CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1499941&postcount=14):

Taylor 72
EricH 61
Wayne Doenges 50
GeeTwo 46
efoote868 38
cgmv123 37
GaryVoshol 35
MARS_James 32
M1KRONAUT 32
rsisk 29
DonRotolo 26
Kevin Leonard 22
Jim Wilks 22
dodar 22
DohertyBilly 17
thatprogrammer 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
Al Skierkiewicz 14
orangemoore 8
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
mastachyra 2
Rman1923 2
EmileH 1

The rules, for the newbies. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1)

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42362

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

"Why does the DJ ALWAYS put the Chicken Dance on when we're up? And more to the point, why can't the drive team at least do it in sync?"

[GaryVoshol]

HP pre-game visualization technique: close your eyes and concentrate, imagine getting all the pool noodles to the other side of the field.

[rsisk]

Robot Skills? Got 'em
Dancing Skills? Not so much

[GeeTwo]

The_ShamWoW88 (coach, with hat): Punch! Punch! Pull! Punch! Push! Bark! Pull! Punch! Bark!
I swear, if the Aztech programmers even consider shadow-puppet driving next year, there shall be mayhem.

[DonRotolo]

A penny for their thoughts?
From left to right:
"oh gee, I hope they pick us, I hope they pick us..."
"what are you talking about, we're in the middle of a match..."
"must lift weights. must lift weights. must lift weights..."
"OK, I'll flip a coin to see who gets to drive..."

You owe me 8 cents.

[efoote868]

Chants: We are going to cap the stack. We are going to win the match. We will score 200 points. We will show our auton skills. GOOOOOOOOO AZTECHS!

[Wayne Doenges]

Boy on left: "Our robot seems to be doing well. Look at the Auto stack."
Boy with hat: "Something just doesn't feel right."
Girl on right: "Maybe we should be behind the wall at our drivers station."

[MARS_James]

I am more interested in the man with the orange propeller beanie, what is your story propeller man, and what are you looking at?

[Taylor]

I could swear I already entered this contest, but I don't know what happened to it

Some smarter (and snakebitten) teams have given their coaches special zip-tie bracelets (Robot Handcuffs) to avoid G31/G32 penalties.

[cgmv123]

Watching the field crew chase the wild Roomba with a high level of anticipation.

[M1KRONAUT]

Guy with the hat: "Well... we're not doing that well this year... we'll have to hope that the telekinesis goggles that the other alliance gave her work..."

[Billfred]

Sorry for taking so long, y'all! 4901 manned the South Carolina 4-H booth at the South Carolina State Fair last night, tonight was an FLL meeting, and I just wrapped up the pit signs for SCRIW. Gonna be a heck of a week.

Anywho, first place goes to:

"Why does the DJ ALWAYS put the Chicken Dance on when we're up? And more to the point, why can't the drive team at least do it in sync?"


Second place goes to:

HP pre-game visualization technique: close your eyes and concentrate, imagine getting all the pool noodles to the other side of the field.


And the burn award goes to:

Some smarter (and snakebitten) teams have given their coaches special zip-tie bracelets (Robot Handcuffs) to avoid G31/G32 penalties.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 75
EricH 71
Wayne Doenges 52
GeeTwo 48
efoote868 40
GaryVoshol 40
cgmv123 39
MARS_James 34
M1KRONAUT 34
rsisk 31
DonRotolo 28
Kevin Leonard 22
Jim Wilks 22
dodar 22
DohertyBilly 17
thatprogrammer 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
Al Skierkiewicz 14
orangemoore 8
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
mastachyra 2
Rman1923 2
EmileH 1

Onward!