CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #565

[Billfred]

Here it is!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1480074&postcount=17):

Taylor 160
GaryVoshol 146
cgmv123 131
EricH 111
DonRotolo 110
dodar 105
Wayne Doenges 100
efoote868 99
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 59
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 21
orangemoore 19
GeeTwo 17
Ichlieberoboter 13
DohertyBilly 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
MaGiC_PiKaChU 8
x86_4819 7
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
JaneYoung 4
tStano 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
Katie_UPS 3
mastachyra 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
M1KRONAUT 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41896

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Next stop: tattoo artist.

[Wayne Doenges]

That's an interesting birth mark you got there.

[Taylor]

That is the most legible DK autograph I've ever seen.

[efoote868]

Rub his head for good luck.

[GeeTwo]

Did we pack the polyurethane?

[Ichlieberoboter]

And now we shall cover it with plastic wrap and never shower again!

*person behind him* I thought he already didn't shower...

[M1KRONAUT]

If this signature is worth anything, I can tell all my friends and family that there is a price on my head now.

[dodar]

The boy in red regrets not shaving his head.

[GaryVoshol]

For
Inspiration and
Recognition of
Shaved
Tonsures?

[GeeTwo]

For
Inspiration and
Recognition of
Shaved
Tonsures?

Or perhaps
For Inscription of Receding Scalp Tops

[MARS_James]

Because of how large dean signed you dont want to see the bare spot that Woodie was given

[mastachyra]

The mark of Evil Dean Kamen. You belong to him now.

[Vale]

Think that this will last until world champs? I wanna start a collection.

[cgmv123]

You got him to sign your bare head? He wouldn't even sign my Championship absence letter!

[Billfred]

Is it a good sign that I'm judging this right at 11:00 PM? (There's a reason I never enter the contest myself...)

First place goes to:

If this signature is worth anything, I can tell all my friends and family that there is a price on my head now.

Second place goes to:

For
Inspiration and
Recognition of
Shaved
Tonsures?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GeeTwo
2) EricH
3) Wayne Doenges
4) MARS_James
5) Ichlieberoboter
6) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

You got him to sign your bare head? He wouldn't even sign my Championship absence letter!


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 162
GaryVoshol 151
cgmv123 134
EricH 113
DonRotolo 110
dodar 106
Wayne Doenges 102
efoote868 100
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 61
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 21
GeeTwo 19
orangemoore 19
Ichlieberoboter 15
M1KRONAUT 13
DohertyBilly 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
MaGiC_PiKaChU 8
x86_4819 7
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
JaneYoung 4
mastachyra 4
tStano 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
Katie_UPS 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1
Vale 1

Onward!