CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #574

[Billfred]

Now with points on the board!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1489170&postcount=24):

cgmv123 10
Taylor 5
M1KRONAUT 3
EricH 2
GeeTwo 2
dodar 2
Ichlieberoboter 2
Vale 2
efoote868 2
GaryVoshol 2
Wayne Doenges 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Kevin Leonard 2
Jacob Bendicksen 2
rsisk 2
orangemoore 2
Jim Wilks 2
DohertyBilly 1

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), if you didn't read them last week.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42259

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"We'll be back."

[Jacob Bendicksen]

"I'm going to need your gears, your belts, and your Allen wrenches."

[Wayne Doenges]

Boy student without hat: "I don't have control!!!!"
Student on left: "It seems to be morphing!"
Robot: "You will be terminated."
Student on right: "There's something you don't see everyday."

[Kevin Leonard]

Ironically, 50 years later the THRUST student on the left would invent the first super-intelligent AI, codenamed "Skynet"...

[GeeTwo]

(steps out front) "Cool Robot, 4982! Arms and Legs! I like how you used the signal lights as eyes. But where are the radio lights?"
Driver: "I don't thing that's Olympus' robot."
"Lighten up; they don't need license plates for a demo."

[efoote868]

Really they were invited because the manager needed a few pop rivets...

[Taylor]

Theater
Heard
Robots
Usually
Sell
Tickets

(1,501 of them)

[rsisk]

Driver: Sorry Sir!
Manipulator: Never seen the robot behave like that before, it's like it has a mind of its own...

[dodar]

The team was there for a fundraiser and outreach. The robot was there for research and development.

[GaryVoshol]

Why does the driver have the same expression on his face as the actress in the poster?

[cgmv123]

FIRST is going to sell sponsorships on the FRC field walls and barriers next season, but only after testing driver distractibility in a place known for excessive advertising and promotions, a movie theater lobby.

This is actually not a bad idea...

[Ichlieberoboter]

Spectator: Where's the robot?
Driver: You see our programmer? He's really an infil-tration unit. Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis,mircoprocessor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair,blood, grown for the cyborgs.
Spectator: Really?!?!
Driver: No, I'm just kidding our robot's right around the corner.

[M1KRONAUT]

We got asked by two managers at different theaters, actually, and we were originally going to pick the other theater, but the robot wanted to see Terminator, so we changed our plans. It should be okay, because it's not like the robot has a mind of it's own.

#missingsomethingobvious

[DonRotolo]

Wait, don't I get a pity point (or two) for my entry last contest (#573, aka S12e1)? Or is -infinity just too small to show up??

My entry for S12e2:

Robots hunting and destroying each other. Time travel. Guns and explosions, sparks and mayhem. Oh, and a movie.

[DohertyBilly]

Movie goer: "Those lights make the robot look really futuristic, what does it do?"

Student: "What? Oh, this is just the cart..."

[Jim Wilks]

Student #1: "What's that - Is our robot talking???"
Robot: "Hasta la vista, baby"
Student #2: "Hey - pipe down there!"
Robot: "Chill out, dickwad"
Student #3: "Can we keep this civil?"
Robot: "No problemo"
Student #1: "This may not end well..."

[Billfred]

Still on a Monday! Ha!

First place goes to:

Theater
Heard
Robots
Usually
Sell
Tickets

(1,501 of them)

Second place goes to:

We got asked by two managers at different theaters, actually, and we were originally going to pick the other theater, but the robot wanted to see Terminator, so we changed our plans. It should be okay, because it's not like the robot has a mind of it's own.

#missingsomethingobvious

And the burn award goes to:

Spectator: Where's the robot?
Driver: You see our programmer? He's really an infil-tration unit. Part man, part machine. Underneath, it's a hyperalloy combat chassis,mircoprocessor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough. But outside, it's living human tissue. Flesh, skin, hair,blood, grown for the cyborgs.
Spectator: Really?!?!
Driver: No, I'm just kidding our robot's right around the corner.

Which means the scores (after fixing Don's error from last week--whoops!) are:

Taylor 15
cgmv123 12
M1KRONAUT 8
Ichlieberoboter 5
EricH 4
GeeTwo 4
dodar 4
efoote868 4
GaryVoshol 4
Wayne Doenges 4
Jacob Bendicksen 4
rsisk 4
Jim Wilks 4
DonRotolo 4
DohertyBilly 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Kevin Leonard 2
orangemoore 2

Onward!