CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #579

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1493181&postcount=20):

Taylor 39
EricH 23
cgmv123 20
M1KRONAUT 16
DohertyBilly 15
Ichlieberoboter 14
Kevin Leonard 13
GaryVoshol 13
DonRotolo 13
GeeTwo 12
efoote868 12
Wayne Doenges 12
rsisk 12
dodar 10
Jim Wilks 10
orangemoore 8
thatprogrammer 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
Poseidon1671 5
Al Skierkiewicz 4
MARS_James 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
mastachyra 2

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42190

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[Ichlieberoboter]

Well sure it looks cool, but let's see you try to get down from there without injuring yourself!

[Wayne Doenges]

Mentor: "Samuel, the next time the robot grabs the RC, let go of it."

[Taylor]

Sperkowsky: Hide-and-go-seek Master.

[rsisk]

The picture behind the Great Safety Award Scandal of 2015 at SBPLI

[Kevin Leonard]

When the Royal Eagles pitched the concept for their humans vs. robots off-season event (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137058), this is not what I thought they meant!

[thatprogrammer]

The student won't be so happy when he realizes that it's now worth only 12 points....

[GeeTwo]

HP-gate, the scandal that finally made everyone forget about Buttongate.

[dodar]

It just shows how well built their robot was that it was able to stack him that high up without hurting him.

[GaryVoshol]

Yeah, looks cool - but lift it onto the platform and watch it all come tumbling down.

[DonRotolo]

Their travel supplies, while very compact and efficient, included absolutely everything they needed to excel at a Regional...including a Freshman to fetch things.

[efoote868]

"See! I told you I could! Wait guys, where are you going? WAIT NO STOP!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! Come on guys not funny. Dadgum Seniors."

[MaGiC_PiKaChU]

Andrew disguised himself as a tote to slide down the chute door (yes, chute door) The robots still suspect nothing

[M1KRONAUT]

Want to know how he did that? Here's the secret: he can levitate. Just try to remove one of the totes! This ability really came in handy two years ago, when someone accidentally threw an Ultimate Ascent disk onto the structural truss of the arena. To this day, no one knows how it was recovered. And the best/worst part: he'll never get any awards for it, because no one will believe him.

Wow, that was a really long submission.

[EricH]

The Almighty Guru of FRC waits upon his mountaintop for seekers of knowledge to approach and ask "What will the hint be for the 2016 water game?"

[MARS_James]

How is it that when someone doesn't wear safety goggles everyone comments yet he is clearly over 6ft in the air and does not have a lanyard attached to an adequate point to prevent a fall per OSHA standards, hypocrites only care about eye safety.

[DohertyBilly]

Holding a noodle across your lap won't keep the stack balanced. Nor will it help you get down.

Come to think of it, there's not much it CAN do...

[Rman1923]

This outlines how no human player read the rules in 2015. ::rtm::

[Jim Wilks]

Students were asked "What's wrong with this picture?" Sadly, all replied that a yellow tote cannot be in the middle of a stack.

[cgmv123]

It's not how he got up there; it's how he plans on getting down.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday...in central time!

First place goes to:

How is it that when someone doesn't wear safety goggles everyone comments yet he is clearly over 6ft in the air and does not have a lanyard attached to an adequate point to prevent a fall per OSHA standards, hypocrites only care about eye safety.


Second place goes to:

Their travel supplies, while very compact and efficient, included absolutely everything they needed to excel at a Regional...including a Freshman to fetch things.


And the burn award goes to:

Students were asked "What's wrong with this picture?" Sadly, all replied that a yellow tote cannot be in the middle of a stack.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 41
EricH 25
cgmv123 22
M1KRONAUT 18
DonRotolo 18
DohertyBilly 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
Kevin Leonard 15
GaryVoshol 15
GeeTwo 14
efoote868 14
Wayne Doenges 14
rsisk 14
MARS_James 13
Jim Wilks 13
dodar 12
thatprogrammer 9
orangemoore 8
Jacob Bendicksen 6
Poseidon1671 5
Al Skierkiewicz 4
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
mastachyra 2
MaGiC_PiKaChU 2
Rman1923 2

Onward!