CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

[Billfred]

Now that I've slept off SCRIW...

The scores, after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1501883&postcount=18):

Taylor 77
EricH 73
Wayne Doenges 55
GeeTwo 50
MARS_James 44
efoote868 42
GaryVoshol 42
cgmv123 41
M1KRONAUT 39
rsisk 33
DonRotolo 30
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
dodar 24
DohertyBilly 17
thatprogrammer 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
Al Skierkiewicz 16
orangemoore 8
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
mastachyra 4
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
EmileH 1

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38850

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Discovering new uses for safety glasses: They're not forehead protectors, they're future mustache protectors!

[dodar]

He just learned that FIRST isn't selling corndogs at competitions.

[Taylor]

An early prototype of the portable sneeze guard

[efoote868]

Kid! Those safety glasses are for protecting your eyes, not helping you teeth.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Somewhere Cookie Monster is crying....

[GeeTwo]

Looking over the glasses already? That has to be the second youngest kid with presbyopia I've ever seen.

[Wayne Doenges]

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

[M1KRONAUT]

I'm testing to see which influences my child more, actions or words. See, I'm wearing my goggles over my eyes, but I told him that they are meant to go under his nose. We'll see how he fares when he's old enough for FRC.

[GaryVoshol]

Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.

[MARS_James]

Don't worry 2013 had plenty of teething rings (http://team358.org/history/2013/images/FRC-2013-Discs.jpg)

[thatprogrammer]

It's all fun and games until a Frisbee hits the kid in his unprotected eyes.

[DonRotolo]

He used the smell protector diligently...at least until the end of the diaper stage.

[cgmv123]

Wow, the way that kid is casually filing the end of the arm is SO COOL!

[GaryVoshol]

When did Kevin get old enough to have a kid? It's been a long time since I saw him and the Leopards at the old Great Lakes Regional.

[Billfred]

Sorry about the delay, y'all--work and a nasty sinus headache have kept me busy!

First place goes to:

Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.


Second place goes to:

Looking over the glasses already? That has to be the second youngest kid with presbyopia I've ever seen.
(Who was the youngest?)

And the burn award goes to:

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 79
EricH 75
Wayne Doenges 58
GeeTwo 55
GaryVoshol 52
MARS_James 46
efoote868 44
cgmv123 43
M1KRONAUT 41
rsisk 33
DonRotolo 32
dodar 26
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
thatprogrammer 19
Al Skierkiewicz 18
DohertyBilly 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
orangemoore 8
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
mastachyra 4
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
EmileH 1

[GeeTwo]

(Who was the youngest?)


Too young to remember Get Smart (http://www.tv.com/shows/get-smart/)?

[rsisk]

Too young to remember Get Smart (http://www.tv.com/shows/get-smart/)?

Whoa, that's so obscure, even I didn't catch it... and I grew up on Get Smart