CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567

[Billfred]

Poor nine-ten!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1482945&postcount=20):

Taylor 167
GaryVoshol 153
cgmv123 135
EricH 114
DonRotolo 110
efoote868 110
dodar 109
Wayne Doenges 104
Jim Wilks 79
MARS_James 63
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
The_ShamWOW88 22
GeeTwo 21
orangemoore 19
Ichlieberoboter 16
M1KRONAUT 15
DohertyBilly 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 9
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
mastachyra 6
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
JaneYoung 4
tStano 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
Katie_UPS 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1
Vale 1
popnbrown 1
Matthew1998 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41571

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"I told these kids to build a robot that could shake my hand. But no. I have to shake ITS hand? Kids these days..."

[dodar]

Time to settle it the usual way.

[GeeTwo]

We want a good clean match. All right, shake hands, to your alliance walls, and come out stackin'!
This is the sort of boxing match that takes place in two adjacent square circles.

[Taylor]

(snarky cd user): Sure, it looks great, but where are you gonna mount the bumpers?

[M1KRONAUT]

"Hey, we should use our autonomous recording feature to make the robot shake hands with the ref at the beginning of each match!"

(Because this robot has an awesome autonomous recording feature. Triple emphasis on the word awesome.)

[Ryan_Todd]

(Polonius) "O, I am slain."

(Director) "CUT! What was that, Larry? I asked for emotion."

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

If you don't shake hands with the robot, you'll hurts it's feelings, and it will ram into your alliance wall for being un-GP

[efoote868]

Grab the robot by the gripper sure doesn't have the same ring as grab the bull by the horns.

[mastachyra]

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney's hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.

[Wayne Doenges]

There once was a engineer named Larry
Whose hobby made people wary
Cool robots he did invent
But never with malicious intent
He just wanted his tool box to carry

[GaryVoshol]

When the "mentor-built" / "student-built" arguments get too intense.

[Ichlieberoboter]

*Larry* How do I pose?
*student* Just act like you really like it.
*Larry* Like shake its hand?
*student* Ummmm, sure. (to other student) He does know it's not a person, right?

[cgmv123]

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.

[Billfred]

Still Monday, ha!

First place goes to:

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.

Second place goes to:

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney's hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) M1KRONAUT
3) efoote868
4) EricH
5) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

(Polonius) "O, I am slain."

(Director) "CUT! What was that, Larry? I asked for emotion."

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 168
GaryVoshol 154
cgmv123 145
EricH 116
efoote868 112
dodar 110
DonRotolo 110
Wayne Doenges 106
Jim Wilks 79
MARS_James 63
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Jon Stratis 49
rsisk 43
GeeTwo 23
The_ShamWOW88 22
orangemoore 19
M1KRONAUT 17
Ichlieberoboter 17
mastachyra 11
DohertyBilly 10
MaGiC_PiKaChU 10
Andrew Lawrence 8
Jay O'Donnell 8
x86_4819 7
IndySam 5
Wired_Mike 5
Daniel_LaFleur 5
Barry Bonzack 4
JaneYoung 4
tStano 4
Botsup 3
Jacob Bendicksen 3
Katie_UPS 3
Skywalkar 3
rookierunner 3
IronicDeadBird 3
Whippet 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Sperkowsky 2
Poseidon1671 2
Tom Ore 1
Bruce Newendorp 1
Kuhnahtt 1
kstl99 1
Can1s_Major997 1
Paxaplenty 1
Vale 1
popnbrown 1
Matthew1998 1

Onward!