo 97
efoote868 83
dodar 81
Jim Wilks 77
Wayne Doenges 76
MARS_James 58
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 42
orangemoore 19
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
GeeTwo 6
Andrew Lawrence 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Daniel_LaFleur 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
mastachyra 3
IndySam 2
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
The_ShamWOW88 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
tStano 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Sperkowsky 1
Wired_Mike 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/30670

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday night at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The safety captain (left) heard the rumblings of the SafetyBots...

..too late to save the unsuspecting wearer of forehead protectors from the 2006 SafetyBot (open mouth), though they did do a very little good against the 2008 SafetyBot (with the large ball) when it tried to knock him out.

[Taylor]

Ah, the outdoors. A place of which many teams have heard, even seen, but few have ever actually experienced.

[efoote868]

100 more feet of this pneumatic tubing and we'll be able to hurdle once without kicking on the compressor.

[Wayne Doenges]

Student: "What's that"
Mentor: "It's a Blueberry picker."
Student: "Blueberries are like a 1/2 inch diameter."
Mentor: "This will be used when they mutate and grow to the size of a track ball."
Student: "That's crazy."
Mentor: "That's what they said about the guy who invented the light bulb and look where we are now."
*student walks away mumbling something about dementia*

[The_ShamWOW88]

Only week 3 of build and we're already doing the Cupid Shuffle....what's that thing about "You know you're addicted to FIRST when..."?

[rookierunner]

I like big balls and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a robot rolls in
And puts a round thing in your face...

I hope I don't get sued by Marvin Gay's family or Sir Mix A lot ;-)

[dodar]

Student in Jacket: You want me to stand here?
Team Member Off-Screen: No a little more to your left
Old 558 Robot: Yes, good. Feed me!

[Sperkowsky]

1.Why doesnt googld go to the blue Alliance when I search TBA!

2 . human player - what should I do
Me - throw noodles and chute door
Human player - chute door?

3 . Recycle rush a slow game that uses a lot of plastic.

4. Team is eating at five guys
Me - looks at trashcan
Friend - why are you staring at the trash can
Me - wondering why they used 3 rivets instead of 4

5. Me - is ap Chem hard
(smart) Teammate - no
Me - what do you find hard
Teammate - building a robot

6. Every day I get to robotics and find random scrap wire on my workstation - said every electrical member ever.

7. I don't love recycle rush but now we have cool trashcans

8. Mom - have you studied for your science test.
Me - I'll study later I have to finish this cad model.

[Wired_Mike]

And the award for accidental guillotine goes to...



Freshmen of 2014 says "isn't it supposed to be able to be contained in a vertical 6 inch diameter cylinder"

[GaryVoshol]

Whadda ya mean, you haven't programmed "Down"?

[cgmv123]

They're ready for when a game update turns "FIRST Overdrive" into "FIRST Launch a Trackball as far as possible".

[DonRotolo]

Quick! Grab the robot before it floats away!

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay, y'all--tax preparation is a killer!

First place goes to:

Student: "What's that"
Mentor: "It's a Blueberry picker."
Student: "Blueberries are like a 1/2 inch diameter."
Mentor: "This will be used when they mutate and grow to the size of a track ball."
Student: "That's crazy."
Mentor: "That's what they said about the guy who invented the light bulb and look where we are now."
*student walks away mumbling something about dementia*

Second place goes to:

Only week 3 of build and we're already doing the Cupid Shuffle....what's that thing about "You know you're addicted to FIRST when..."?


Honorable mentions go to:

1) DonRotolo
2) cgmv123
3) GaryVoshol
4) rookierunner
5) Wired_Mike

And the burn award goes to:

100 more feet of this pneumatic tubing and we'll be able to hurdle once without kicking on the compressor.
(The air pressure struggle is so, so real.)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 139
cgmv123 120
GaryVoshol 119
EricH 100
DonRotolo 99
efoote868 86
Wayne Doenges 86
dodar 82
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 58
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 42
orangemoore 19
Jay O'Donnell 8
The_ShamWOW88 7
x86_4819 7
GeeTwo 6
Andrew Lawrence 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Daniel_LaFleur 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
mastachyra 3
Wired_Mike 3
IndySam 2
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
rookierunner 2
Sperkowsky 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
tStano 1
Can1s_Major997 1

Onward!