CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #591

[Billfred]

And started before midnight, for the record! (11:58:34, if you're counting.)

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1503067&postcount=16):

Taylor 79
EricH 75
Wayne Doenges 58
GeeTwo 55
GaryVoshol 52
MARS_James 46
efoote868 44
cgmv123 43
M1KRONAUT 41
rsisk 33
DonRotolo 32
dodar 26
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
thatprogrammer 19
Al Skierkiewicz 18
DohertyBilly 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
orangemoore 8
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
mastachyra 4
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
EmileH 1

The rules, for the newbies. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1)

And the picture:

http://twitter.com/FiM_DJ/status/573879028202999808/photo/1

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Ref: I can't believe the Director of FRC is using a Recycling Container for its intended purpose. NOBODY does THAT intentionally.
Frank: I can't believe this referee throwing Litter into the Landfill instead of putting it into a Recycling Container. NOBODY does THAT intentionally.

[Wayne Doenges]

After seeing Frank properly recycling his trash, everyone started to do it.
Unfortunately, the only RC's were on the field and they started to get heavier during the day and made allot of noise when they fell over.

[Taylor]

Yo Dawg, I herd u liek bottels, so I put a bottel in ur bottel.

[rsisk]

Root cause analysis has finally found who's to blame for Recycle Rush.

[GeeTwo]

With the crowd chanting

DO RECYCLE
DON'T RUSH

[dodar]

It puts the bottle in the recycling bin, or it gets the Lunacy again.

[efoote868]

"Seriously though, any container can be a recycling bin if you deem it to be. There's no point in putting all the resources into making... oh, you already bought one of those. Well, this one is for recycling too!"

[GaryVoshol]

Hey Jared, you're throwing away a dime!

(Frank didn't remember that MI is a bottle deposit state.)

[mastachyra]

"I thought since Recycle Rush was over, we could go back to littering like good Americans!"

[DonRotolo]

Frank! Recycle the bottle, not the game!

[cgmv123]

Are we going to see Frank chastise people for not making strongholds next year?

[Billfred]

At last! (Work is a killer...)

First place goes to:

It puts the bottle in the recycling bin, or it gets the Lunacy again.
(except that would still be an upgrade...)

Second place goes to:

Yo Dawg, I herd u liek bottels, so I put a bottel in ur bottel.


And the burn award goes to:

Root cause analysis has finally found who's to blame for Recycle Rush.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 84
EricH 77
Wayne Doenges 60
GeeTwo 57
GaryVoshol 54
MARS_James 46
efoote868 46
cgmv123 45
M1KRONAUT 41
dodar 36
rsisk 36
DonRotolo 34
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
thatprogrammer 19
Al Skierkiewicz 18
DohertyBilly 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
orangemoore 8
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
mastachyra 6
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
EmileH 1

Onward!