CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #596

[Billfred]

At last!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1510741&postcount=15):

Taylor 101
EricH 89
GeeTwo 84
GaryVoshol 74
Wayne Doenges 71
efoote868 54
cgmv123 53
M1KRONAUT 47
MARS_James 46
dodar 40
rsisk 40
DonRotolo 36
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
thatprogrammer 24
Al Skierkiewicz 18
DohertyBilly 17
Ichlieberoboter 16
orangemoore 10
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
mastachyra 6
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
dubiousSwain 2
Sperkowsky 2
EmileH 1

The rules (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1488484&postcount=1), for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12095

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

Planning a CNC upgrade.

[Taylor]

I can hear the ghosts of the parts that were supposed to be made, but were not actually made.

[efoote868]

Don't worry Jeffery, I won't let any freshmen near you.

[cgmv123]

He's trying to convince everyone he's The Tool Whisperer.

[rsisk]

http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr94/robokong2493/myprecious_zpssxt3etvk.png

[GaryVoshol]

Most people measure depth - he listens for it.

[dodar]

Brandon: Hey Brett, if you put the Mill to your ear, you can hear the ocean.

Brett: Really!? *leans in*

[GeeTwo]

Many of us read the papers, watch the news, or hit the web, but Brett gets the straight dope from the rumor mill.

[Ichlieberoboter]

Whaaaaaat do you mean we're getting a new mill... 😳

[Wayne Doenges]

Brandon: "If you listen carefully, you can hear all the great part waiting to be made."

[M1KRONAUT]

"My friend tells me all of the mill-related secrets of the universe. He just told me the origins of a couple common words and phrases:

'Milldew:' it's what appears if you mill a bottle of mountain dew and leave it for a couple days.

'Millk of magnesia:' it mills away your canker sores if applied topically.

'Millitary:' they send all our resources through the mill.

'Millennium:' the approximate amount of time it takes for erosion to be noticeable.

'Millet:' a grain that you mill, obviously.

Wait, none of you guys believe me, do you?"

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, fine I'll do it! (Shipping out hundreds of items this week takes its toll!)

First place goes to:

Many of us read the papers, watch the news, or hit the web, but Brett gets the straight dope from the rumor mill.


Second place goes to:

"My friend tells me all of the mill-related secrets of the universe. He just told me the origins of a couple common words and phrases:

'Milldew:' it's what appears if you mill a bottle of mountain dew and leave it for a couple days.

'Millk of magnesia:' it mills away your canker sores if applied topically.

'Millitary:' they send all our resources through the mill.

'Millennium:' the approximate amount of time it takes for erosion to be noticeable.

'Millet:' a grain that you mill, obviously.

Wait, none of you guys believe me, do you?"

And the burn award goes to:

I can hear the ghosts of the parts that were supposed to be made, but were not actually made.

Which means the scores are:

Taylor 104
GeeTwo 94
EricH 91
GaryVoshol 76
Wayne Doenges 73
efoote868 56
cgmv123 55
M1KRONAUT 52
MARS_James 46
dodar 42
rsisk 42
DonRotolo 36
Kevin Leonard 24
Jim Wilks 24
thatprogrammer 24
Ichlieberoboter 18
Al Skierkiewicz 18
DohertyBilly 17
orangemoore 10
Poseidon1671 7
MaGiC_PiKaChU 7
Jacob Bendicksen 6
mastachyra 6
白巨人 4
bobjones227 3
Vale 2
Nick Lawrence 2
IndySam 2
nickyflash 2
Rman1923 2
dubiousSwain 2
Sperkowsky 2
EmileH 1

Onward!