CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #563

[Billfred]

FINALLY!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1474816&postcount=18):

Taylor 150
GaryVoshol 143
cgmv123 128
DonRotolo 108
EricH 107
efoote868 97
Wayne Doenges 96
dodar 85
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 58
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 20
orangemoore 19
GeeTwo 13
DohertyBilly 10
Ichlieberoboter 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
mastachyra 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
MaGiC_PiKaChU 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
JaneYoung 2
tStano 2
Sperkowsky 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Poseidon1671 1
M1KRONAUT 1
Paxaplenty 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41991

The deadline as usual is Sunday night at midnight Eastern. I'll be at Championship, officially working as a scorer on Hopper. Feel free to submit your entry in person if you can find me!

Go!

[Ichlieberoboter]

Ha! This new goat simulator is TOTES hilarious! It makes it look like there are goats all over the field! The only issue was back at Philomath when there actually WAS a goat on the field. That did not end well...

[dodar]

Girl: Did he just fart?
Boy: Im so glad we have thermal imaging on our camera

[EricH]

No, the banana peel on the step does NOT count towards a CO-OP SET! And, in other news, the MC provided the funniest moment of the regional, but we are in need of a new MC. Will team 5059 please submit a volunteer?

[Taylor]

Oh hey look it says BYPASS I think that means we get to advance to the next round!

[efoote868]

Just watch them try to catch our totebot! 16 feet per second this year is untouchable! Hahaha just knocked over their co-op stack, minus 40 points!

[M1KRONAUT]

"Do you see that? Ha, that dopey SmartDashboard says the robot is going to self destruct. There's no way that's actually going to happen. Wait, do you smell smoke?"

[GaryVoshol]

Look at that - the FMS connected in only 2 seconds!

[The_ShamWOW88]

I'm so bored....it's not like we're at a Robotics competition or anything.....I know, let's watch YouTube videos....

[Wayne Doenges]

Girl: "Where did this video come from?"
Boy: "I don't know but it's fantastic."
Boy with green hair: *should I tell them the match just started?*

[Poseidon5817]

When the battery voltage is over 13 volts.

[DonRotolo]

That's just so funny... The robot's driving itself and scoring better than us! I mean, just LOOK at that thing!

[GeeTwo]

Leveraging off a quote from drive practice this year:

She: Don't they know they only have sixty seconds?
He: That's just a guideline. Hey, Bob told me you have another jingle idea for our cereal with the rectangular and cylindrical oats and the long green marshmallow pieces.
She: Oh, yeah: Pop, crackle, snap! We make the sound like this...
He: I still prefer "Silly drive captain, t'oats are for 'bots."

[cgmv123]

Look, it's the only copy of the actual, complete Saturday Championship schedule!

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

He : This bot has some 8" wheels!
She : Their designers are clearly compensating for something :rolleyes:

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone--the long days of Championship have me a little sick and behind on work.

First place goes to:

Girl: Did he just fart?
Boy: Im so glad we have thermal imaging on our camera


Second place goes to:

Oh hey look it says BYPASS I think that means we get to advance to the next round!


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Ichlieberoboter
2) GaryVoshol
3) EricH
4) DonRotolo
5) GeeTwo
6) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award goes to:

He : This bot has some 8" wheels!
She : Their designers are clearly compensating for something :rolleyes:
(Clearly, improper frame placement relative to the axles!)

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 155
GaryVoshol 145
cgmv123 129
DonRotolo 110
EricH 109
efoote868 98
Wayne Doenges 98
dodar 95
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 58
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 21
orangemoore 19
GeeTwo 15
Ichlieberoboter 12
DohertyBilly 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 6
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
mastachyra 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
JaneYoung 2
tStano 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
M1KRONAUT 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1

Onward!