CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #562

[Billfred]

Posted before 11:45 on Monday night?! Gasp!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1470598&postcount=15):

Taylor 148
GaryVoshol 133
cgmv123 126
DonRotolo 108
EricH 106
Wayne Doenges 93
efoote868 92
dodar 83
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 58
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 19
orangemoore 19
GeeTwo 11
DohertyBilly 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Ichlieberoboter 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
IndySam 3
mastachyra 3
rookierunner 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IronicDeadBird 2
tStano 2
Sperkowsky 2
MaGiC_PiKaChU 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Poseidon1671 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41946

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

It's a good thing the HP didn't jumble the order of the totes through the Chute Door.

Yes, (the) Chute Door.

[GeeTwo]

What do you mean, "All that and a bag of chips?" Sorry, geek boy, but eight points and a half case of Dew ain't 'All that' in my book."

[Ichlieberoboter]

You expect me to go to prom with you after a scoring violation like that?! Not a chance. (Though I will take the chips and Mountain Dew)

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

You expect me to go to prom with you after a scoring violation like that?! Not a chance. (Though I will take the chips and Mountain Dew)

i'd write my number on your ticket to worlds, but there's no way you'll get one with that stack

[efoote868]

When robots become sentient they'll feel bad for their human creators, and help them out in whatever way they can.

[Taylor]

He did say yes, but they ended up hanging around the shop, eating chips and drinking Mountain Dew, and forgot all about the prom.

Too bad. They would have won the Cha Cha Slide Dance-Off.

[IndySam]

I was trying to spell prometheus but the ceiling is to low.

[M1KRONAUT]

Oh, thank you so much for the Mountain Dew and chips! How nice, you even got me a topped stack. Of course I'll go to prom with you!

Oh, wait, you weren't asking me?

[dodar]

Prom?

Yes, Prom.

[IronicDeadBird]

"Uh which section of the rule book covers PROM?"

[GaryVoshol]

He had to say yes, or else he couldn't accept an invite from anyone else.

Besides: robots, chips and Dew - what red-blooded American boy (nerd) wouldn't say yes?

[JaneYoung]

"Aw man! This is one of those 'it's not just about the robot' moments, isn't it?" :ahh:

[The_ShamWOW88]

If at first the answer is no....

Bribe him....

[Wayne Doenges]

Boy: "I would love to go to the Prom with you."
Girl: "Prom??? No, That's PROM (Programmable Read Only Memory). I'm asking for help with my electronics project."
Boy: "What's the Mt Dew and chips for?"
Girl: "That's a snack for later."

[cgmv123]

It took her a while to realize the English language allowed her to omit "Will you go to" and "with me". Even their school's 3 story lobby wouldn't have been tall enough.

[Paxaplenty]

I hope the odds aren't stacked against me...

[Billfred]

So sorry about the delay! These past two days have been absolutely slam full with demos and pre-championship packing.

First place goes to:

He had to say yes, or else he couldn't accept an invite from anyone else.

Besides: robots, chips and Dew - what red-blooded American boy (nerd) wouldn't say yes?

Second place goes to:

When robots become sentient they'll feel bad for their human creators, and help them out in whatever way they can.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) IndySam
2) JaneYoung
3) GeeTwo
4) Taylor
5) cgmv123
6) dodar
7) Ichlieberoboter

And the burn award goes to:

Boy: "I would love to go to the Prom with you."
Girl: "Prom??? No, That's PROM (Programmable Read Only Memory). I'm asking for help with my electronics project."
Boy: "What's the Mt Dew and chips for?"
Girl: "That's a snack for later."

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 150
GaryVoshol 143
cgmv123 128
DonRotolo 108
EricH 107
efoote868 97
Wayne Doenges 96
dodar 85
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 58
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 20
orangemoore 19
GeeTwo 13
DohertyBilly 10
Ichlieberoboter 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
mastachyra 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
MaGiC_PiKaChU 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
JaneYoung 2
tStano 2
Sperkowsky 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Poseidon1671 1
M1KRONAUT 1
Paxaplenty 1

Onward!