CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #566

[Billfred]

Here we are again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1481594&postcount=16):

Taylor 162
GaryVoshol 151
cgmv123 134
EricH 113
DonRotolo 110
dodar 106
Wayne Doenges 102
efoote868 100
Jim Wilks 77
MARS_James 61
Al Skierkiewicz 57
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 21
GeeTwo 19
orangemoore 19
Ichlieberoboter 15
M1KRONAUT 13
DohertyBilly 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
MaGiC_PiKaChU 8
x86_4819 7
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
JaneYoung 4
mastachyra 4
tStano 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
Katie_UPS 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1
Vale 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/24038

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

OK, guys, listen up. We all look alike, so I'll just blend in as one of you, and you all can be the head ref in rotating matches.

[efoote868]

Ref 1: "How will we know if a robot is shooting poof balls too fast?"
Head Ref: "Well, what else flies at 12 m/s?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "A car!" "A rock!" "A duck!"

Head Ref: "A duck, very good. And what are ducks made out of?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "Water?" "Rocks"
Ref 1: "Wood!"

Head Ref: "Very good. So if a robot is shooting poof balls faster than a duck then logically..."
Ref 1: "The poof ball will heat up"
Head Ref: "And therefore..."
Ref 1: "The robot will release its magic smoke"

Head Ref: "Very good!"

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

2nd ref from the left: Guys, this team knows we're planning to disable their robot for no reason :rolleyes:

[Wayne Doenges]

Announcer: "I can't believe our luck. Here we see 6 FIRST Zebras standng out in the open. The FIRST Zebra is usually a loner and are known to be very skitish but will gather around the lead Zebra for support."
Head Ref: "What is that guy doing in the shadows talking to himself?"

[Taylor]

I don't think I need to tell you guys, but there are a few teams here from Massachusetts. Remember, if the Poof ball comes to rest purple side down (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=493827&postcount=1), it may be under inflated (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflategate).

[Jim Wilks]

Head Ref: "Guys, we're falling behind here. The teams are scoring far more points than we are hitting them with penalties. "We need to step things up a notch!"

[cgmv123]

We don't have enough zeal! We need to dazzle the crowd as a group!

[dodar]

Middle Ref: (Inner Monologue) Ha-Ha-Ha, I am the only one wearing my safety glasses.

[mastachyra]

"Those fans are on us like a pack of lions! If we all huddle together, maybe these stripes will confuse them."

[GaryVoshol]

I was told there would be corn dogs. Anyone know where to get corn dogs?

[popnbrown]

"I need to tell you something important. Don't look, but that team has freezy snacks. We need to make a plan to obtain those freezy snacks."

[GeeTwo]

Bad News. Don't look over there now, but the inspectors passed team Stark, the ones with the flying robot. Put your goggles on and be ready to dodge if it comes over the railing. Hey, didn't I say not to look?

[The_ShamWOW88]

A team is in the question box, quick, act like you're busy!

[M1KRONAUT]

First ref: "I don't like the looks of that robot. You brought the explosives, right?"
Second ref: "I don't think that's safe..."
First ref: "Don't worry, I told the pit admin to announce that there are free corn dogs in the lobby."

The refs have the darndest conversations when no one is listening. :D

[Matthew1998]

"Ok, you go destract the drive teams while I turn off the robots."

[Ichlieberoboter]

Left: Okay guys, here's the deal. 254 is good. Too good. We need to have one of those "mistakes" to make sure that-
Second from left: Shhhhh they're right there!

[MARS_James]

Don't worry guys they will never use poof balls again, on an unrelated note we are still scheduled to meet back up at this regional in 2012 right?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Okay, when I give you the sign, you flip open the rule book and start scanning pages like you found something. That should give us a good five minutes to come up with something. If we need any longer I will call for a reinspection.

[Billfred]

Man, page two in the off-season? I must be living alright!

First place goes to:

Ref 1: "How will we know if a robot is shooting poof balls too fast?"
Head Ref: "Well, what else flies at 12 m/s?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "A car!" "A rock!" "A duck!"

Head Ref: "A duck, very good. And what are ducks made out of?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "Water?" "Rocks"
Ref 1: "Wood!"

Head Ref: "Very good. So if a robot is shooting poof balls faster than a duck then logically..."
Ref 1: "The poof ball will heat up"
Head Ref: "And therefore..."
Ref 1: "The robot will release its magic smoke"

Head Ref: "Very good!"

Second place goes to:

I don't think I need to tell you guys, but there are a few teams here from Massachusetts. Remember, if the Poof ball comes to rest purple side down (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=493827&postcount=1), it may be under inflated (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deflategate).

Honorable mentions go to:

1) mastachyra
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Wayne Doenges
4) M1KRONAUT
5) MARS_James
6) Jim Wilks
7) GaryVoshol
8) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Middle Ref: (Inner Monologue) Ha-Ha-Ha, I am the only one wearing my safety glasses.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 167
GaryVoshol 153
cgmv123 135
EricH 114
DonRotolo 110
efoote868 110
dodar 109
Wayne Doenges 104
Jim Wilks 79
MARS_James 63
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 22
GeeTwo 21
orangemoore 19
Ichlieberoboter 16
M1KRONAUT 15
DohertyBilly 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
mastachyra 6
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
JaneYoung 4
tStano 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
Katie_UPS 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1
Vale 1
popnbrown 1
Matthew1998 1

Onward!